Chapter 87: You Can’t See Me
"Come on, didn’t you want me to keep you company?" Wang Ba took a few steps forward.
Lin Tian swallowed hard and kept backing away. Wang Ba was truly disgusting, even coming up with such a low-down trick.
He’s covered in feces, can’t hit him, and don’t dare catch him.
If I’m not careful, I’ll end up with a handful of poop!
"Turns out even ghosts can be scared of people!" Wang Ba laughed out loud and rushed toward the female ghost.
Lin Tian took off running. If he were any slower, he’d definitely end up covered in shit...
Chased all the way by Wang Ba, Lin Tian was nearly scared out of his wits. Who would put feces on themselves out of fear?
If Lin Tian knew what Wang Ba was thinking right now, he might regret dressing up as a ghost to scare people.
Originally Lin Tian was chasing Wang Ba for fun, but now Wang Ba was the one chasing him.
The plot twist came a bit quickly.
"Huff huff!" In the corridor corner, Lin Tian temporarily got rid of Wang Ba, gasping for breath.
"Come on! What’s there to be afraid of! So even ghosts can be afraid of people!" Wang Ba, unable to find his target, loudly mocked in the corridor.
"How to deal with him?" Lin Tian pursed his lips in thought, Wang Ba was untouchable from head to toe.
But if I don’t touch him, how can I defeat him?
"Ba? He Wu?" Just as Lin Tian was deep in thought, a timid voice came from the office.
"Oh no, how did he wake up?" Lin Tian’s expression tightened as he silently cursed.
Having one Wang Ba already made him bewildered, and now the guy in the office who fainted from fright had woken up.
This complicated matters even more.
"Who’s talking? Come out if you have the guts!" Wang Ba faintly heard someone talking, but the distance was too far for him to hear clearly: "Stop playing ghost, come out!"
"No, I have to quickly come up with a plan!" Lin Tian leaned against the wall in thought.
"Got it!" Lin Tian’s dark eyes lit up.
Since it’s late at night and nobody can see anyone clearly, I’ll just lead the two together and take the opportunity to strike.
With that thought, Lin Tian stopped hiding, allowing Wang Ba to see him.
"Haha! You finally came out!" Upon seeing Lin Tian, Wang Ba’s lips curved up.
The chase resumed.
Lin Tian ran in front, Wang Ba chased behind.
This time, Lin Tian purposely led Wang Ba toward Bai Shishi’s office.
Inside the office, Yang Wen, who had woken up, continued playing dead, lying on the floor without daring to move.
Peeking through his eyelids, he discovered there was only one ghost sitting in the room.
So Yang Wen continued pretending to be dead to deceive the ghost.
But pretending to be dumb like this wasn’t a long-term solution?
He needed to run, or else even if he played dumb, he’d end up dead here today.
The ghost had been sitting there for so long without moving, how could he escape?
After much hesitation, Yang Wen finally decided to ignore whether the ghost was still seated there or not.
At the very least, running offered a sliver of hope.
Suddenly rising, Yang Wen took large strides toward the office door.
But in an instant, a shadow appeared at the office door, with long hair flowing and wearing a colorful shroud.
"Oh my god!" Yang Wen’s legs tightened in fear, wetting his pants once more.
There... there were actually two ghosts.
His eyes turned vacant, mouth agape, drool streaming down the corners of his mouth, completely stunned.
"Damn it!" Lin Tian secretly cursed to himself.
"Shit, nearly scared me to death!" Lin Tian patted his chest in relief.
"Gotcha now, let’s see how you run away this time?" Wang Ba’s taunting voice echoed from outside the office.
"Ghost, I know I was wrong, please spare my life!" Suddenly, Yang Wen knelt down, eyes shut tight, begging for mercy.
"Oh, better hide for now!" Feeling something inexplicable, Lin Tian, face full of black lines, hid in the corner.
Due to the darkness in the corridor and Wang Ba not paying close attention, he mistook the kneeling Yang Wen for a ghost once he entered the office.
Wang Ba suddenly tackled Yang Wen to the ground, making Yang Wen anxious, fearing he was about to be possessed by a ghost.
"Oh no!" Lin Tian, standing in the corner, quickly covered his eyes: "You can’t see me, you can’t see me!"
"Hmm, why does it smell so bad?" Yang Wen sniffed, sensing something was off with the smell.
"Let’s see you try to run now!" Wang Ba grabbed Yang Wen, smearing the filth on himself all over Yang Wen’s face and body.
"Oh my, it stinks!" Lin Tian was about to vomit.
"Ba?" Suddenly Yang Wen opened his eyes, incredulously shouting.
Because the voice sounded familiar.
"Huh?" Wang Ba, his hands covered with poop, was smearing it on Yang Wen’s face when he was stunned by the shout.
"It really is you, Ba!" Yang Wen excitedly yelled.
Surprised by an odd salty taste in his mouth.
Then Yang Wen abruptly stood up.
"Ugh!" The first thing Yang Wen did after getting up was to hold onto the wall and vomit.
Lin Tian, face filled with black lines, had beads of sweat rolling down his temples.
Today’s been quite a day for heavy tastes!!!
"Ugh!" The gut-wrenching sound of vomiting was like a drunk trying to heave up their intestines.
"Ba, why on earth did you smear this stuff on me!" Yang Wen finally realized what the sticky and wet thing on him was.
"Didn’t they say ghosts are afraid of filth? So I just...!" Wang Ba awkwardly explained.
Now that things calmed down, even the stench from his own body made him feel nauseous.
"I’m not a ghost? Why’d you smear this all over me?" Yang Wen finally remembered the ghost sitting in the chair inside the office: "Ba, did you see the shadow sitting in the chair?"
Wang Ba glanced in the direction Yang Wen pointed, nodding.
"Get him!" Yang Wen ordered.
Wang Ba suddenly lunged toward the chair.
"Thud!" A crisp sound of a head hitting the floor echoed, making Lin Tian cringe.
The one sitting in the chair wasn’t a ghost at all, but a paper dummy Lin Tian had set up.
The dummy just had a wig and a shroud on.
So when Wang Ba lunged at a paper dummy, he inevitably fell hard onto the ground.
"Ba? Ba? Ba~!" Seeing Wang Ba motionless on the floor, Yang Wen whispered.
"Could Ba have perished alongside the ghost?" Yang Wen swallowed, instinctively stepping back.
But before he could retreat two steps, someone struck the back of his neck, knocking him out again.
The shadow stood in the office doorway, gazing at the two people collapsed on the ground. Lin Tian, removing the wig, sweated profusely, murmuring: "Quite the fruitful night!"
Seeing all three passed out, Lin Tian took out his phone to call Bai Shishi.
A moment later, Bai Shishi’s lazy voice came through: "Hello!"
"Is Miss Bai asleep?" Lin Tian mischievously smiled.
"Isn’t that a given?"
"It’s the middle of the night, what else would I be doing?" Bai Shishi, half-asleep, became agitated upon hearing the voice on the phone.
"Come to the office quickly!"
"Lin Tian, are you out of your mind, going to the office this late?" Bai Shishi held back from swearing.