Chapter 99: Let You Feel Ecstatic
"There are many people in this world who truly need help. We should keep a warm heart and kindness, but make sure it’s for the right person!"
Lin Tian pointed at the young man kneeling on the ground, "Blame it on the fact that this world has too many scoundrels!"
"Get him!"
Wu Yong was furious, "Today, we’ll make him suffer!"
"Really want to get him?" Lin Tian’s playful side emerged.
Speaking of schemes, they were wild!
"Go buy six more buns and two bottles of mineral water!" Lin Tian raised his eyebrows at Wu Yong!
"Why buy so much?"
Wu Yong frowned, "Are we trying to stuff him to death?"
"Just go buy them, you’ll find out soon!"
Lin Tian already had a full plan in mind.
It didn’t take long for Wu Yong to come running back with two bags of buns and two bottles of mineral water, handing them to Lin Tian.
"Give me an evil smile!" Lin Tian took only one bag of buns and a bottle of water and ordered Wu Yong.
"Uh?"
"Smile about what?"
Wu Yong shook his head, unwilling, "What’s there to smile about?"
"Come on! Quickly, give me an evil grin so I can see!"
"Heh heh!" Wu Yong grinned, showing his white teeth.
"That’s a silly smile, I want an evil grin!"
"Heh heh!" Wu Yong gave an evil grin.
"Yes, yes!"
"That’s the kind of smile, when I look at you later, just give that evil grin, got it?"
Lin Tian gave Wu Yong a look, "When you give that evil grin, just hold this bag of buns and water in your hands!"
"Got it!"
Wu Yong nodded blankly.
A bit confused, not knowing what Lin Tian was up to.
Lin Tian, holding a bag of buns and mineral water, walked over to the young man again.
"Oh!"
"Hungry again?" Lin Tian came up to the young man, raising his eyebrows at him.
Upon hearing this voice, the young man quickly looked up.
When he saw Lin Tian and the bag of buns in his hands, his expression was an indescribable mix of being moved and wanting to cry.
In short, his eyes were full of emotions.
"Hungry again?"
"Just in time, I still have three buns, hurry up and eat while they’re hot!"
When Lin Tian put a bag of buns in front of him, it would probably be an unforgettable look in the young man’s eyes for a lifetime.
Maybe he was grateful to me...
Eating three dry buns might still allow room for something else, but once a bottle of mineral water goes down, the buns will swell in the stomach, leaving you with a bloated feeling.
That’s why Lin Tian insisted that Wu Yong buy mineral water.
Drench the buns, it won’t kill you with fullness!
These days, it’s not the hooligan you’re afraid of, it’s the educated hooligan.
"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and eat!"
Seeing the young man’s eyes welling up with tears of gratitude, Lin Tian personally opened the bag and handed him the buns.
"Brother, I really can’t eat anymore!"
After a long silence, the young man clutched his stomach, "It’s already killing me with fullness!"
"Then why did you write these!" Lin Tian, seeing the other party surrender, pointed at the pile of chalk writing on the ground, "You’re young and capable, instead of finding a job, you’re doing this shameless thing!"
The young man said unabashedly, "This job brings in money quickly!"
"Don’t you feel shameless?"
"Don’t you feel guilty?"
"Do you know how many people in need are deprived of the help they deserve because of people like you?"
Listening to Lin Tian’s lecturing tone.
The young man spat out with vulgarity, glaring at Lin Tian, "Mind your own damn business, I’ll do what I want!"
"Oh, you’re quite the tough guy, huh!"
"Do you think I can’t make you go home empty-handed today?" Lin Tian pointed at Wu Yong standing afar.
The young man followed Lin Tian’s finger, seeing Wu Yong holding a bag of buns in one hand and a bottle of mineral water in the other, giving him an evil grin.
This scene scared the young man into a shiver.
Lin Tian stopped looking at Wu Yong, "Nine buns, three bottles of mineral water! Guaranteed to make you feel overstuffed!"
"If you keep this up, I’ll call my big brother!" The young man swallowed nervously, really not wanting to eat more buns.
"Big brother?"
"You have a big brother?" Lin Tian laughed, not expecting the situation behind proving Wu Yong’s identity to be so complicated.
"Who’s your big brother?" Lin Tian squatted down, lighting a cigarette and asking.
"Have you heard of Optimus Prime?"
The young man said this with a smug expression, as if Optimus Prime were his own father.
"Optimus Prime!"
The cigarette in Lin Tian’s hand dropped, "You say your big brother is Optimus Prime? The Optimus Prime under Smiling Tiger Du Dahai?"
"So you know my big brother!"
"Scared now, aren’t you?"
"I advise you not to mess with me!" The young man said arrogantly.
"Heh heh!"
Lin Tian laughed, originally intending to teach the young man a lesson so he’d understand that turning back was the only salvation.
But it turns out he’s one of Optimus Prime’s people.
"Now I give you two choices, either eat these three buns or I call the police. Choose yourself!"
Lin Tian couldn’t care less about the young man, saying how big a deal Optimus Prime was.
"Just you wait!"
The young man fumbled in his pocket for a phone to make a call.
"Calling Optimus Prime?"
Lin Tian smiled, "Just tell him I treated him to sheep penis last night!"
The young man dialed the number, "Big brother, someone’s been harassing me, following me along the way, already made me eat three buns and wants me to eat more!"
"What? Who’s the other party?" A shocked voice came from the phone belonging to Optimus Prime.
"He said he treated you to sheep penis last night!"
"The other party is about to call the police, big brother, what should I do?" The young man frowned, clearly worried about Lin Tian calling the police.
Since that incident last night, Optimus Prime remembered it well.
Getting beat up outside, then getting beat by the boss when he returned home!
Optimus Prime was terrified of getting beaten again.
At first, he was full of rage when receiving his underling’s call, ready to vent out his anger.
But hearing about the sheep penis dinner from last night!
A sheep penis dinner last night?
Optimus Prime froze briefly, then showed a terrified expression.
It was that extraordinarily powerful young man!
"Run!"
"Stop the nonsense and run!" Optimus Prime shouted.
Even if you gave Optimus Prime a hundred guts, he wouldn’t dare mess with Lin Tian now.
The moment the young man heard even his big brother say this, he sneaked a glance at Lin Tian and bolted, not even finishing the phone call.
Lin Tian couldn’t be bothered to chase, knowing people like this would be hopeless no matter how much you chastise them.
To permanently prevent such incidents, you have to address the root cause.
Which means you must take out Smiling Tiger Du Dahai.
"Why did he run?" Seeing the young man flee, Wu Yong came running over.
"Ignore him!" Lin Tian said to Wu Yong, "Turns out, this meddling wasn’t a waste of time after all!"
Wu Yong was puzzled, "What new discovery?"