It was an eventful morning for the group as they took their designated positions near the town hall and were on standby until the explosion occurred.
The town hall meeting had started with all 200 captains and 4 generals present in the building for the day's discussion.
A small perimeter had been set up across the town hall by weaker rebel officials and access to the area was blocked.
About 100 metres away from the town hall, Anna was perched on a rooftop and had eyes on the entrance as she was Sebastian's cover to retreat should everything go wrong.
Max waited patiently on the roadside just outside the perimeter as he casually chatted with one of the guards about what the meeting was about today and how he hated the non-rebel supporting population.
By blending in as a civilian, Max had the closest proximity to Sebastian's act as the space pirate was bound to make his entrance any second now.
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( Sebastian's POV )
Sebastian had spent the entire night thinking about the lines he was going to say the next day.
He had gotten so deep into his role at this point that even his subconscious thoughts were spoken in a pirate accent.
Right before morning, he felt like he looked too clean for a space pirate and hence decided to roll in some dirt and debris.
Only when he was satisfied that he looked like a filthy pig who people would think twice of before touching did he begin the show as he waltzed straight through the rebel perimeter shouting
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA "
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA "
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA "
Every time Sebastian yelled this phrase he threw a handful of chalk powder in the air as the local rebel officers were baffled by the appearance of the weirdly dressed man throwing chalk.
It took the rebel officers a full 30 seconds to realise that they needed to stop this man, however, as they approached Sebastian the stench from his body made them reluctant to get too close as they just blocked his path and said " You can't enter this part of town today, beggar, go beg somewhere else! "
Sebastian widened his eyes and showed his teeth as he grit them hard, making an angry monkey face at the official who called him a beggar before starting to make weird noises from his throat.
" Ock ock ock ollooooollollo "
The officer started to feel anxious by Sebastian's antics and subconsciously took a step back, but every step that he took back, Sebastian took forward before suddenly deciding to jump at the official and landing a tight slap.
*SLAP*
The clapping sound of the slap resounded clearly to even Anna who was far far away as all the rebel officials at the scene were stunned silent by the weird man.
Max stared at Sebastian's performance with wide eyes and an open mouth as he himself could not figure out just what the fuck his friend was doing.
" How dare ye filthy land dweller insult me, do ye even know who thou is facing? I'm GABU, the messenger of mighty pirate GOOMBAH
I don't beg, I take'th " Sebastian said as he hung on the tall vampire by his collar.
The scene of a small 4 foot dwarf hanging on a 7 feet vampire and still threatening him was funny af, but the way in which Sebastian carried himself nobody dared to laugh.
Sebastian landed on his feet and spat beside the man he just slapped before shouting once more
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA "
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA"
The rebels quickly started discussing amongst each other about the strange man, and a few seconds later another official walked up to Sebastian and carefully asked " What are you here for, pirate dwarf ? "
Sebastian nodded his head and blew some chalk straight at the man's face before saying " Goombah sends Gabu to parley with your council before his arrival.
You land dwellers must take'th me to your council "
His declaration promoted an even more intense discussion amongst the low ranking rebel officers who did not know what the heck they should do as they did not have the necessary authority to make this decision.
' Can a dwarf even be a pirate? ' one of the rebel official asked to another
' Look at him, he's filthy, he's covered in tattoos and he has that pirate look, he has to be a pirate ' another rebel official replied
' Some pirate crews keep dwarves as errand boys, maybe he's the errand boy ' a third rebel official suggested as the intense discussion continued.
As the rebel officials discussed on whether or not they should interrupt the ongoing meeting, Sebastian silently glanced towards Max who gave him a slight clap for his performance.
Sebastian smiled, it was not easy for him but having Max nearby gave him much confidence.
After a lengthy discussion, the rebels decided that since today's meeting was about Goombah, they had to inform the higher ups about his representative wanting to have a say at the council, and hence one of the rebel officers bravely entered the town hall and decided to interrupt the proceedings.
It took him 5 minutes of discussing before he came out and said " Send the dwarf in, also send two men to accompany him, we don't want him to blow chalk on the captain's faces "
' BINGO ' thought Max as Sebastian haughtily marched alongside two officials into the town hall.
As he walked into the room filled with many powerful enemies, Sebastian kept his cool and showed his teeth to anyone whose stare made him feel uneasy as he laughed like a madman.
All eyes were on him when he entered as many people inspected his power level and his tier.
Unperturbed However, Sebastian glanced all across the room before shouting
" GOOMBAH MAKACHA"
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