( Outside a high end massage parlour )
After being drunk out of their minds the group stumbled outside the bath towards the red light district where they planned to try the famous eight tentacles massage.
Max's metabolism was the best because of his Draconic body with two hearts, which made him cycle alcohol faster and better than his peers, making him the most sober of them all, but even then he was still buzzed pretty hard.
Severus was moderately drunk, missing one step out of every ten that he took, stumbling slightly and laughing for no apparent reason.
He was at the highest of the highs that alcohol could provide to an individual and was having a real good time.
Sebastian however had reached the border of sanity and reality.
The dwarf had lost the mobile function called walking and had an attention span of a two year old.
He would be walking on the street and then suddenly start to roll on the floor before doing some push ups.
He spoke gibberish and was ready to pick up fights with anyone who looked at him funny, before forgetting what he was saying two seconds later.
The man was completely done for and although Max somehow managed to get his buddy to the Red Umbrella Establishment they were visiting today, he had no idea what would happen once they parted for the massage.
" Hello, welcome to ciao ciao massage shop, how can we help esteemed guest today? " The cat-lady said as she moved her ears back and forth cutely in an attempt to please the customer.
" Her ears can move! Her ears it moved. Oh my father Thor the holy thunder…. " Sebastian said as he touched his own ears and tried to move them too but to no success.
" Hello, we wish to try the tentacles massage. 3 rooms please " Max said as he gagged Sebastian in fear that he might use his real name instead of addressing him as Captain Ravan in his drunken stupor.
" Ofcourse, ofcourse, would your prefer them to be females, males or non-binary?" The receptionist said with a smile as she made a mental note to fleece these drunk men as much as possible by inflating the rates.
" Females all 3 of them " Max replied while glancing over to Severus who gave him a double thumbs up while grinning ear to ear.
" 15,000 gold coins please, would you pay with hard gold or card? We do give rebates for the seven galaxies bank and the alliance bank cards " The receptionist said as she inflated the rate from 3000 a person to 5000 a person hoping that the drunk men would not notice.
" Here " Max said as he swiped his seven galaxy bank VIP card as the receptionist's eyes sparkled at the sight of the card being used.
It was only now that she realised that this was not just another fat sheep to be fleeced, but rather a fat sheep ultra pro max, a sheep that needed to be converted to regular customership by hook or by crook.
" Fatima, Barkha, Mia go escort the esteemed guests to their private rooms" the receptionist said as she spoke into a recording device, moments after which 3 women dressed in revealing clothing walked out of the backroom with seductive smiles on their faces before dragging each of the three guys to their own private rooms.
Max had lowkey expected the octopus girls to be a little monster-like and less humanoid, however, he was gravely mistaken.
The octopus girls were perfectly humanoid with only two arms extending out of their shoulders which branched into four tentacles from the elbow joint.
Max's masseuse for the day was Mia and from her legs up till her head she was perfectly humanoid with a beautiful deep blue skin.
Her eight tentacles rubbing oil on Max's back at once applying pressure on the whole spine was a divine feeling of stress-release which was only made better because of the medium buzz of the alcohol drunk half an hour ago.
From time to time, Mia did keep climbing on Max's body as she rubbed him with more than just the eight tentacles and gave him a feel of her softer parts in the form of her butt and her boobs.
Max did have a general idea that the establishment he walked into was not entirely a massage joint and was known for engaging in illicit behaviour and while he was not horny for some action, he did not mind being rubbed by the masseuse either.
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( Meanwhile Sebastian )
Sebastian was so drunk, he did not feel the pressure of the tentacles on his body at all.
It was a task for the masseuse to keep him laid flat on his belly so that she could massage him on his back, but not even 15 seconds would pass after she made him lay flat on his back that he would turn to take a look at her big boobs hanging from her chest.
" Mr.Dwarf likes them? " The masseuse Fatima said with a smile as she teasingly brought her tits out of the lose fold of her robes.
Massaging her own breasts as Sebastian watched with drool dripping from his mouth, the masseuse understood that there was no need for her to waste energy on slowly seducing the dwarf by massaging him as he seemed to have his mind set on the lewd stuff.
" Please turn over sir, let me massage the front " the masseuse said as she pushed Sebastian to make him turn and lay flat on his back up as she began stroking his manhood by wrapping four tentacles around it.
3 seconds later, Sebastian was done.
" Aghhh " Sebastian moaned in pleasure as he closed his eyes and hugged the woman's narrow waist before falling asleep.
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( Meanwhile Severus )
Severus was enjoying the massage thoroughly, however, despite being in a docile and relaxed state, in the end he was still a Saint Maximus with a superior hearing ability, which was why when someone spoke the name of ' Felix Aurelius ' his full attention was diverted from the massage to the contents of the conversation happening outside.
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/// A/N - Chapter 12/30, end of the day. Apology for being a few hours late today ///