Chapter 282: Tortured by PDA to the Point of Going Gay
It wasn’t easy to wait for the game to start, and I thought the display of affection would end there.
But little did I know, it was just the beginning.
I saw Xia Weibao follow Lu Hualiang around the entire time, and as soon as someone rushed them, Lu Hualiang was the first to charge forward, dealing massive damage until the enemy was about to die, then he’d block their retreat, allowing Xia Weibao to swoop in and easily secure the kills with a single skill.
Xu Jiayang, "..."
Leng Yan, "..."
And that wasn’t all; Xia Weibao was even more arrogant while typing in chat, "Haha, I’m awesome, aren’t I? Two kills already, you two noobs."
Xu Jiayang, "..."
Leng Yan, "..."
Suddenly, I really wanted to kill her!
Unable to stand Xia Weibao’s show-off attitude any longer, Leng Yan sent a message, "Wang Zhaojun, just play it cool, don’t be too arrogant."
"So what if I’m arrogant, I have a husband and you don’t haha..."
That string of laughter infuriated Leng Yan so much that he kicked Xu Jiayang right off the bed!
The sound of Xu Jiayang hitting the floor, "..."
I’m not Xia Weibao, why are you kicking me!
As for Lu Hualiang, seeing her call him husband, his heart felt like it was soaring.
The importance of wooing your wife properly!
It wasn’t easy, but she finally called me husband.
Xia Weibao picked up four more kills, and just as she was about to go godlike, she didn’t expect to be taken out by a fan from Xiao Qiao coming from the other side.
Xia Weibao, "..."
With a whoosh, she turned her head, furious, "Avenge me."
Lu Hualiang patted her head, "There there, kill her every time you see her."
Leng Yan saw Xia Weibao die and was laughing with joy. That’s what you get for being so arrogant!
But then, he noticed that Li Bai killed Xiao Qiao seven times, killing her every single time they met.
Twice, he even tower-dived to take her out, scaring poor Xiao Qiao into tears, hiding and not daring to show her face again.
Xiao Qiao, "Li Bai, brother, please have mercy, *sob* *sob* *sob*~"
Li Bai, "Don’t be so affectionate, my wife will get jealous."
Leng Yan, "..."
Xu Jiayang, "..."
Alright, that’s truly spoiling your wife through strength.
Wang Zhaojun, "I’m so hungry."
Li Bai, "There there, go grab a midnight snack."
Seeing Xia Weibao had actually gone AFK, Xu Jiayang and Leng Yan were so angry, they wanted to curse their mothers!
How can they play four against five!
Both of them, filled with righteous indignation, were already preparing to report Xia Weibao for malicious AFK!
But unexpectedly, just as Wang Zhaojun went AFK, Li Bai, left with a sliver of health, charged in and got a pentakill!
Then, he led a wave of minions straight to the crystal and won the game.
Before winning, he didn’t forget to send a message, "Anyone dares to report my wife, I’ll kill on sight every time."
Xu Jiayang, "..."
Awesome!
Leng Yan, "..."
This is how you show off love with strength!
When Xia Weibao came back with an armful of snacks, just in time to see another victory, she happily stuffed a spicy strip into Lu Hualiang’s mouth.
"Here, have some, don’t be shy."
A vein throbbed in Lu Hualiang’s forehead, could he admit that he never touches such junk food?
He glanced at the spicy strip in her hand, thinking it might be necessary to hire a chef who can make spicy strips.
The junk food outside is unhygienic.
While eating, Xia Weibao also offered some to Xu Jiayang and Leng Yan.
After having had their fill of dog food, both were very reluctant to team up with Xia Weibao, but considering she had such a powerful man.
This was a great opportunity to ascend to the King rank, so, risking being overstuffed with dog food, they teamed up anyway.
After playing a few rounds, they finally understood how Xia Weibao achieved her godlike status.
Truly, strength spoils the wife!
Finally, a completely battered Leng Yan couldn’t take it anymore.
"Xu Jiayang, let’s also have couple avatars and set our relationship status to ’in a relationship’!"