"You little devil, I’m about to become your sister-in-law," the widow Lv slapped Yang Baichuan’s chest, "We can’t keep doing this every day, right? That would be incest..."
"After the scare with the tiger last time, the fourth brother must have been frightened. I saw him looking anxious in the outhouse yesterday. He probably can’t satisfy you anymore..." Yang Baichuan smiled smugly, "Besides, when you seduced me initially, why didn’t you say you were my sister-in-law then?"
"Didn’t you see that my eyes were glued on you?" the widow Lv giggled, "I just glanced at you, and you followed me eagerly to my bed. Now what? You blame me? Then, let’s just break it off right now..." She started to get up.
"I was just speaking out of turn, see how you got mad? Besides, we’re so close now, do you really want to leave? Or do you plan on going back and taking care of it yourself?" Yang Baichuan hurriedly wrapped his arms around her waist, trying to bury his head in her chest.
"You little devil, actually, I have a way to get you with your big sister-in-law..."
"What way?" Yang Baichuan’s speech was somewhat muffled.
"That Dani is fierce, so let’s avoid her. Besides, there’s Erni, right? That girl is soft-hearted..." the widow’s breathing also became heavier, "I have a distant nephew... he’s quite handsome... just lives in the mountains..."
"You want to play matchmaker?"
"Once Xun Hui wakes up, that family will be under her rule, right? Yang Dani will be married off, so she can’t be in charge of her sisters-in-law’s marriages, can she? As long as Xun Hui takes Erni to meet him, won’t we have an opportunity?"
"I think that will work..."
Yang Ruxin’s brow furrowed slightly; fortunately, she overheard. There was such a huge gain to be had. She hadn’t intended to do anything with the widow Lv, but she had not expected this woman to be scheming against her family. Well, then she couldn’t be blamed for not being polite.
Looking down at the two people who were loath to part with each other, and then sneaking a peek at the scattered clothes nearby, Yang Ruxin tapped the sleeping Xiaolun, quickly got up, and got to work.
Xiaolun sprang out at once, then was thrown out of the space by Yang Ruxin.
Finally, the two below were done and realized they were outdoors; they needed to leave quickly. But just as they were about to pick up their clothes, they suddenly screamed. The two of them turned as pale as their own behinds.
They saw their clothes covered with snakes of various colors, clearly venomous snakes at first glance.
"Ahh..." Widow Lv shrieked, ducking behind Yang Baichuan.
"Don’t scream..." Yang Baichuan was scared too, but at least he hadn’t lost his wits, and he quickly stopped widow Lv, "We’ll attract others..." He laughed at his fourth brother’s previous infamous scare, never expecting that his turn would come so quickly.
"But..." Widow Lv felt utterly sick to her stomach, thinking that these Yang brothers must be bad omens. Why did something happen every time? Last time it was a tiger, now it’s venomous snakes. How could she have such bad luck?
"If they don’t attack us, we won’t provoke them..." Yang Baichuan swallowed hard, "Let’s leave quickly..."
"But..." Widow Lv frowned, "I have no clothes..." She certainly couldn’t just walk back with nothing on, could she?
Yang Baichuan also felt troubled; his clothes were also entwined with several venomous snakes. What to do? If the Feng Family found out, they would probably tear him to pieces...