Chapter 483 - 156: [A Crossbreed, Huh?]
Hmm, in this regard, her public persona as a "foodie" is actually true.
Most of the money she earned was invested — in buying houses, other assets, or more investments...
And then these assets have been rapidly expanding over the years — which can be seen as encroaching on this world’s financial luck!
This demoness has already become a billionaire, a standard rich woman.
The path Chen Yan laid out for her was simple.
Return the encroached financial luck.
Donate!!
Lin Xianyu spends about two million every year on food and drinks...
"You can keep five million for yourself every year. That’s more than enough for you to eat and drink comfortably. I won’t interfere with your future work and life, and you can continue with your current profession.
But aside from the five million each year, donate all the rest of the money!
The financial luck that’s not yours, donate it all, and the Heavenly Dao will reduce its resentment towards you.
And by donating more, you’ll also increase your merit. It’s like accumulating points, once you accumulate enough points, you’ll be accepted by the Heavenly Dao of this world. By then... you can do whatever you want, and our Inspection Bureau will no longer control you."
Upon hearing this, Lin Xianyu looked at Chen Yan with surprise and joy: "Really? You won’t kill me?"
"Hmm, I won’t kill you."
"Then, will you sleep with me?"
"Get lost! I’m not interested in you!"
"Uh, Immortal, can I really keep five million every year for food and drinks? Can I continue to eat what I like? As long as I donate all that extra money I don’t really need?"
Listen to her!
Money not needed!
Useless money!
Chen Yan took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to smack this demoness: "Yes!"
"Great!! I’ll do exactly that!!" Lin Xianyu excitedly got up from the ground, crawled over and knelt before Chen Yan: "I am willing to follow the Immortal’s instructions!"
Chen Yan thought for a moment, then suddenly said: "By the way, when donating money, you’d better not directly donate to those charities on the market.
That area is too murky, and if you encounter some shady organization, who knows how much of the ten bucks you donate will actually reach those in need. If it gets wasted or ends up in some wrong hands, while losing money isn’t much, the key issue is that you won’t gain any merit.
The charity work and donations, it’s best if you’re personally involved. Directly go to the central and western parts of Dragon Country, to economically backward areas, personally oversee, donate money, donate schools..."
Lin Xianyu nodded repeatedly like a pecking chicken, memorizing it firmly.
Chen Yan looked thoughtfully at Lin Xianyu: "It’s not like you’ll have to donate forever... In the future, once you’ve accumulated enough merit, and become a native of this world... then you won’t have to donate anymore. By then, you won’t be under our Inspection Bureau anymore. At that time, whatever money you earn, you can spend it however you like."
Lin Xianyu waved her hand: "Money, aside from buying good food, is useless anyway. Donating it wouldn’t hurt me."
Chen Yan suddenly empathized with the feelings of a certain famous Dragon Country TV host.
Back then, that Mr. Sa, nicknamed "Heartbreaker", probably felt the same way seeing a certain bigwig speaking.
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When Chen Yan left Lin Xianyu’s room, he first called Ouyang outside.
"What’s up again? Task not going well? That demoness violently resisted the law? You can’t beat her? Don’t worry! I’ll come over from Jinling Prefecture and take her down!"
Ouyang’s voice was angry over the phone, as if standing up for a comrade.
Chen Yan took a deep breath: "Things have been settled, I... as you taught me last time, I had her donate merit."
"...Oh, she agreed?"
"Very obedient."
"That’s great, if it went so smoothly, just report back to me when you return, why call me in the middle of the night?"
"I wanted to ask you something," Chen Yan cautiously said, "I heard some rumors about you, the team leader..."
"Me?" Ouyang seemed a bit interested over the phone: "What did they say about me?"
"They said your methods are ruthless, exterminating whole demon clans at a whim, brutally torturing them, deranged..."
After a few seconds of silence on the other end, Ouyang’s roar suddenly erupted.
"Who said that!! Who’s defaming me behind my back! Tell me! I will friggin’ take them down!!!"
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A few minutes later...
"That rabbit demon clan on Yushan? Are they ordinary demons! That’s a rabbit spirit! And it wasn’t just a group, it was a freaking whole clan!
Do you understand a clan?
When I first came to this world, there was just a pair of rabbit spirits! Damn, these creatures reproduce like crazy!! In just a few decades, do you know how many were born?
Four hundred and eighty? Ha! Either you heard it wrong!! Or the storyteller got it wrong!
I’m telling you, I caught them with my own hands! A total of four thousand eight hundred sixty-six rabbit demons!
Rabbit demons are incredibly fertile, they breed like hell!
And they’re not ordinary rabbits, they’re freakin’ demons! Their appetite is huge, much like that of ordinary humans!
That Yushan was just a mere dozen-li square, it was almost eaten barren by those thousands of rabbit spirits!
The villagers’ farmland and grain down the mountain were all devoured!
If left unchecked, there’d be a darn food crisis! All the food for humans would be eaten up by that bunch of rabbit spirits!
And who the friggin’ said I killed all those rabbits?
What? Skinned them?
Why would I skin rabbits?
I took them back and sent them to a rabbit hair processing plant, let them sell their own rabbit hair.
Rabbit demons regenerate quickly, and their fur regrows fast and good-quality, very lucrative when sold!
And then use the money earned to buy food for them to eat.
Yes, I did use the knife, but I sterilized the public male rabbits from the most fertile branches..."
"Also, that turtle spirit, I don’t like turtle soup! Why would I make soup out of it!
It was an old turtle, improperly cultivated, got infected on its shell, I broke its shell to save its life!
Throw it into the soup to cook?
Bullshit! That was a medicinal bath! Medicinal bath! You understand medicinal bath, right!!!"
"That carp spirit in Lake Tai?
Damn, do you know how much fish and shrimp a centuries-old carp spirit eats daily? It reduced the local fishermen’s income!!
The fishermen around Lake Tai live off the white fish and shrimp from the lake, most of the fish and shrimp were eaten up by it, what would the fishermen do?
Plucking scales?
Yes, the incident is true, but I found it a way out!
It’s a few hundred years old fish demon, the scales are of upper grade quality, plucked and sold, the money made is to compensate the local fishermen’s loss!"
Hearing this, Chen Yan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly remembered a detail: "Then... the part where you dug out its fish bubble and stomped it on the ground?"
"I...friggin’..." Ouyang breathed heavily, angrily: "When I first started out, my technique wasn’t skilled enough, and I accidentally cut open that guy’s belly when I was plucking the scales.
I thought, since it’s already cut open, I might as well remove its appendix!"
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