The transition was immediate and disorienting—reality folding sideways and depositing us unceremoniously into Aldous’s subconscious. The jolt hit somewhere behind my ribs, a nauseating lurch that suggested my internal organs had briefly disagreed on which dimension they belonged to.
For a split second, everything felt wrong—tilted, displaced, like gravity itself had taken a creative detour—before the sensation settled just enough for me to stand upright.
I blinked.
Then blinked again.
And then I had to physically restrain the laugh clawing its way up my throat, because this—this aggressively wholesome fever dream—was not what I had been expecting. Not even remotely.
We were standing in a meadow. Not metaphorically. Not symbolically. An actual, unapologetic meadow, sprawling and sun-drenched, thick with flowers that swayed in a soft, obliging breeze as though they’d rehearsed the motion specifically for our arrival.
The sunlight poured down in generous, golden sheets from a sky so vividly blue it bordered on confrontational—as though someone had taken the abstract concept of "pleasant weather" and cranked it past reasonable limits into something almost satirical. It wasn’t just nice. It was insistently nice. Suspiciously nice. The kind of nice that made you immediately start looking for the catch.
Butterflies drifted past in lazy spirals, birds sang with musical perfection, and in the distance I could see a rainbow—an actual rainbow arcing across the sky in colors so vivid they probably violated several laws of physics.
"Oh my gods," Willow breathed beside me, her expression caught between professional assessment and barely restrained amusement. "His subconscious is... is this really what wealthy merchants dream about? Literal sunshine and rainbows?"
I exhaled slowly through my nose, eyes sweeping the horizon again, searching—instinctively—for something darker lurking beneath the surface. "Either that," I murmured, my lips curling faintly, "or this is the part of his mind that wants us to feel very safe right before something tries to eat us."
Just then, a figure appeared in the distance, skipping toward us through the flowers, and as it got closer I realized with mounting disbelief that it was Aldous himself, except dream-Aldous looked about twenty years younger, significantly thinner, and was wearing what could only be described as a fairy costume complete with gossamer wings and a flower crown. He waved enthusiastically, his face split in a smile of pure, uncomplicated joy.
"Welcome to my happy place!" Aldous called out, his voice higher and more cheerful than his real-world counterpart. "Isn’t it wonderful? The flowers never die, the sun never sets, and everything is made of pure love and kindness!"
I turned to Willow, my expression probably conveying the exact level of "what the actual fuck" that I was experiencing. "We’re infiltrating the dreams of a man whose deepest subconscious desires involve skipping through meadows?"
"Apparently," Willow said. I could hear the laughter she was trying desperately to suppress. "Though this does make the extraction easier. People with simple, happy dreams tend to be more forthcoming with information because their defenses are relaxed. Watch this." She raised her voice, addressing Aldous with friendly warmth. "This place is beautiful! You must visit The Mirage Palace often to experience such wonderful fantasies. What’s the most interesting thing you’ve seen there?"
Aldous practically vibrated with excitement, bouncing on his toes like a child about to share his favorite toy. "Oh! Oh! The Genie is amazing! He granted my wish to become a butterfly for a whole hour! I got to fly around and land on flowers and everything was so colorful and perfect!" He spun in place, his wings fluttering uselessly because dream physics didn’t actually care about aerodynamics. "And the substances they use to enhance the experiences—they make everything feel more! Colors brighter, sensations deeper, time stretches out so you can enjoy every moment!"
He leaned in conspiratorially, his dream-self apparently lacking any sense of discretion. "They get the really good stuff through special channels. There’s this woman—Madame Seraphine, I think her name was—who supplies them with substances you can’t find anywhere else in the city! Things that would get most people arrested just for possessing, but she has connections that make it all... disappear from official records." He giggled, the sound high and childlike. "The Palace pays her so much for those deliveries. I overheard one of the managers talking about it once when I was waiting for my appointment. Said she’s the only supplier they trust with the highly forbidden materials."
Willow shot me a meaningful look that carried the weight of confirmed suspicions. I returned her glance with a slow, deliberate nod, letting a knowing smirk tug at the corner of my lips.
We continued extracting information while Aldous enthusiastically shared every detail of his Mirage Palace experiences, occasionally breaking into song or attempting to teach us a dance he’d invented.
