Chapter 307: The Patriarch Is in Serious Trouble
Thinking about it, Bai Shishi didn’t hesitate. She went up and gave Lin Tian a bear hug, then quickly released him: "Speak, what’s the second condition?"
"..." Lin Tian rolled his eyes. Wow, sis, can we not rush things a bit more?
What’s the difference between that hug and just a pat?
But... it smelled pretty nice!
Alright, next time I hug her, I’ll savor it more!
Seeing Lin Tian enjoying himself like that, Bai Shishi was so angry she was grinding her teeth. This guy is utterly shameless!
While savoring the sweet fragrance, Lin Tian casually said, "This second condition is quite simple!"
"Since we’re getting married, we don’t need to be husband and wife in reality, but in public and private, we must act as a married couple!" Lin Tian spoke earnestly, his expression serious.
"In front of the necessary people, we must address each other in the manner of husband and wife!"
"And, you are obligated to call me hubby three times a day. Of course, whether you actually call me or not, that’s up to me!"
"In other words, when I want you to call me, you must call me, and when you do, it doesn’t matter the occasion or place; the timing is also up to me!"
"..."
Bai Shishi’s face turned even more rigid. The earlier parts were fine, agreeing was agreeing, it should be done that way anyway!
But what the hell is this last one?
Calling you three times a day, whenever you feel like it?
That’s a bit too much!
"The last demand is impossible!" Bai Shishi answered sternly, with no intention of giving in: "Don’t think just because I need your help you can do as you please!"
"Oh, well then!" Lin Tian shrugged indifferently, looking unconcerned: "Then it’s off the table? No point in discussing further then; I’ll go find somewhere to eat first!"
With that, he genuinely started to leave, standing up without any hesitation!
"Wait!"
Bai Shishi gritted her teeth. This guy has figured out she can’t do anything about him!
When did Lin Tian become so emotionally intelligent, not losing at all to myself dealing with cunning businessmen every day!
"Hmm?" Lin Tian paused and looked at Bai Shishi: "Have you thought it through and prepared to agree now?"
"Three times is not possible!" Bai Shishi rolled her eyes and glared at Lin Tian fiercely: "At most once!"
"Then there’s nothing to talk about!" Lin Tian lifted his leg as if to leave, actually just moving half a step. He wasn’t genuinely planning to leave, just putting on a show!
"Don’t leave!" Bai Shishi quickly stopped Lin Tian: "Twice, that’s my final limit. If you don’t agree, then just go!"
"Deal!" Lin Tian swiftly turned around and sat back down with a mischievous smile: "You could have agreed earlier and saved all this trouble!"
"..."
Bai Shishi’s expression turned so rigid it could drip water; she realized she was trapped by this guy again, completely intentional!
Lin Tian poured himself a glass of water, totally ignoring Bai Shishi’s murderous gaze. Well, since my strategy was superior, is it my fault for winning?
"Come on, let me hear you call me hubby~" Lin Tian sipped some water, feeling extremely pleased, like a victorious rooster!
"Hubby..." Bai Shishi, having no choice, complied. What else could she do after agreeing? She had to follow through!
However, when she said it, her voice was so soft that if Lin Tian didn’t have good hearing, he probably wouldn’t have heard it!
"For the first time, everyone’s like this, you’ll get used to it!" Lin Tian comforted himself in his heart!
No way around it, you can’t force Bai Shishi to shout the first time like she’s yelling, right? There would naturally be resistance!
"Alright, let’s discuss the third condition now!" Lin Tian put down the glass, scratching his chin!
To be honest, he hadn’t thought of any so-called conditions, they came up on a whim!
Now that the moment arrived, he was somewhat at a loss about what condition to propose, so he had to wing it!
Bai Shishi said nothing, just watched Lin Tian with a resigned look!
"Tsk tsk tsk, so lifeless!" Lin Tian shook his head in dissatisfaction, is that necessary?
Glancing at Bai Shishi’s expression, Lin Tian hesitated until his gaze fell on two fairly prominent features of Bai Shishi.
Her chest... no, no, any woman would refuse, absolutely would not agree!
Given that, the only option left was those red, luscious lips!
Charming petite lips, so pink and inviting, that’s it, target locked. Lin Tian naturally wouldn’t hesitate: "Alright, the third condition is to kiss me a few times every day!"
"As for the condition, it’s the same rule, it’s up to me. Time and place, well, it’s like that, if any new conditions arise, we’ll add them later!"
"..."
Bai Shishi’s mouth twitched, suddenly feeling the urge to kill, to skin and dismember Lin Tian!
Adding conditions as you think of them?
Out of nowhere, an image popped into Lin Tian’s mind: Bai Shishi in a white coat, holding a scalpel, walking sinisterly toward him lying on a gurney, as Lin Tian screamed in terror.
"Your look is kind of scaring me!" Lin Tian fearlessly announced, now firmly holding the advantage, how could you reverse the situation: "Ah, I’m so timid, if you scare me like this every day, wouldn’t I traumatize my heart until I die of fright!"
"Forget it, let’s not make this deal!"
"..."
Bai Shishi didn’t know what to say anymore, her murderous look softened, leaving her feeling as if she wanted to cry but had no tears!
"I agree!" Bai Shishi gritted her teeth in response, what could she do other than agree?
If Lin Tian truly dropped this, where could she find another partner to cooperate with?
"That’s the spirit!" Lin Tian replied with a proud smile: "Come on, give hubby a smile!"
Hearing this, Bai Shishi mustered a smile uglier than crying!
While the two were flirtatiously bantering, at the Bai family’s Wangfu Manor.
"Patriarch, something big has happened!" In the Bai family’s ancestral home, Bai Tianlong’s study, a Bai family member rushed in, bursting through the door.
"What kind of behavior is this, panicking like that?" Bai Tianlong frowned as he put down the newspaper he was reading, clearly unhappy.
As members of the Bai family, they should have the composure of Mount Tai collapsing in front and remain unfazed by it. Acting hastily and impulsively, isn’t that giving others a chance to mock the Bai family?
"Yes!" The Bai family member who had barged in nodded quickly; who would dare not listen to the Patriarch?