Chapter 556: No Integrity at All!
Zhang Ze and Xiao Du were completely stunned. They even thought they were dreaming, because the scene before them was simply too incredible to believe.
Can a person lift a yacht weighing more than ten tons?
The answer is no!
Can a person walk on water?
That’s impossible!
Fine. Even if someone could actually do both of those things, who in the hell could carry a ten-ton yacht while walking on the surface of the water?
This was unscientific! It defied all common sense!
「On the island.」
"Holy shit!" Monkey, who was just about to enter the water, suddenly shrieked. "Old Huang! Old Huang, come and see! Am I seeing things?!"
His voice was filled with shock, and he was nearly stuttering.
"What are you gawking at? Get in the water!" Old Huang snapped, slapping Monkey on the head. He subconsciously glanced up. "Holy crap!"
Old Huang let out a scream, his face a mask of utter disbelief.
"Old Huang, I’m seeing things, right?" Monkey asked.
SMACK!
"Why did you hit me?" Monkey cried, clutching his head in pain.
"Does it hurt?"
"Of course it hurts!" Monkey roared.
"Good." Old Huang took a deep breath. "If it hurts, that proves you’re not seeing things, and you’re not dreaming."
Monkey was speechless.
"Captain, Captain, you have to see this!" Monkey yelled, turning his head to shout at the others. "Everyone, look at the sea!"
"What’s all the howling about?" Ma Biao called out with a chuckle. He looked up. "Holy crap!"
"Captain, Captain!" Ma Biao shouted as well. "Come quick! There’s a guy on the sea walking over here, and he’s carrying a yacht!"
"Ma Biao, are you bullshitting us?" someone yelled back upon hearing his voice.
"Can you be serious for a second? Carrying a yacht on the sea? Are you out of your mind?"
But when they looked up, they were all struck dumb.
There really was a man walking across the sea, step by step, carrying a yacht.
"This... this... can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?!" Ma Biao roared.
No one answered him. Everyone, including Jiaolong, was stunned silent.
Jiaolong drew a sharp breath, grabbed Ma Biao’s arm, and said, "Ma Biao, tell me I’m not dreaming."
Someone nearby chuckled. "What’s wrong? Has the captain lost his mind too?"
But when that man looked up, he let out a yelp and tumbled into the sea, taking several minutes to clamber back out.
By then, the man carrying the yacht had already come into view. The raging waves couldn’t impede his steps. In fact, every time a wave rose, it seemed to become his foothold, making him even faster.
Those ten-meter-high waves were just giving the man a speed boost? So much for the dignity of the waves.
BOOM!
The next moment, everyone’s jaw dropped. Monkey screamed, "Holy crap!"
The man had actually thrown the yacht.
When the yacht was just floating on the water, its size wasn’t as apparent. But now, seeing it thrown through the air like a small mountain, everyone’s face turned pale.
"What the hell are you all standing around for? Run!" Old Huang shrieked, turning on his heel to flee.
The others did the same, running for their lives.
Still on the yacht, Zhang Ze and Xiao Du turned pale with fright. He... he threw us? All hundred meters of the way? If this thing crashes, the others might be fine, but we’ll be the first to die.
"We’re doomed! We’re doomed!" Xiao Du’s face was ashen, his eyes brimming with despair. "Teacher Zhang, we’re going to die! I’m so scared!" He was on the verge of tears.
"Shut your mouth!" Zhang Ze’s legs were trembling. He gripped the yacht’s handrail tightly, his voice shaking. "I’m scared too!"
"As long as I am here, you will not die."
At that moment, Lin Mu spoke. His expression was placid as he stood poised at the bow, hands clasped behind his back, his clothes whipping loudly in the fierce wind.
Hearing Lin Mu’s words, Xiao Du cursed outright. "It’s because you’re here that we’re definitely going to die! If it weren’t for coming to pick you up, how could I... Waaah! I don’t want to die! I’m not even married! I’ve never even had a sweet romance! I’m still a virgin, and now I’m going to die! Waaaaah..."
Xiao Du broke down completely, crying with piercing despair. His words were enough to make any listener’s heart ache and shed a tear.
Zhang Ze was rendered speechless. He thought of his wife and child. He thought of his elderly parents and the mortgage he’d never finish paying off. So this is how I die...
He sighed heavily, though he felt he was slightly better off than Xiao Du. At least I have a son. The Zhang Family has an heir. I’ve done my duty to our ancestors...
CRASH!
The yacht slammed onto the island with a thunderous roar. The entire island trembled from the impact, and the vessel was shattered into pieces.
Old Huang and the others, who had already run far away, were so shaken by the scene that their faces turned deathly pale and their legs trembled uncontrollably. To throw a yacht over a hundred meters? How much strength would that take? And he did it after walking on water while carrying it? If they hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they would have thought they had traveled to another world. Even so, the whole thing felt so surreal it was impossible to accept.
"Monkey, do you think we’ve all been collectively hypnotized?"
"Uh... Old Huang, what do you think? Old Huang?"
Monkey turned his head and nearly blew a gasket. The old bastard was cowering on the ground with his hands over his head, ass in the air, trembling all over.
"I’ll be damned..." Monkey was so furious he couldn’t see straight. He walked up and kicked Old Huang right in the rear. "You old goat, you’re scared now, are you? Where was this fear earlier?"
Old Huang rolled with the kick, scrambled to his feet, and dusted himself off, saying calmly, "What does a kid like you know? This is the art of survival. You’ve still got a lot to learn."
"Pah!" Monkey spat. "Survival? By sticking your ass in the air like an ostrich? You’re a disgrace!"
"Alright, everyone quiet down!" Jiaolong commanded, his voice cold. "You’re men of the Divine Machine Camp. Look at yourselves! Have you no shame?"
"Captain, I take issue with that. You were running faster than a rabbit just now," Monkey retorted, unconvinced.
"Get the hell out of here!" Jiaolong’s leg shot out, sending Monkey flying.
This brat! Does he have no respect for the chain of command? I’m his captain, after all!
Seeing everyone staring at him, Jiaolong’s face flushed slightly. He cleared his throat and announced, "Everyone, with me! Let’s go welcome the instructor!"
"Yes, sir!"
And so, the members of the Divine Machine Camp, who had been in such a pathetic state just moments before, followed Jiaolong’s lead and marched toward... Lin Mu.
Monkey limped along behind them.
"Heh, enjoyed that kick, did you?" Old Huang said, rubbing his own butt with a lewd grin.
"Enjoy my ass!" Monkey sneered. "You’re the one who personally went to get our new instructor. Any idea how he’s going to deal with you later?"
But Old Huang just smirked. "Kid, what if I tell Instructor Lin this was all your idea? Who do you think he’ll believe, you or me?"
Seeing Old Huang revert to his simple and honest facade, Monkey panicked. "Old Huang! My friend, my brother! Please, don’t! We’re thick as thieves, you and I!"
"Forget it!" Old Huang shoved Monkey away disdainfully. "It’s no use even if you call me grandpa now."
"Grandpa!"
Monkey immediately dropped to his knees before Old Huang.
"Damn it, you’re shameless!" Old Huang exclaimed. "You have absolutely no integrity!"