After Xue Xiangtong’s crisis was resolved, she came back to life full of energy, bouncing around happily.
[Lady, if there were a reality show, with which man would you want His Majesty to form a CP? Which pairing would be the most interesting?]
Tang Haolang was the quickest to respond: [His Majesty paired with someone from the Eastern Palace would be a fun watch.]
He Feng: [When it comes to the Mu Family brothers, who is the one from the Eastern Palace?]
Everyone unanimously agreed:
[Sixth Brother.]
[Mu Shaojie.]
Mu Shaojie, with a face full of disdain: [I absolutely refuse to be paired with him.]
While everyone was chatting merrily, the tyrant suddenly came online.
[Are you all getting too idle lately? Is your workload not enough?]
Everyone: [Save us, Lady!]
Mu Anhan: [I have matters to attend to, I’ll take my leave first. Take care, everyone!]
Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, and the comment section fell into silence.
Mu Anhan hurried to pretend to sleep, knowing this man might deal with them and then come for her.
Gu Xiaozhan put down his phone, looking at the cute little woman on the bed, "Bold concubine, sleeping without waiting for me!"
Mu Anhan immediately burst out laughing.
She rolled around laughing so hard in the bed she couldn’t stop, "Your Majesty, I’m laughing so hard it hurts my belly..."
Gu Xiaozhan reached out to hold her up, "After serving in bed, your belly won’t hurt anymore."
Mu Anhan was about to run away: "...What kind of foolish ruler are you, thinking only about serving in bed every day. Go and handle the affairs of the state. Your ministers are waiting for you!"
Gu Xiaozhan hugged her from behind, pointing at the soaring jade carving, "Tonight, I shall be a foolish ruler. Someone just called me a tyrant. I must live up to that name."
She: "..."
In the shining modern city, inside a splendid seven-star hotel, they were enacting a timeless classic.
Mu Anhan wore Hanfu, tightly held in Gu Xiaozhan’s embrace, euphemistically extending their bed service to the fullest, intertwined to the core.
Clothing scattered all over the floor.
Afterward, Mu Anhan was so exhausted she didn’t even want to move her toes.
"Darling, what do you think are the common points between people of the past and us modern people?"
"It should be that men exert themselves while women enjoy," Gu Xiaozhan joked.
Mu Anhan delivered a soft punch on his shoulder, "I mean seriously."
"Seriously, it’s about maintaining respectful distances while clothed, and being intimate once the clothes are off," Gu Xiaozhan said, reining in his smile.
"That’s why we’ve always cherished a dual love, both spiritual and physical, as the standard for happiness," Mu Anhan nestled against him, "There was a time in the West when Platonic spiritual love was valued, but without the closest physical interaction between men and women, it was difficult to enter each other’s spiritual world."
Gu Xiaozhan lightly stroked her hair, "Han Han, are you going to make up for the three-year hiatus in physical intimacy?"
Mu Anhan: "..."
"I’m so sleepy, I need to sleep."
Gu Xiaozhan chuckled, "By the way, Han Han, I hear you also know a lot about jewelry and jade stones?"
She was quite impressive bargaining in someone’s store today!
"I know a bit," Mu Anhan closed her eyes, "My grandfather was fond of them, and since I lived with him in my childhood, I picked up some knowledge."
"I’ve heard the Si Family is searching for Xiao Tang and says they’re going to dig up Yun City three feet if necessary!" Gu Xiaozhan squinted, "Xiao Tang is also very knowledgeable about ancient items and jewelry, if you two meet, could you perhaps exchange some insights?"
Mu Anhan pretended to have fallen asleep, not participating in this topic.