Chapter 360 - 361: It’s Not That Grandpa Looks Down on You!
Just as she was about to gleefully skip forward a few steps, she was stopped by an old man.
Feeling puzzled, Gu Qibao blinked, "What’s up?"
"Where do you think you’re going?" the old man said irritably, "My dog, Eggy, saved your life. He’s your life-saving benefactor. This favor was given to you by our household, so you must marry my son!"
Gu Qibao was so shocked she was speechless for some time.
Wait, did she hear wrong?
Was he joking? Marry his son?
She truly admired this old man’s shameless audacity!
She shook off his hand, "Are you insane? Eggy saved me, not your son. Who does your son think he is?"
"There, that’s my son, my son ...Chunsheng." The old woman pointed to the young man standing next to her, boasting proudly.
Gu Qibao looked over and almost wanted to spit blood. What was up with this Chunsheng guy? Why did he look so weird?
With uneven eyes, drooling mouth, swaying head, and his fingers in his mouth... one look and anyone could tell he wasn’t normal. Was he born a fool?
Unable to hold back a sarcastic retort, Gu Qibao asked, "Is there a purpose for you to marry, Chun?"
If you are sick, take medicine. Why bother getting married!
Figures, she knew these two shifty old people must be up to something. So this was their plan!
Feeling amused, Gu Qibao retorted, "Humph, no offense but, do you really think you can handle it?"
This guy clearly was born a fool. Forget about getting married, he probably can’t even take care of himself.
The old man and woman exhibited puzzled expressions, their faces instantly becoming grim.
The old woman grabbed the old man and whispered, "Let’s arrange a good spread for tonight, have a wedding, and let our son ’cook the rice’ tonight!"
The old man grimaced, looking at his foolish son, unable to refrain from asking, "Are you sure our son can handle it?"
The old woman pondered for a moment, finally biting the bullet, "Doesn’t matter, once they are married and sleep together, they are husband and wife!"
"Okay!" The old man nodded, his face showing determination, "No matter what my son looks like, you must marry him!"
Realizing there might be no hope for this fool, Gu Qibao burst into laughter. She had nothing to fear at all!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She can make a fuss openly!
Go ahead and destroy your two scoundrels. How dare you have designs on me!
Feeling like a badass, Gu Qibao scoffed, "You wish! Do you know who I am? I’m Gu Qibao, the pride of the capital! Your son dreaming of marrying me? Not in eight lifetimes!"
The old man’s face darkened, indignant, he jumped even higher, "What Gu Qibao, who cares? You could even be the President! No matter what, if you don’t marry, you’re not leaving today!"
Gu Qibao’s eyes widened, pal, you are really... delusional!
Although I’m not the president, I am somewhat related to the Vice President.
With her head held high and a smug demeanor, Gu Qibao stated, "Let me remind you, the Vice President is my elder brother! I warn you, quit your devious schemes, release me, and you might get some benefits. Otherwise, you won’t even know how you died!"
Perhaps intimidated by her bravado, the old man finally hesitated, a look of greed in his eyes, "Is what you said true?"
"Of course it’s true." Replied Gu Qibao arrogantly. "After I return, I will send money to express my gratitude. Now move aside and let me leave."
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