Chapter 741 - 742: This Metaphor is Deeply Moving
Di Xiaxia’s face was flaming red.
Unable to hold back her laughter, Nangong Ran teased her, "Sister Xiaxia, it’s still early, why is your face already so red? If you’re going to blush, at least wait for the evening."
Di Xiaxia: "..."
Gu Qibao couldn’t stop laughing either, teasing her, "Sister Xiaxia, I can feel your nervousness even through the screen. I really doubt if you can successfully seduce your big brother tonight?"
"Why couldn’t I?" Di Xiaxia clenched her fists stubbornly, "I’m just shy, and my big brother doesn’t have a period, so why wouldn’t I be able to seduce him?"
"Impressive, my fourth sister." Di Jinxuan gave a thumbs up, "My big brother indeed doesn’t have the issue of menstruation, so it shouldn’t be a problem."
"Hahahaha." Gu Qibao and Nangong Ran burst out laughing at Di Xiaxia’s words. This analogy was definitely fresh, Di Xiaxia was such an amusing little cutie.
Unable to hold it in, Di Xiaxia asked, "Sister-in-law, I want to ask you, is the first time very painful?"
Gu Qibao blinked, "Why are you asking me? I’m still a child."
"The mother of a child, you mean." Nangong Ran took a jab at her, "Don’t keep her in suspense, come on, give Xiaxia a detailed explanation."
An explanation? Gu Qibao swallowed, how on earth would she explain this embarrassing topic?
Seeing Di Xiaxia’s excited and curious face, Gu Qibao became flustered, "You’re asking the wrong person about this matter. I was drunk that night, I didn’t know anything, like a dead fish. But, it should be very painful. Don’t you even know this?"
"Of course I know." Di Xiaxia pouted, "But I want to know just how painful it is."
Wow, she really wanted to be mentally prepared.
"Try tearing a piece of pork apart by brute force." Nangong Ran thought seriously for a while, "It will hurt as much as that pork does."
Hearing Nangong Ran’s analogy, a line of black sweat dripped down Di Xiaxia’s forehead. This analogy was really heartrending!
It sounded so scary, she started to feel like running away at the last minute.
"But it hurts while being pleasurable." Nangong Ran patted her shoulder, "Don’t worry, big brother will definitely be very gentle."
That seemed fair, Di Xiaxia smiled and blushed a little.
Di Jinxuan sighed weakly at the side, "Sigh, I’m no longer the innocent me after constantly hanging out with you guys."
Nangong Ran gave a sly smile, "Actually, my third brother is also quite the gentle and considerate gentleman."
Di Jinxuan frowned, giving her a sidelong glance, "Does this have anything to do with your third brother?"
"No, no." Nangong Ran quickly waved her hands, laughing awkwardly, "I was just saying... Xuanxuan, what’s really going on between you and my third brother? Why does it seem like your relationship is so tense?"
So, Nangong Ran took the liberty to ask.
"Not at all." Di Jinxuan answered nonchalantly, "We’re just not very close."
Nangong Ran pursed her lips without comment.
Nangong Jin hasn’t been home these past few days, no one knew where that guy had gone gallivanting, she had wanted to ask him in person, but he was nowhere to be found.
When he gets home, she’s definitely going to interrogate him thoroughly.
The mall was a super tall building, with the lingerie department being on the twentieth floor.
Laughing and chatting, they arrived swiftly.
Nangong Ran clapped her hands grandly, "Come on, follow me, let big sister show you a whole new world."