Chapter 114: Zhu Bajie Battles Chang’e
"Don’t rush, you know me well!"
Wang Quan actually pushed the woman away, seemingly uninterested.
It’s just like having a delicious dish in front of you, but you don’t eat it.
"Is Quan changing clothes this late at night too?" The woman clearly knew what Wang Quan was thinking.
"Go on, go on!" Wang Quan waved her off, licking his dry lips.
The woman teased, placing her index finger under Wang Quan’s chin, "Which one do you want me to wear tonight, Quan?"
"This should be your choice. I like unexpected surprises!" Wang Quan smiled mischievously.
"You’re so annoying, always making me guess what you want!"
The woman rolled her eyes at Wang Quan, tossed her handbag on the sofa, and swayed her hips as she walked up to the second floor.
"There’s movement!" Lin Tian, hiding in the house, gestured for Wu Yong to be silent, listening to the high heels getting closer.
"What should we do?" Wu Yong was a bit panicked, hearing the shoes approach, clearly belonging to a woman.
"Oh dear, drank a bit too much today!" The woman, initially intending to change clothes, suddenly rubbed her stomach and turned towards the bathroom instead.
Hearing the high heels moving further away, Lin Tian said quietly to Wu Yong, "Stay here in the room, I’ll go out to check the situation!"
Opening the bedroom door, Lin Tian peered outside, and seeing no one in the corridor, he quietly slipped out.
Taking advantage of this gap, Lin Tian hastily installed the remaining three recording pens.
Only in this way could they quickly escape from here.
Otherwise, if discovered, things could get tricky.
Lin Tian placed the other two recording pens under the bed in one bedroom and behind a potted plant in the second-floor corridor.
Having finished all this, Lin Tian was about to return to the room where Wu Yong was.
But just as Lin Tian reached the stairs, he suddenly heard the bathroom door open behind him.
That really scared him, and he quickly hid behind the wall.
Little did he know, there were stairs on one side of the wall. In his hurried panic, Lin Tian accidentally stepped into thin air, losing his balance and tumbling downwards.
"Oh no, I’ve been discovered!"
This was the only thought flashing through Lin Tian’s mind.
"Who’s there?" As the living room lights were off, Wang Quan, who was sitting on the sofa, asked upon hearing the noise.
Lin Tian finally regained his footing after rolling down a couple of steps. He was relieved the lights were off; otherwise, he would have been exposed.
"But using this darkness to scare him a bit would be nice!" Lin Tian stood up from the ground and began slowly approaching Wang Quan in the darkness.
"Oh~ pretty lady, playing games with me now!" With no response, Wang Quan looked thrilled.
He stood up from the sofa, beginning to search by feel slowly, "Didn’t expect you to like playing hide and seek with me. Don’t let me catch you, or I’ll really punish you!"
"If you bring this upon yourself, don’t blame me!" In the darkness, Lin Tian saw Wang Quan standing and looking for someone, flashing a wicked grin.
Meanwhile, on the second floor, the woman stepped out of the bathroom and opened the bedroom door. What she saw scared her senseless.
"I am Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie!!!"
A black figure stood before her, wearing a pig mask.
"Quan, you have such a taste! Dressing up as Zhu Bajie, but I like it!"
"Since you’re Zhu Bajie tonight, I’ll be dressed as Fairy Chang’e!" The woman wasn’t scared by Wu Yong in the flying pig mask.
On the contrary, she pounced on him with a coquettish laugh, eagerly saying, "Let’s have a grand time!"
"What the hell is happening!"
Wu Yong was dumbfounded.
When someone came in, he was at a loss and could only scare them passively.
But rather than scaring her, she ended up actively throwing herself at him.
What is going on?
"You... you aren’t afraid of me?" Wu Yong asked subconsciously.
"Afraid of what? I didn’t even get scared when you dressed up as the Hulk the day before yesterday!" The woman promptly knocked Wu Yong onto the bed.
"You can’t resist! I’m your dream girl Fairy Chang’e now. You must listen to me!"
"Oh my god!!!"
"Who’s scaring who here?"
Wu Yong was internally collapsing. I’m a thief, what are you doing acting like Chang’e?
Chang’e, fine, but being this forward!
Is my decades-long virginity going to be lost just like this?
"No way!"
"I need to think of something quickly!" Wu Yong panicked, regretting the pig mask decision, thinking a hideous monster mask would have been better.
"Right, she can’t see my face, possibly mistaking me for the owner!"
Wu Yong suddenly realized why he couldn’t scare the woman in front of him.
"As Zhu Bajie, shouldn’t I be the initiator?"
Wu Yong thought it best to take the initiative, making his move easier.
"Alright, just not sure if you’re as strong as Zhu Bajie!"
"You’ll find out!" Wu Yong stood from the bed, looking at the woman laying there, "Turn your back to me!"
"Naughty~!" The woman playfully turned away from Wu Yong.
Excitedly saying, "Thinking about being with a pig... makes my whole body thrilled!"
Under the moonlight, Wu Yong aimed for the woman’s neck, hitting hard.
The woman lost consciousness without making a sound.
Looking at her passed out, Wu Yong removed the mask, drenched as if coming from a steam room.
"Not scaring you nearly scared me to death!" Wu Yong muttered, still shaken, watching the black shadow on the bed.
"Oh no, wonder how Lin Tian is doing?" It occurred to Wu Yong the true purpose of their visit tonight, hastily putting the mask back on and quietly exiting the room.
Meanwhile, in the dark living room, Wang Quan searched around with a smile, "Pretty lady, where are you?"
Lin Tian was only four or five steps away from Wang Quan, considering whether to scare him from behind suddenly?
Wang Quan, walking along, suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder, turning to look swiftly.
"What’s this?" Wang Quan, turning abruptly, was stunned to see Bald Qiang’s mask in front of him.
That’s right, it’s Bald Qiang from "Boonie Bears."
"Pretty lady, you really surprised me!" Wang Quan wasn’t afraid upon seeing the Bald Qiang mask.
Instead, he excitedly leapt forward: "Feels even more thrilling than the last time with ’Avatar’..."
"What’s this about?" Wang Quan’s reaction was completely different from Lin Tian’s imagination.
The script wasn’t supposed to play this way, Wang Quan should’ve been scared, not leaping forward excitedly.
Wang Quan hugged Lin Tian, kissing wildly. Luckily, Lin Tian had the Bald Qiang mask on, otherwise, it would have been utterly disgusting.
Lin Tian pushed Wang Quan away, backing off rapidly into the darkness.
"Oh~!"
"Pretty lady, you play even better now!"
Wang Quan, unperturbed by being pushed away, seemed more thrilled: "Watch me catch you again!"