Chapter 536: Prank
Why do guys want to work on their eight-pack abs and V-line?
The reason is simple, because girls like that kind of thing.
Seeing a body like that, many fangirls will let out a high-pitched scream, wishing they could jump on him and do whatever they want.
Why do girls like it?
There are two reasons:
First: The lines of such a body are appealing, very pleasing to the eye, and can easily trigger a girl’s hormones.
Second: Such a physique conveys strength and a sense of security, apart from a handsome face and a tall body, these two traits can’t be missing.
Zhao Qingtang is also a girl. Girls’ aesthetics are quite similar, especially when it comes to men.
A face so handsome it’s off the charts, combined with a powerful and graceful body, how could her little heart not race?
Zhao Qingtang has reached a doctoral level, and during university, she was also a student of Zhao Xuefeng. Therefore, interning at the Ancient Hospital was unavoidable.
To avoid having those annoying guys take advantage, Zhao Qingtang’s main job is administering medicine and diagnosing pulses.
As for acupuncture, massage, and other diagnoses requiring physical contact, she only attends to female patients.
This is also a convenience for females at the hospital, as the process needs slow adaptation. Suddenly seeing a guy undressed could make them too nervous and prone to mistakes.
So, the guys Zhao Qingtang sees are basically models. She really hasn’t seen something this real, and at such a close distance.
She felt a bit lucky inside, it’s a good thing she’s just dressing him and not doing acupuncture, otherwise she might have pierced the wrong spot, right?
Zhao Qingtang was still nervous, mostly because she had no experience with guys, and her fondness for Lin Tian... was only for his handsome face and well-proportioned body.
Lin Tian leaned against the cool wall, Zhao Qingtang blushed, holding the shirt with both hands as she helped his left hand into the sleeve, but it was quite challenging to help him put on the other sleeve with him pressed against the wall like that.
Pushing him onto the bed, then turning him over?
That scene Zhao Qingtang had imagined in her mind, he might get his nose or head smashed... but at least it’s not her getting smashed.
Determined, Zhao Qingtang started to act.
She tugged at Lin Tian’s arm, but the gentle pull did nothing.
With a slight bite of her lip, Zhao Qingtang increased her strength and gave a push, and Lin Tian’s body was toppled over by her force.
Suddenly, driven by some unknown force, she felt reluctant to let Lin Tian hit hard like that, so she pulled him back.
Lin Tian just felt like he was going to lose it.
What on earth was this silly girl up to? Push and pull, did she think I’m some easy-to-bully kitten?
Meow meow meow? Is that cute?
Thump~
With an almost inaudible thud, Lin Tian’s body collided into a soft and fragrant embrace, instantly, a unique feminine fragrance filled his nostrils.
The smell was hard to describe, some sweetness, and more sweetness. It made Lin Tian involuntarily swallow, and he forgave her for the violence she’d just inflicted on him.
Suddenly, Lin Tian felt two soft things on his back, not very large, but with some elasticity, quite comfortable, Lin Tian was very pleased.
Zhao Qingtang was very clumsy, at least now she was. She pushed Lin Tian away with her hand, so he wouldn’t continue leaning against her, preventing him from falling.
But... without one hand, how could she help Lin Tian with the rest of the shirt?
Helplessly, she let Lin Tian lay back down... and once again collided into her chest.
The situation still wasn’t over, a man and a woman alone like this, bodies pressed together. Zhao Qingtang clumsily helped Lin Tian with the sleeve of his right hand.
During this time, unavoidable physical contact occurred between them.
Lin Tian couldn’t tell if this girl was captivated by his good looks or simply clumsy, but that cold hand of hers fumbled on his chest several times. Each touch made it hard for him to stay calm.
Finally, finally, the two sleeves were fitted, Zhao Qingtang gently placed him back on the bed.
Then... buttoning up...
Lin Tian was frustrated, dear sister, couldn’t you pick one without buttons? Just slip it over my head, why the fuss?
Finally, after about five minutes, Zhao Qingtang finished buttoning... though they were all crooked, with two buttons not even lined with the buttonholes.
Those five minutes were the most tormenting for Lin Tian because he needed to suppress his hormones with Spiritual Qi.
Otherwise, he’d definitely end up with a permanent label from Zhao Qingtang: Scumbag!
Even though it was all Zhao Qingtang’s fault, women’s logic is weird, it would definitely be Lin Tian’s fault.
"Phew~"
Finally, it was done.
Zhao Qingtang sighed with relief, wiping the sweat off her forehead. The air conditioner was set so low, so why was she still sweating from nervousness?
All because of Lin Tian! Drinking so much!
Thinking this, Zhao Qingtang glanced again at Lin Tian. Seeing his unevenly buttoned shirt, she burst into laughter. She seemed very satisfied with her work.
Suddenly, she frowned, feeling like something was missing.
"Got it!" She exclaimed excitedly, then scurried away in her slippers with a ’thud thud thud’ sound.
Lin Tian suddenly had a very bad premonition.
Soon after, Zhao Qingtang came back with the same ’thud thud thud’ sound.
Through his perspective, Lin Tian saw she was holding a large box full of makeup products.
Lin Tian, being a guy, knew little about makeup, but he’d seen something similar in Mei Ruyan and Bai Shishi’s rooms.
He already knew what Zhao Qingtang aimed to do, but he couldn’t resist because... then his cover would be blown, and the consequences would be bleak.
Actually, Zhao Qingtang wasn’t good at makeup... she’s utterly engrossed in ancient medicine, spending tons of time on it. Plus, she’s a natural beauty, she can apply makeup, but her skills are lacking.
She really couldn’t understand how those girls, who were unbearably unattractive, managed to trick those guys with these things.
She opened the box and took out some things Lin Tian couldn’t name. Then with a mischievous smile, she approached Lin Tian step by step.
It was a lipstick, but to Lin Tian, it felt more like a knife, and Zhao Qingtang was the executioner!
The lipstick circled his lips three times to the left, then three times to the right, and Lin Tian was sure his lips now looked like two sausages.
Lin Tian’s ’nightmare’ was not over. Zhao Qingtang’s kit seemed quite complete, she busied herself on Lin Tian’s face.
With playful excitement, Zhao Qingtang dabbed and smeared for half an hour, occasionally letting out giggles, adorable and endearing, while Lin Tian just wanted to pin her down and spank her rounded bottom with his palm for half an hour.
And if it got swollen, he’d simply massage it for another half-hour!