Chapter 756: I Will Allow You to Wear a Pair of Underpants
"Who’s the fool that’s actually going to strip and run a lap around the imperial city, a man or a woman? What do they look like, and are they in good shape?"
Xia Weibao, "Sister Xia Shi, why are you asking this?"
"If they’re ugly and in bad shape, forget it—that’s an eyesore. But if they’re decent-looking and have a nice body, then I need to invite some journalist friends over for tea and a chat. It’s fun to share good things, and it’s more enjoyable to watch together."
Xia Weibao, "..."
So evil, but she liked it.
Her smirking eyes fell on Leng Yan.
The fool, who hadn’t yet realized he was the one who made the vow, was huffing arrogantly.
"Xia Shi, don’t listen to her nonsense. Unless someone is a fool, why would they make such a vow? It’s just shooting yourself in the foot."
Xia Weibao, "..."
Xu Jiayang, "..."
Xia Shi, "..."
She felt like she already guessed who it was...
Xia Weibao smirked, "Boss, is it really okay for you to talk about yourself like that?"
Leng Yan blinked, "What do you mean? Are you saying I made that vow? Xia Weibao, are you..." stupid.
He hadn’t finished his sentence when he suddenly jumped up like a cat with its tail stepped on.
Fuck!!! It seemed...it really was...him who said it...
His face instantly changed, and he stiffly turned his head to look at Xu Jiayang.
He found that Director Xu wasn’t looking at him at all, uncaring.
The face of Leng Yan, who had just been as cocky as can be, instantly turned into a groveling puppy, throwing himself at Xia Weibao’s side, sincerely offering up his Bronze Account.
"Baby, the most beautiful Baby in the world, my King account is here, you can play with it as you like.
Sitting for so long, are you tired? Do you want me to rub your legs and massage your shoulders?
You spoke a lot; are you thirsty? Would you like me to pour you some tea? Or do you prefer coffee or juice? I can make it for you; I’m really good at it, and it will definitely make you throw up...ah no, I mean, make you want more.
The Baby Goddess not only cleared her name but also won the best actress award, with double happiness we should celebrate properly. How about we go eat something nice at a hotel to celebrate, or do you want to throw a banquet to celebrate with everyone..."
Everyone, "..."
This will to live could be said to be very strong indeed...
Xia Weibao smiled warmly, "I think I’d prefer to see you strip and run a lap around the imperial city. Of course, you’re allowed to wear underwear."
Leng Yan’s face, don’t even mention how colorful it was.
"Xia Weibao, don’t go too far!"
"Am I going too far? I don’t think so. After all, it wasn’t me who forced you to make that vow."
Leng Yan, "... What exactly do you want?"
"I want to see you streak."
"I am your boss!"
Leng Yan’s face darkened, and on closer inspection, the tips of his ears were a bit red—a classic case of infuriated yet embarrassed and unjustified.
Ahhhhhh, the brilliance of my entire life!
If he had known she really could clear her name, he wouldn’t have spoken so confidently in the first place.
Leng Yan’s expression was fierce, with his fists clenched so tightly they cracked, veins bulging as if he were about to charge at Xia Weibao and start a fight any second.
Xia Weibao raised her eyebrows, oh ho, wanting to fight, huh?
Leng Yan’s face was grim as he walked towards her, step by step, with an aura of murderous intent, as if about to go on a rampage!
Xia Weibao was already flexing her fingers, ready to start a fight—come on, come on, she had never been afraid!
But unexpectedly, when Leng Yan reached her side, he collapsed at her feet with a thud, hugging her legs.
"Baby, I was wrong, give me a chance, boo-hoo, my once-in-a-lifetime wisdom—running naked would definitely make the news, and my perfect face and body would surely attract countless crazed girls throwing themselves at me; and if I couldn’t resist doing something disloyal to the goddess, how could I live with myself..."