After that whole fiasco, the third sequence came courtesy of Nara and her absolutely terrifying bunnies. I joined her in a narrow alley in the mid-section where she’d been tracking a woman named Lady Marie who worked as a procurement specialist for The Drowning Pearl.
Marie, as it turned out, had a reputation. Not the respectable kind either—no, hers involved acquiring rare aquatic specimens through methods that danced merrily across the line of legality and then dove headfirst into moral bankruptcy for good measure.
Naturally, Nara had decided this made her interesting. And when Nara finds something interesting, it tends to end poorly for the subject in question.
I found her crouched behind a stack of crates, white hair practically glowing in the dim light, while approximately two dozen of her murder bunnies sat in perfect formation around her like the world’s most adorable tactical squad.
"She’ll be coming through here in about three minutes," Nara whispered, her crimson eyes tracking the alley entrance with predatory focus. "Takes this route every evening on her way to deliver reports. Usually alone, usually distracted by whatever documents she’s carrying." She scratched one of the bunnies behind its ear. "My babies are ready. They know exactly what to do."
I watched with morbid fascination as the bunnies dispersed then, taking up positions along the alley with military precision—some climbing onto ledges, others hiding in shadows, a few positioning themselves near the alley’s exit to cut off escape routes.
I stood there, watching this unfold with a mix of awe, concern, and the creeping realization that if Nara ever decided I was on the wrong side of things, I wouldn’t even have time to finish a sarcastic remark before being gently, efficiently, and probably adorably disassembled.
Marie appeared right on schedule, her heels clicking against the cobblestones as she walked with the brisk efficiency of someone who had places to be and no patience for delays.
She was middle-aged, severe-looking, with her dark hair pulled back in a tight bun and carrying a leather portfolio under one arm. She made it perhaps ten steps into the alley before the first bunny dropped from above, landing on her shoulder with a soft thump and immediately sinking its teeth into the fabric of her jacket.
Marie shrieked, spinning in place and trying to dislodge the bunny, but three more launched themselves from ground level, latching onto her legs and climbing with disturbing speed.
She stumbled, her portfolio falling to the ground and spilling papers across the dirty stones. Then the rest of the swarm descended. Within seconds she was completely covered in white fur and glowing red eyes, dozens of tiny bodies clinging to her clothes and gently—gently, because Nara had clearly instructed them not to cause any serious harm—biting any exposed skin they could reach.
"Stop! Stop! Get them off me!" Marie screamed, flailing uselessly as the bunnies maintained their assault. "What do you want?! I’ll tell you anything! Just make them stop!"
Nara stepped out from behind the crates with me following close behind. Just then, she made a small clicking sound with her tongue. Immediately, every bunny froze mid-bite, their little bodies going completely still while maintaining their grip.
"Good babies," Nara cooed, then turned her attention to Marie with a smile that was all teeth and no warmth. "Now then. Let’s have a nice chat about where you’ve been acquiring those deep-sea merfolk for The Drowning Pearl, shall we? And please be honest, because my babies get very upset when people lie, and when they get upset they stop being gentle."
Marie’s eyes went wide with terror. She began talking so fast the words ran together into a stream of desperate confession. "I—I coordinate acquisitions through Madame Seraphine! She’s the one who handles all the illegal specimens! The merfolk from protected waters, the sirens from restricted zones, creatures that are supposed to be off-limits for capture!"
She gasped for air between sentences, her voice climbing higher with panic. "She arranges the transportation, forges the documentation, bribes the port authorities—everything! We just receive the shipments and pay her fee! I swear that’s all I do—I’m just the middleman between the Pearl and Seraphine!"
Marie continued babbling details about payment schedules and delivery locations, her words painting an increasingly detailed picture of exactly how Madame Seraphine operated as the Ivory Gambit’s off-the-books procurement specialist.
After several more solo investigations over the following days—some productive, others dead ends, all exhausting—I found myself back in the theater’s bar and lounge area, except the space had been completely transformed into something that looked like the fever dream of a conspiracy theorist who’d been given unlimited string and pushpins.
Papers covered the walls from head to toe—documents, photographs, hand-drawn maps, scribbled notes in multiple styles of handwriting, all pinned haphazardly across every available surface.
