Chapter 915 - 935: Really Want to Strangle This Little Woman
"I disagree with your statement." Situ Yan said earnestly, "Even if a beast is in heat, it only reacts to its kind. Have you ever seen a lion in heat trying to rape an innocent fawn?"
The servants and the housekeeper in the corner twitched their lips, but their rigorous professional training made them control their emotions at all times.
They only trembled slightly as they held back their laughter.
Xia Xiaonuan glanced at the trembling servant opposite her, whose cheeks were slightly red, with a face full of black lines.
"Of course, a fawn won’t do, but if that lion is not normal, raping a wild boar is possible, and more suited to his taste!" Xia Xiaonuan retorted through gritted teeth.
Situ Yan just wanted to see her make a fool of herself, right? She was determined not to give him what he wanted. In her view, only an ugly and smelly boar is suitable for a man who is in heat at any time and place!
Situ Yan shook his head, "That’s not right either." He frowned slightly, "Think about it, if a lion is not normal, it wouldn’t have taste, let alone thoughts. So... as long as there’s a female in front of it, even if it’s a clever little deer, he probably wouldn’t be able to help but violently rape it!"
Xia Xiaonuan: "..." This man isn’t just cunning, he’s got such a venomous tongue!
What to do? She really wanted to splash the fish soup on that man’s handsome face!
Such explicit dialogue — she probably has only ever exchanged it at the dining table with this perverted Situ Yan!
He stared at her intently, holding the wine glass in hand, slowly savoring it.
Clearly a serious and stern face, yet his pupils flashed with ambiguous light.
Xia Xiaonuan’s cheeks instantly burned, his gaze seemed as if he couldn’t wait to devour her.
She tightly clenched her fists with the hand hanging down, gritting her teeth fiercely, "If I encountered that lion, I’d definitely find a hunter to shoot it dead, then pull off its lion pride and soak it in wine to drink!"
"Cough—cough cough!" Situ Yan, who was elegantly drinking wine, finally lost his composure, almost choking.
"Yandi!"
The servants and housekeeper quickly exclaimed and rushed forward, one helped pat his back, another offered water, and someone else handed him a handkerchief to wipe his mouth.
Situ Yan took the handkerchief and waved off the people nearby, "It’s fine..."
Xia Xiaonuan’s lips curled into a proud smile.
Situ Yan cast his gaze at her, dark-faced, grinding his teeth in anger, "Xia Xiaonuan, do you know what it means to be gentle and considerate in front of your man?"
Wanting to soak a lion pride in wine—this woman is simply too vicious.
The thought itself made him feel distressed.
Xia Xiaonuan rolled her eyes, "Gentle and considerate, what is that, can it be eaten?"
Situ Yan: "..."
What to do, he really wanted to strangle that annoying little woman across from him.
If it wasn’t for the fact that she’s pregnant, he’d definitely grab her and have her fiercely the whole night!
Situ Yan sat angrily on the chair.
Xia Xiaonuan picked up the chopsticks, too lazy to bother with Situ Yan, and started eating.
"Hmm, tastes pretty good." She concluded after taking a few bites of dishes in front of her whose names she couldn’t even call out.
She looked up, only to find the man opposite her sitting there motionlessly.
"Why aren’t you eating?"
"My hand is hurt, how can I eat? Xia Xiaonuan, you feed me!"