Chapter 1068 - 1003: So Scared I Peed Myself Miles Away (Part 2)
Otherwise, if the system decides to mess with me, with all sorts of Sea God’s Curse storms, ambushes by pirates and sea monsters, they might conveniently strike when I’m not around. This is totally possible! After all, with my God-level Luck Skill defying fate here, even if the system wants to mess with me, it probably can’t meet the conditions. But once the main commander leaves, anything can happen.
And just thinking about all the possibilities makes Da Fei even more worried about Catherine’s fleet. It’s nighttime now, the perfect time for pirate attacks.
And just as Da Fei was worrying again, the system prompt suddenly boomed! Da Fei’s heart skipped a beat, this kind of system prompt sound definitely isn’t a good thing! Otherwise, it should go ’ding’.
Sure enough!
——System Prompt: Your Vice Heroine Catherine, on an Independent Expedition, encountered an enemy and was defeated!
Encountered enemies! Defeated!! All of Da Fei’s worries and concerns actually became reality!
Da Fei was shocked, his eyes wide and breath held, his mind went blank in an instant! Defeated, Catherine really was defeated! Is the entire fleet wiped out, or did they escape the battlefield after suffering heavy losses? Da Fei felt his heart suddenly turn cold and constrict, his back drenched in cold sweat, and an overwhelming urge to pee surged in him!
Unbearable! Da Fei absolutely cannot endure the shock and impact brought by this one line of system prompt! The Old Captain was indeed right, no matter how many battles I won, I cannot bear the cost of a single defeat!
Coming to his senses, Da Fei suddenly remembered that besides the Six-headed Serpent Blade he won during the competition, it seems he hasn’t equipped Catherine with anything else! And it was still thanks to that Six-headed Serpent Blade that Da Fei managed to trigger the Divine Punishment City storyline, and embarked on a spectacular all-night journey!
And after all these busy days, acquiring so much equipment, yet I didn’t think to equip Catherine with something decent, even the Blood Armor Set would do! In the end, I gave the Blood Armor Set to that Yasoro Pirate!
In other words, Catherine’s defeat was due to my negligence and lack of foresight! I’m simply not a qualified coach! A coach is supposed to focus not just on the team’s 22 starters and bench, but even monitor the opposing team’s starters and bench too, and here I am, unable to manage even a few vice heroes I recruited?
This is completely my failure and lack of ability! I’m supposed to be the world’s number one player, but in fact, I’m just a tycoon who snowballed early luck into a fortune! Even a tycoon could manage to arm all their vice heroes, yet I haven’t even reached the level of a tycoon!
At this moment, Da Fei’s eyes ached, his heart overwhelmed with regret! Let me burst from holding in this pee! If, if there’s another chance to turn the tide, I swear I’ll arm all my vice heroes down to their underwear!
Just as Da Fei was gritting his teeth, the system prompt boomed again:
——System Prompt: Your Vice Heroine Catherine, on an Independent Expedition, encountered an enemy and was defeated!
Da Fei was startled again? Another defeat?! Does that mean they were retreating, and even retreating they got chased down, a complete wipeout? Is my fleet really completely annihilated?
Da Fei’s heart was thoroughly cold, the faint hope he harbored was instantly crushed. No! So what if it’s a complete wipeout? I can take it! Totally can take it! Finally, Da Fei couldn’t hold back the tears anymore, the snot in his nose flowed uninhibited with a flash flood of excrement and urine!
This is the taste of bitter defeat that Da Fei hasn’t tasted in reality or the past for a long time! Since entering this game, Da Fei pursued invincible solitude and never tasted defeat, now finally a victorious arrogance led to defeat, the ever-growing snowball finally cracked! Hahaha, wahaha! Da Fei finally laughed madly like a lunatic!
Two minutes, or was it three minutes later, Da Fei, exhausted from laughing, his mind and heart equally drained! Da Fei stopped thinking altogether. Goodbye, Old Captain, goodbye, Jade Dragon. From now on, let’s all stick together, no more independent expeditions. Losing without even knowing how the system screwed me, that’s no fun at all.
——System Prompt: Your Vice Heroine Catherine, on an Independent Expedition, encountered an enemy and was defeated!
Da Fei was stunned again! Defeated again? Did they just escape and get caught up again, getting wiped out once more?
Wait a minute! That’s not right! If the Radiant Wings Jade Dragon were really wiped out, shouldn’t there be a system prompt indicating a decline in the Dragon Cavalry Chamber of Commerce’s reputation? Although Da Fei encountered such a situation yesterday during a feigned retreat enticement, he’s still not sure about failure when a vice hero goes on an independent expedition!
But no matter what, the spark of hope rekindled, Catherine hasn’t lost, she’s still running! Her father, even after being hurt so badly, managed to run, I must believe the system won’t screw players over behind their backs!
With this thought, Da Fei hurriedly got up, half crawling, towards the bathroom to relieve his bladder, then anxiously waited for further system prompts.
Da Fei didn’t have to wait long, five minutes later——
——System Prompt: Your Vice Heroine Catherine, on an Independent Expedition, encountered an enemy and was defeated!
Defeated again! In such a short span of time, defeated for the fourth time! There’s something wrong, definitely something wrong! Could Catherine be waging guerrilla warfare? It’s possible! Hope, anxiety, ecstasy, fear, entanglement, all the conflicted emotions swept over Da Fei! Can’t lose! There’s hope! Don’t die! At this moment, Da Fei, with various sensible or nonsensical beliefs, turned himself into a hysterical gambler!
minutes passed! The system prompt for the fifth battle failure appeared!
minutes passed, the sixth battle failure system prompt appeared!
minutes passed, the seventh battle failure system prompt appeared!
Da Fei’s worry and fear gradually transformed into fervor! It must be guerrilla warfare, definitely guerrilla warfare! Otherwise, it wouldn’t be possible to lose so many times in such a short timeframe!
The night was about to pass, and a morning star slowly rose at the horizon in the faint dawn light, by now Da Fei’s back was drenched in sweat and exhaustion. Holding his breath and keeping an urgent pee in, he waited for the eighth delayed system message. Da Fei had a faint feeling there should be a turnaround! There must be a turnaround!
Finally——ding!
——System Prompt: Your Vice Heroine Catherine, on an Independent Expedition, encountered an enemy and was victorious!
Victory!
At that moment, the exhausted Da Fei finally exhaled a long breath, his bladder feeling alien to him! When Da Fei, trailing urine and feces, rushed to the bathroom, everything cleared up, all concerns vanished like clouds!
So this is the legendary planning a decisive victory from afar? No, this is clearly fright from thousands of miles away. My dear Kate, I was wrong, I promise to arm you with Divine Artifacts in the future, crushing opponents every second without startling me!
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