Chapter 154: This Man Is Just Too Handsome
"Bro, she’s my girlfriend!"
Lin Tian held his head in his hands, speaking pitifully.
"Your girlfriend?"
The blond man sneered, "Today, we’re going to put a green hat on you!"
"Green hat?"
Lin Tian laughed, no need to hold back any longer.
The other party’s words were so excessive; if you don’t smack him, you’re not doing justice to that foul mouth of his.
"One, two, three, four! The four of us will give you four green hats!"
The blond man said recklessly.
"Had enough talking? If so, shut your filthy mouth that’s eaten shit!"
Lin Tian spoke calmly.
"What the hell? You dare to be arrogant with me? You’ve got guts, huh? Do you believe I’ll slice you with one slash?"
The blond man sneered, raising the big knife in his hand, ready to chop Lin Tian if he dared to speak.
"I don’t believe it!"
As soon as the words left his mouth, Lin Tian suddenly stood up and directly kicked between the blond man’s legs with his uninjured left foot before he could react.
"Oh~!"
The blond man let out a painful groan.
"Monkey steals the peach!"
Lin Tian’s attack didn’t stop, and he grabbed between the blond man’s legs with one hand.
"Ah~~~!"
Immediately, the blond man collapsed to the ground like dead weight.
"Now try putting a green hat on me?"
Lin Tian taunted, staring at the blond man in agony on the ground.
"Hands on your head, squat on the ground!"
Bald Qiang didn’t expect Lin Tian’s skills to be so formidable, nor did he expect him to fight back. Only when his man was beaten did he react, pointing the black gun in his hand at Lin Tian.
"What if I don’t?"
Lin Tian smirked coldly, disappearing suddenly.
"Courting death!" Bald Qiang pulled the trigger directly.
Bang! Bang!
Bald Qiang fired two shots, both missing Lin Tian. Lin Tian’s movement was too fast for him to even aim, let alone hit him.
"You’re fucking looking for death!"
Bald Qiang was both shocked and panicked, pulling the trigger even faster.
Real gun or fake gun, Lin Tian instantly understood. He initially thought the opponent was holding a fake gun, so he was a bit arrogant.
Turns out it was a real gun; now, he could only hope the magazine wasn’t fully loaded.
After five shots, the black handgun clicked empty.
"Out of bullets?"
"Busted!"
Lin Tian and Bald Qiang reacted at the same time.
"My turn now!"
Having been pinned down by gunfire, Lin Tian shifted his position, creating afterimages like special effects, appearing instantly in front of Bald Qiang like a flash of light, and then slammed a fierce punch down.
Boom!
The punch landed heavily on Bald Qiang’s head, and before he realized what happened, he blacked out and fell to the ground.
His eyelids fluttered, obviously knocked silly by the punch.
Bald Qiang struggled to stand, shouting at the two henchmen guarding the door, "What are you two standing there for? Get over here and help!"
The two young men at the door holding daggers immediately rushed over. Lin Tian picked up the dropped black handgun and tossed it; the black gun flew into the air.
Lin Tian put his hands in his pockets, using his right foot as a pivot, spun his body violently, and kicked the black handgun with the instep of his left foot, sending the handgun like a black bullet crashing into one young man’s face...
"So cool, if he were my boyfriend, it’d be great!"
"This is a true martial arts master; even a gun can’t kill him!"
"I can’t describe my feelings at this moment!"
"I want to go to a room with him, he must be incredible..."
Lin Tian’s powerful display stunned everyone; it was like a real-life superman, invincible!
"He seems to have become more powerful?"
Under the table, Bai Shishi’s eyes were full of starry admiration.
This man was simply too handsome.
Always able to give her unexpected surprises.
So handsome her heart was about to explode, handsome enough she wanted to devote herself to him!
Under the adoring gazes of the people, Lin Tian chopped Bald Qiang’s neck with a hand knife.
Without suspense, Bald Qiang fainted immediately, and with that, all four robbers in the shop were down, powerless to fight anymore.
"Four grown men, instead of doing something decent, run to rob people’s hard-earned money!"
Lin Tian scorned, if you’re going to rob, rob some rich big boss; robbing a small snack shop, what’s the point?
"Why are you all dazed? Call the police!"
Lin Tian saw the shop owner still staring at him blankly, and covered his forehead helplessly.
"Oh~!"
The shop owner finally reacted, quickly pulling out his phone to call.
"What are you all standing around for? Get some rope and tie them up!"
Seeing the crowd still squatting foolishly, Lin Tian rolled his eyes, sassing them.
Hearing Lin Tian’s reminder, people finally reacted, hastily finding rope to tie up the robbers.
Before long, all four robbers were tied up, and the patrons who had been robbed recovered their belongings.
"Boss, the bill!"
With the robbers dealt with and the meal finished, Lin Tian shouted to the shop owner.
"This meal is on me!"
The shop owner laughed heartily, "Otherwise, who knows how much money would have been stolen from my little shop!"
"That’s too kind!"
Lin Tian scratched his head and slapped a hundred-dollar bill on the table, "Keep the change for the bowl I broke earlier!"
"No, no, hero, I’ll get you change!"
The shop owner quickly picked up the money from the table and looked up to find Lin Tian and his female companion were gone.
"Where’d they go?" The shop owner glanced at the table where they had been eating, but Lin Tian’s female companion was gone too.
"They’ve left!"
People pointed to the open front door of the shop.
"Such a good person!" The shop owner’s eyes were full of gratitude.
Lin Tian dragged Bai Shishi along as they dashed away, panting against a utility pole.
"Those moves you did were so cool!"
Bai Shishi was still in a daze, like an infatuated girl, captivated by Lin Tian’s earlier performance.
"There are even cooler ones you haven’t seen!"
Lin Tian, thick-skinned, wasn’t modest at all.
"Being with you, I constantly encounter all kinds of excitement!"
Bai Shishi was out of breath, face flushed, but with a joyful smile at her lips.
"I’m just a jinx, always bringing you trouble!"
Lin Tian self-deprecatingly said.
"Actually, there’s something I’ve always wanted to say since I met you!"
Bai Shishi’s expression suddenly turned serious.
Lin Tian was taken aback, "What? Miss Bai, are you about to confess to me, smitten by my handsome demeanor? Want me to be your boyfriend?"
"Stop being so full of yourself!" Bai Shishi snorted.
"Go ahead, I’m listening!"
Lin Tian assumed a serious look, secretly pondering.
If Bai Shishi confessed to him, he’d take her to a hotel for three hundred rounds, determined to leave her utterly defeated, losing helmet and armor, blood flowing heavily.