Chapter 85: Chapter 80: Can You Bully Me in My Dreams?
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Passing through the corridor, Zhou Wang came to the bathroom with the glass door open. He first stood outside and knocked on the door. Not getting a response, he walked in.
By the large bathtub, with her back to Zhou Wang, Yu Duo was slumped there. Her rear was on the smooth floor while her upper body leaned into the bathtub. Her messy bun drooped weakly, and she was muttering something.
“Duoduo, are you okay?”
Zhou Wang walked over, squatted down, and touched her shoulder.
“I… I’m uncomfortable… I want to vomit, but I can’t…”
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Yu Duo was clutching the edge of the bathtub. Hearing Zhou Wang’s voice, she didn’t lift her head, just spoke a sentence with grievance.
Zhou Wang nodded to show understanding. If you were to grade the level of drunkenness, then being slightly tipsy was definitely the most comfortable. Either that, or drink enough to be completely plastered, like Su Yajing was right now. The discomfort usually occurred only the next day upon waking.
The worst, though, was being somewhat drunk but not fully inebriated.
You can’t vomit, you can’t pass out completely, and neither sitting nor lying down feels right. You end up like Yu Duo, head drooping, not knowing what you’re doing.
“Wait for me.”
Zhou Wang went out to pour a glass of water and soaked a face towel in cold water, then returned and handed the glass to Yu Duo.
“Drink water, try to drink as much as you can.”
In Zhou Wang’s experience, when it came to drunkenness, there weren’t many good solutions. So-called “sober up pills” were useless.
Even if you went to the hospital, they would just inject you with glucose.
It’s better to drink more water to accelerate your body’s metabolism, which was somewhat effective.
Yu Duo murmured an “oh” and groggily took the glass. As she sipped on the water, Zhou Wang used the wrung-out face towel to wipe her forehead and cheeks.
Yu Duo paused suddenly while drinking. Zhou Wang, surprised, looked down, only to find her gazing at him with misty eyes, staring blankly.
“Zhou Wang, Zhou Wang, you’re a bad guy!”
The charmingly innocent Yu Duo wrinkled her nose and suddenly spoke.
“Why do you say that?”
Zhou Wang thought she was babbling drunk, didn’t care, and casually asked.
“Hmph, you…you can fool Su Yajing, but you can’t fool me…I’m very smart!”
Yu Duo laughed to herself, “You’re a playboy, aren’t you? You flirt with me, and also… also keep looking at Shen Yutong’s chest, and, and… Min’er’s legs… You’re a bad guy!”
As Zhou Wang was momentarily stunned, Yu Duo suddenly sighed.
“But you really are so handsome and romantic, like a comic book male protagonist. Watching too much can make one’s heart go soft…”
Yu Duo counted on her fingers one by one. Combined with her child-like beautiful face, it unexpectedly gave a comically exaggerated feeling of a child pretending to be an adult.
“Huh?”
When Zhou Wang heard her last words, he wondered if he misheard.
Such crude words, are they something a girl with such a childlike appearance should say!
“Hmm…I also want to have a sea of stars.”
Yu Duo suddenly pouted, raised her head, and looked at Zhou Wang with a pitiable expression.
Zhou Wang’s heart skipped a beat at that moment.
The word “cute,” when used without any modifiers to describe a girl, usually was derogatory, because it meant there were no other highlights worth mentioning, so “cute” sufficed.
But if this girl, besides being “cute,” was also pure, pretty, adorably stupid, had big dark eyes and skin so fair that you could see the blue veins…
That combination was a winning hand.
Zhou Wang’s gaze involuntarily shifted downward, resting on Yu Duo’s slightly glossy lips.
At this moment, the distance between them wasn’t exactly close but just on the brink of palpable intimacy.
Yu Duo possibly sobered up, or maybe Zhou Wang’s gaze was too intense, alerting her to something.
She suddenly shrank back a little, her eyes becoming dodgy.
“You, you can’t kiss me… You can’t… I’m Ranran’s roommate…”
Zhou Wang lifted an eyebrow, moved a little closer.
Cornered against the bathtub, Yu Duo closed her eyes as if resigning to fate, still emphasizing:
“I, I’m also her best fri… umph!”
The moment lips touched, Yu Duo’s eyes widened briefly but quickly closed again tightly.
The cup in her hand slipped into the bathtub, making a clattering sound, but it failed to awaken anyone.
Zhou Wang pinned Yu Duo against the bathtub, ravaging her unrestrainedly.
Yu Duo’s lips were thin, with a faint lingering taste of alcohol, but under the girl’s heated breath, it was incredibly intoxicating.
Zhou Wang was truly getting a bit drunk now.
Yu Duo’s reactions during the process were quite intriguing too.
She raised her hands to rest against Zhou Wang’s chest. What should’ve been a pushing motion somehow turned into a scratching motion.
And Yu Duo’s actions were so gentle, as if she wanted to show resistance but was afraid of hurting Zhou Wang, turning her moves into a kitten-like weakness.
After several minutes, Zhou Wang finally released the breathless Yu Duo… In fact, he was a bit short of breath himself.
Yu Duo initially kept her eyes closed, as if she had passed out, but since Zhou Wang delayed any further actions, the girl’s long eyelashes couldn’t help but flutter slightly.
She slowly opened her eyes, meeting Zhou Wang’s deepening gaze.
“This… was my first kiss…”
Yu Duo gasped softly, her eyes resembling a mist-laden valley at dawn, impossible to discern the colors within, only hearing her murmur.
“Oh no, something’s amiss between us. I robbed Ranran’s man…”
“Zhou Wang, Zhou Wang, this is a dream, right? This has to be a dream…”
“In my dream, could it possibly be…that you’d even bully me!”
Suddenly, Yu Duo’s rambling demeanor turned assertive. She reached up and wrapped her arms around Zhou Wang’s neck, giving him a hard kiss.
“Hehe, you taste pretty good, man~”
After the kiss, Yu Duo laughed.
This time it was Zhou Wang’s turn to be in a daze. Looking at the charmingly naïve Yu Duo, he couldn’t hold back again and leaned down to seal her lips once more.
“Mm!”
This time, Zhou Wang intensified his ravaging attacks.
The clothes Yu Duo was wearing had picked up the smell of alcohol, and had been sent away for cleaning by Bella earlier. At this moment, Yu Duo was only wearing a small vest and shorts. Her petite body, with just a light embrace, could be completely wrapped in one’s arms.
Zhou Wang dared not use too much force, afraid he’d break her. However, he did seize the opportunity to verify his vision—
Yu Duo truly didn’t have much!
Well, not completely none, but… scarce to the point of being negligible.
In this regard, Zhou Wang noted that at least Yu Duo had excellent skin, truly a smooth girl.
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