Chapter 587 - 586: Inside the Earth Dragon
"Wushuang, I’m telling you, you’ve plucked all the petals off that rose, and you still haven’t figured out how many there are?" Lu Xiaoyu chuckled bitterly, watching Lin Wushuang lost in her thoughts, a bit worried.
"Oh." Lin Wushuang remained unchanged; these days, besides sleeping or shopping, she had no idea what else to do when she got back from shopping.
Before Chen Tianlong appeared, they all felt life had lots of fun. Now that he’s gone, both of them feel like their personalities have changed, as if Chen Tianlong took all their happiness with him.
"Oh dear, if you miss Chen Tianlong, just say so. I’ll call him and have him come back to see you, seeing that you’re lovesick but won’t admit it."
Lu Xiaoyu really didn’t get her best friend. She clearly liked Chen Tianlong but just wouldn’t say it. Even in her dreams, she called out Chen Tianlong’s name, which Lu Xiaoyu had overheard many times; she was just short of recording it as evidence, yet Wushuang still wouldn’t admit it.
"Humph, you’re the one missing that stinky Chen Tianlong, not me. I don’t miss him, don’t miss him, don’t miss him. Oh, I really don’t miss him." Lin Wushuang said as she covered her ears.
"Haha, Wushuang, I’m starting to find you adorable, even cuter than Xiaoyu, that’s something! No wonder Chen Tianlong has such good taste, he’s always liked the cute kind, no wonder he looks at you so differently, so it’s because of..."
Lu Xiaoyu stopped at this point, purposely trying to pique Lin Wushuang’s interest in the conversation.
Sure enough, Lin Wushuang stopped what she was doing, threw the rose into the trash can, and casually asked, "Why do you say Chen Tianlong likes the cute kind? I’ve seen him like many types, okay?"
"Wushuang, you don’t get it, maybe that’s why Chen Tianlong got swayed by Wu Mengting. You truly don’t understand Chen Tianlong’s heart; from what I know, the girls he likes all have two characteristics."
Lu Xiaoyu mischievously said, "Want to know what they are?"
"Oh, what are they? Oh, you pesky Xiaoyu, just spit it out! You’re teasing me, aren’t you? You’re asking for a beating, aren’t you?" Lin Wushuang suddenly realized her best friend had her twisted around her finger, and she immediately lost her dominant position.
"Haha, Wushuang, don’t rush, let Xiaoyu take you through it slowly."
Lu Xiaoyu started putting on a serious face, then analytically said, "Look at Wu Mengting, what are her characteristics?"
"If you ask again, I’ll strangle you!" Lin Wushuang glared fiercely at Lu Xiaoyu, threatening.
"Alright, Wushuang, you’re so violent. Be gentle, or Chen Tianlong won’t want you."
Lu Xiaoyu mockingly warned, "Look, all of them have well-rounded figures, and as for you, Mengting, I won’t say much, you’re at most a C. On the surface, you’ve padded with some silicone, which looks okay, but that’s not gonna cut it."
"So you’ve got to work harder on that; men are visual creatures. As a beauty, besides your face, you need some assets, you know?"
"..." Lin Wushuang was speechless. This Xiaoyu could go on about anything ridiculous, so she glared and scolded, "Can you be normal?"
"Yes, absolutely!"
Lu Xiaoyu dared not really make Lin Wushuang angry unless she had a death wish, so she quickly explained, "I’m only telling the truth, Mengting edges you out in those areas. Plus, Wushuang, there’s another shortcoming, you don’t know how to act cute or coquet, look, Wu Mengting is a pro; she’s not naturally adorable, but she plays dumb and acts cute in front of Chen Tianlong, she’s definitely faking it."
"Xiaoyu, don’t talk nonsense. I think Wu Mengting is adorable, I really like her too; you can’t say she’s faking it, I can guarantee you that."
Upon hearing Xiaoyu speak of Wu Mengting that way, Lin Wushuang felt a bit defensive for her.
In truth, she really liked Wu Mengting’s personality, and it wasn’t surprising Chen Tianlong was so fond of her. If she were a man, she might also have a crush on Wu Mengting.
"Alright then, she’s naturally like that, haha."
Lu Xiaoyu never actually had anything against Wu Mengting; she just wanted to spark Lin Wushuang’s fighting spirit, so she wouldn’t keep taking hits passively.
"But, I suggest you be more proactive. Truthfully, if you act cute, Chen Tianlong would fall for you instantly. Firstly, your natural conditions are so good; as for the assets, they can be developed. From now on, I’ll join you in drinking papaya milk every day."
"..." Lin Wushuang was speechless once more; she glared at her and said, "I don’t want to be like you, ending up like a big dairy cow."
"Haha, are you envious, jealous, or resentful? That’s how ordinary people express their jealousy towards me."
Lu Xiaoyu patted her ample bosom, pursed her lips, and proudly said, "I think Wushuang should still enhance a bit, that way Chen Tianlong won’t keep running to other women. Once Wushuang marries Chen Tianlong, Xiaoyu would be the little wife, awesome! Like that, there’d be a feast every day, wahaha."
"..."
Lin Wushuang was honestly at a loss for words.
However, her best friend did seem to have a point: the ones Chen Tianlong likes all appear so gentle and cute. Maybe she should try to be a bit cuter herself, and perhaps consider enhancing her own assets a bit?
"Alright, Wushuang, I’m off to watch ’Pleasant Goat,’ really missing Tianlong. If only he could come over to play with us, too bad... sigh."
Lu Xiaoyu sighed, truly missing Chen Tianlong, but she’s always like that, never easily admitting she likes Chen Tianlong.
"Oh, so it’s you who’s missing Chen Tianlong, and you said it was me? Humph!" Lin Wushuang felt indignant; it’s one thing to miss Chen Tianlong herself, but having to shoulder the blame for her friend was unkind.
"Haha, yes, I miss Tianlong. Wushuang, can you summon him? If you can, not only will I give you my Hello Kitty, but I’d also give you my Baymax, everything, haha."
Lu Xiaoyu joked with a mischievous grin, thinking it was impossible.
"Well... I’m not a fairy!"
Lin Wushuang scolded playfully.
But just then, someone appeared at the door. Lin Wushuang’s eyes widened, just about to call out but was stopped by Chen Tianlong.
He made a silence gesture, then pointed at Lu Xiaoyu with a mischievous grin, and Lin Wushuang instantly understood. So she pretended to be calm and said, "Did you really mean what you just said?"
"Huh? Did you truly think you could summon Chen Tianlong? If you really can, not only will I give you Hello Kitty, you can have Baymax too; I’ll give it all to you, hehe."
Lu Xiaoyu still didn’t know Chen Tianlong had already reached an agreement with Lin Wushuang. He used to prank Chen Tianlong, now Chen Tianlong finally found a chance to turn the tables on her.
"Hehe, believe it or not, I did bring him out. You might want to prepare to go to your room and fetch the goods."
Lin Wushuang was thrilled, one, because she’d finally waited for Chen Tianlong to come back to see her, and two, because Lu Xiaoyu was finally pranked back by her.