Chapter 424: Ultimate Mother-in-Law
"Mom, I’m here."
As Lin Tian blurted out this sentence, the room fell into a brief silence.
Liou Qingcheng was momentarily stunned, then her cheeks began to flush again as she reached for Lin Tian’s waist.
Lin Tian dared not dodge, letting Liou Qingcheng give a firm pinch to the soft flesh at his waist, then acting exaggeratedly in pain. He said, "Why do you always pinch here? Can’t you pick a different spot?"
"If you dare speak nonsense again, I’ll pinch you to death." Liou Qingcheng threatened fiercely.
Yan Xinrou heard everything clearly over the phone and quickly shouted, "Stop it, silly girl! You can’t pinch a man there, you need to take good care of it. If you pinch it too hard, you’ll lose happiness for life!"
Lin Tian was terribly embarrassed and looked down at his crotch, thinking this mother-in-law was too imaginative...
Liou Qingcheng clearly understood as well, blushing furiously and scolding, "Yan Xinrou! Where’s your dignity as an elder? How can you say such things!"
"Hmph!" Yan Xinrou snorted coldly and said, "I’m not talking to you. Let Lin Tian answer the phone, you go stand aside."
Liou Qingcheng reluctantly put the phone on speaker and placed it on the table, warning Lin Tian, "Speak properly, or you’ll regret it."
Watching Liou Qingcheng’s mischievous yet fierce expression, Lin Tian couldn’t help but laugh.
"Lin Tian." Yan Xinrou called out.
"Yes, Auntie, I’m here." Lin Tian replied.
Yan Xinrou’s tone immediately turned displeased, "Why call me Auntie? Say ’Mom’ loudly for me to hear."
Lin Tian cautiously glanced at Liou Qingcheng, seeing that she was ignoring him, then grinned and shouted loudly, "Mom!"
"Yes." Yan Xinrou responded and started giggling.
Liou Qingcheng’s eyebrows furrowed instantly; she punched Lin Tian lightly and teased, "You called when she told you to?"
Though Liou Qingcheng scolded him verbally, she felt sweetness inside but didn’t show it.
"Lin Tian, how’s the thing I asked you to do last time?" Yan Xinrou asked.
Lin Tian looked puzzled, "What is it?"
Yan Xinrou got anxious, accusing, "The ultra-thin phantom disguise! Have you... used it?"
Lin Tian was full of dark lines, recalling the small box Yan Xinrou handed him last time, labeled ultra-thin phantom disguise, super thin, more sensitive, three packs included... Lin Tian remembered very clearly.
Liou Qingcheng collapsed onto the sofa, buried her head under a pillow, covering her ears like an ostrich.
Can’t face anyone!
What did I do in my past life to deserve this?
How unlucky am I to have such an extraordinary mom?
Lin Tian broke into a cold sweat and looked down at his crotch, stammering, "Didn’t... have time, I haven’t..."
Before Lin Tian could finish, Yan Xinrou interrupted, "Qingcheng is immature, and you too! Did you make her take pills for temporary pleasure? Absolutely not!"
Lin Tian originally wanted to say he hadn’t done anything, but who would’ve known Yan Xinrou was so fierce.
"Forget it, you should have kids sooner rather than later. If she gets pregnant, do not abort; it’s bad for my daughter’s health, just have the baby. You both focus on your school and work, I’ll help take care of the child. Haha, I’m going to have a grandchild."
Lin Tian was left speechless and patted Liou Qingcheng’s exposed buttocks, saying, "Why don’t you explain?"
"Don’t bother me, she is not my mom." Liou Qingcheng said without lifting her head.
"Haha." Yan Xinrou laughed uncontrollably, "Alright, alright, Mom won’t bother you two anymore. Work hard and give Mom a chubby grandson."
"Uh..." Lin Tian thought for a long moment, unsure of how to respond. If he said Qingcheng and I would try, she’d probably pinch him to death.
Suddenly, Yan Xinrou’s voice sounded again, "Remember to exercise more and stay healthy. I’ll often bring you more good food to school later to nourish you."
Upon hearing that, Liou Qingcheng shot upright, frantically waving at the phone on the table, "No, no, don’t come, I beg you."
Yan Xinrou ’tsk-ed and said, "It’s not like I’m bringing food to you. Okay, not going to say more, you two work hard! I’ll hang up now, bye-bye."
After finishing these words, the call finally ended.
Lin Tian and Liou Qingcheng exchanged a glance, seeing the fierce light in her eyes, and he immediately sprinted away.
"Jerk! Don’t run, give me back my innocence!" Liou Qingcheng grabbed a pillow from the sofa and chased after Lin Tian.
After they playfully sparred for a while, Liou Qingcheng was naturally no match for Lin Tian, so after a couple laps, Lin Tian pressed her down onto the sofa. Her hair was disheveled, her dress wrinkled - a gentle tug would surely take off that floral dress.
"Ding~" The phone rang again.
Upon checking the caller ID: "Real Mom."
"Don’t answer!" Liou Qingcheng panted, then pulled Lin Tian’s hand away.
"What if it’s something important?" Lin Tian said, swiping the phone and putting it on speaker.
"Hey, Lin Tian."
"Mom, what’s up?" Lin Tian asked.
"Uh..." Yan Xinrou heard their panting and hesitated for two seconds, "After all this time, you’re not done yet? Young folks are really fit. Oh, we’ll be going to pick up Qingcheng’s dad from the hospital soon, make sure to come along. Okay, hanging up, good luck kiddo, I’m counting on you."
After the call ended, Liou Qingcheng screamed, "Ah! How did I end up with such a mom!"
"I think your mom’s great." Lin Tian complimented with a smile.
After the little drama earlier, Lin Tian behaved much better, just cuddling with Liou Qingcheng while watching TV.
After watching TV, Liou Qingcheng went to her room to get some pajamas and said to Lin Tian, "I’m sleeping in this room tonight, you find somewhere else to sleep."
Liou Qingcheng was truly panicked because almost several times tonight, she was nearly eaten up by Lin Tian.
Having spoken, Liou Qingcheng didn’t wait for Lin Tian to respond, shut the door with a ’bang,’ and locked it from inside.
When Liou Qingcheng finished her shower and came out wearing pajamas, she saw Lin Tian lying on the bed, smiling at her.
Liou Qingcheng quickly covered her chest with both hands and hurriedly asked, "What are you doing here?"
Lin Tian smiled and said, "This is my house, you think you can lock me out?"
"Fine, then you sleep here, I’ll find another room." With that, Liou Qingcheng clutched her chest and rushed to leave.
Lin Tian quickly jumped off the bed, went by Liou Qingcheng’s side, wrapped his arm around her waist, and said, "You’re not going anywhere. Don’t worry, we’ll just sleep."