Red string crisscrossed the room in elaborate patterns, connecting evidence to suspects, linking locations to crimes, creating a three-dimensional web of information that was simultaneously impressive and slightly unhinged.
It was less "organized investigation" and more "intellectual battlefield," the aftermath of a war between logic and obsession where neither side had technically won, but both had left a considerable mess.
Naturally, I stood in the exact center of it all, because where else would one stand when basking in the full glory of their own barely-contained madness?
I tapped my chin with theatrical consideration, squinting at the far wall where the bulk of the strings converged in a dense, almost reverent cluster, all leading back to a single name written in large letters across a central document: Madame Seraphine.
Our delightful next-door neighbor, the woman who’d sent Elvina to assassinate me and who I’d subsequently humiliated by stealing her would-be killer and turning her into our captive weapon.
The evidence we’d gathered painted a fascinating picture of her role within the Ivory Gambit’s faction, and the more I studied the connections, the more certain I became that she was the key to everything we needed.
"Madame Seraphine," I murmured aloud, tracing one of the strings with my finger, "operates as what the intelligence world would call a ’cutout’—an intermediary who handles sensitive operations for the Ivory Gambit while maintaining plausible deniability for the faction’s leadership. She’s not officially part of their hierarchy, doesn’t appear on any organizational charts, has no formal title or position. But she’s everywhere in their operations if you know where to look."
I moved along the wall, pointing to different clusters of evidence. "She brokers deals for illegal acquisitions—exotic creatures for The Drowning Pearl, forbidden substances for The Mirage Palace, stolen artifacts for The Celestial Sanctum. She acts as a fence for contraband, using her position as a former slave turned minor noble to access both criminal networks and legitimate trade routes. The Ivory Gambit pays her handsomely for these services, but more importantly, they provide her with protection—legal cover when the authorities get suspicious, political influence to squash investigations, and information about potential threats to her operations."
More strings, more connections, patterns emerging from chaos. "She also serves as their intelligence gatherer for operations outside the Pantheon proper. When they need information about rival establishments, potential threats, or opportunities for expansion, Seraphine leverages her network of contacts—former slaves who owe her favors, merchants who fear her influence, and various criminal elements who work with her for profit. She’s built an entire information brokerage operating in the shadows of the Ivory Gambit’s legitimate facade."
I tapped a particularly dense cluster of documents. "If anyone outside the Pantheon proper knows about their faction’s darkest secrets—the truly illegal operations they can’t risk exposing, the arrangements that would bring down Director Thalen’s wrath if discovered—it would be her."
Brutus’s heavy footsteps announced his presence before his voice did. I glanced over my shoulder to see him surveying the transformed room with an expression caught between impressed and slightly concerned.
"This," he rumbled, gesturing at the walls of evidence, "is either brilliant or the work of someone who needs copious amounts of sleep and some therapy."
I grinned at him, spinning in place with my arms spread wide. "Why not both? I contain multitudes, Brutus. Multitudes that include investigative genius and sleep-deprived instability in roughly equal proportions."
He snorted, moving to stand beside me and study the wall of Seraphine focused evidence. "So she’s the target. Our way into the Ivory Gambit’s secrets." He tapped his chin with his finger, his expression thoughtful. "Question is how we extract that information. Are we going for direct assault? Kick down her door, intimidate her into talking?"
I laughed—sharp and bright, the sound echoing across the string-covered room. "Absolutely not. That would be suicide, or at least catastrophically stupid, and while I’m comfortable with regular stupidity I try to avoid the catastrophic variety when possible."
I turned to face him fully, my expression shifting into something more serious. "Seraphine is still a dangerous neighbor with resources and connections that make direct confrontation extremely risky. She’s got guards, magical defenses, probably contingency plans for exactly the kind of aggressive approach you’re describing. And more importantly, attacking her openly would draw the Ivory Gambit’s attention immediately, which defeats the entire purpose of our covert investigation."
Brutus nodded slowly, absorbing this logic, then asked the obvious follow-up question. "So what do you have in mind?"
My grin returned, sharper this time. "We have leverage we haven’t fully exploited yet. A card we’ve been holding close, waiting for the perfect moment to play it." I paused for dramatic effect, letting the tension build as Brutus’s expression shifted from curiosity to dawning comprehension. "We still have our secret weapon."