Chapter 769: Come on, let’s hurt each other
"Wow, that’s so impressive." Gu Qibao exclaimed, "You must be going to participate, right? If you win the championship, that would be so amazing, Sister Xiaxia, I want to worship you!"
"I’m not sure yet." Di Xiaxia replied, "I do want to participate though, it would take some pressure off of being with my big brother."
"Yeah." Gu Qibao nodded, "One is the Vice President, and the other could be a world champion, who would dare to criticize? Beating Dan Lingling would be so satisfying. We could crush her in minutes, leaving her in shambles! Someone who the country values highly, Sister Xiaxia, your status is suddenly so much higher than hers. Lingling can’t compare." Xiaxia laughed, but she hadn’t considered humiliating Lingling, as long as Lingling doesn’t bother her.
Di Xiaxia chatted nonsense with Gu Qibao for a while before class started.
After hanging up the phone, Gu Qibao couldn’t help but gossip with Nangong Ran, who was also extremely excited, clapping his hands immediately, "Damn, two world champions are about to emerge from your family. That’s so awesome! Don’t forget to take me along when you show off!"
"Pfft..." Gu Qibao laughed, "I’m not a world champion."
Nangong Ran scratched his head, and suddenly pulled a long face, "If the Duke and Xiaxia both participate, and luckily both become world champions, what is my third brother going to do?"
"What does your third brother have to do with this?" Gu Qibao couldn’t help asking.
Nangong Ran sighed, "Isn’t my third brother pursuing Xuanxuan? If the Di family suddenly produces two world champions, won’t they be in the spotlight? Can my third brother still win Xuanxuan over? I’m afraid he’ll just end up with the short end of the stick!"
Gu Qibao: "..."
Uhm.
That is indeed a fact.
Speaking honestly, whether it’s Nangong Jin or someone else’s future, goddamn it, to be a woman of the Di family, this Alexander would think of suicide in any minute!
"Will your Duke participate?" Nangong Ran poked her.
"I don’t know." Gu Qibao scratched her head, "My Duke is too cool for this, I can’t figure out what he’s thinking."
Duke!
Nangong Ran choked back a mouthful of blood, "Gu Xiaoqi, are you sure Di Mingjue won’t strangle you when he hears this nickname?"
The Duke has always been as beautiful as a flower!
At this point, Gu Qibao Immediately excitedly took out her phone on the sly and sent a message to Di Mingjue, "Honey, honey, calling my honey."
Soon, Di Mingjue replied with just one picture[If you have something to say, say it. If you have to fart, fart.]
Gu Qibao was enraged, can’t we just play nicely?
Gu Qibao also sent a picture[Don’t think that just because you’re handsome I won’t hit you!]
After sending it, she felt that it wasn’t enough, so she sent several more.
[People like you who show off, I beat up multiple times a day.]
[Even though you’re an idiot, daddy still loves you.]
[Listen to me, don’t cause trouble!]
[Baby’s motto is: topple Di Mingjue, press on Di Mingjue, destroy Di Mingjue, trample on Di Mingjue!]
After being attacked by her pictures, Di Mingjue calmly sent a picture.
[Life is only once, beware when making memes]
Gu Qibao replied with another picture[Come on, let’s hurt each other!]
Di Mingjue at the other end of the phone smirked and sent a picture of a man holding a condom[Enough said, see you tonight.]
Gu Qibao couldn’t help laughing, maliciously poking at the phone, "Dear Duke, are you sure you want to provoke me like this? Do you believe I’ll replace the figure holding the condom with your picture, make it a series of emoticons, and then widely spread it?"