Make babies?
Su Mo’s face stiffened. "Damn it! Who taught you that, you little brat? Tell me, and I’ll beat him half to death. Learning such things at your age!"
Xiao Dong pointed at the Grand Elder.
"Ahem, ahem!"
The Grand Elder said awkwardly, "I didn’t mean to teach him that. The little guy just overheard me talking with the Patriarch and picked it up."
Su Mo was utterly speechless.
’How is Xiao Zhan involved in this, too? How am I supposed to beat him up?’
Xiao Zhan quickly said, "Well then... I’ll be taking my leave now."
"I’m leaving too!"
The Grand Elder said in a panic.
The two of them fled in disarray.
Soon, only Su Mo and Xiao Qingxue were left.
"Achoo..."
Su Mo suddenly sneezed.
Xiao Qingxue asked with concern, "Husband, did you catch a cold?"
Su Mo waved his hand. "No. I just had a feeling... It seems like someone who hates my guts has sworn to annihilate my entire family."
"What should we do?"
Xiao Qingxue asked, alarmed.
Su Mo waved his hand again. "Don’t worry. After I have my breakthrough, I’ll go out and wipe them all out."
It had to be the people from the Celestial Moon Sect, no doubt about it.
They might have already started gathering their forces and heading for the Beast Taming Sect.
Xiao Qingxue nodded. "As long as I can be with you, I’m not afraid of anything. Not even death."
"Silly girl, how could I ever bear to let you die?"
Su Mo gently tapped Xiao Qingxue’s nose and said with a smile, "I hope we can be together for our entire lives, until we become invincible and eternal. If we can’t achieve invincibility, then we’ll die together and promise to find each other in the next life."
’Find each other in the next life?’
Xiao Qingxue seemed a little lost in thought, then asked, "Husband, do you love me?"
Su Mo asked in return, "Do you love me?"
"I do!"
Xiao Qingxue nodded emphatically, then added, "To be honest, I’ve never been in a relationship before, but I feel so happy when I’m with you. I hope I can always be this happy!"
"I hope we can always be happy together, too," Su Mo said.
The mood was just right.
Su Mo stared into Xiao Qingxue’s eyes and asked, "Wife, would you like to see my sword?"
"You have a sword?"
Xiao Qingxue asked, confused.
Whenever Su Mo killed someone, he either punched them to death or slapped them to death. She had never seen him use a sword.
"Of course I do!"
Su Mo said earnestly, "My sword is a collector’s edition. It’s invincible the moment it’s unsheathed. I just don’t show it to people very often, so you’ve never seen it. Come on, I’ll take you somewhere quiet to see my sword."
"Okay!"
The two arrived at a cave.
The temperature inside the cave was perfect. A small stream flowed through it, and the water was filled with fragrant, pink lotus flowers.
"It’s so beautiful here!"
Xiao Qingxue exclaimed, then turned back and asked, "Husband, where’s your sword? Take it out and let me admire it."
Su Mo said, "Don’t be hasty. I’ll show it to you when we’re making babies."
"Ah..."
Xiao Qingxue’s face turned beet red with embarrassment.
...
Lying in Su Mo’s arms, Xiao Qingxue said, "Husband, didn’t we come here to find the Extreme Yang Spirit Stone? Is it really okay for us to just stay here?"
"Don’t worry, we have plenty of time!"
Su Mo explained, "Qu Luo’s Tomb is open for a total of five days. After we’re done making babies, I’ll take you and we’ll just steamroll our way through!"
"Let’s continue!"
Just as the two were getting busy again, a Black Demon Wolf suddenly ran into the cave. "Holy shit, what are these two giant loaches?"
"Friend, you’re in the wrong place. Hurry up and get out!"
Su Mo said without even looking up.
"Alright, you two carry on. I won’t disturb you."
The Black Demon Wolf was about to leave the cave when it suddenly realized something was wrong. It said angrily, "This is my home! You’re the ones who should get out."
’Damn it!’
’You’re really pushing it, aren’t you?’
’Can’t you see I’m busy?’
Su Mo immediately rolled over, got dressed, and stood up. Seething with rage, he said, "You big black dog, you must have a death wish! Daring to interrupt my business... I’m going to kill you."
Huh?
The Black Demon Wolf was completely bewildered.
This human actually called it a big black dog.
’I’m clearly a wolf, and a powerful Demon Wolf at that!’
"ROAR!"
The Black Demon Wolf felt immensely humiliated. It let out an furious roar that nearly brought the entire cave crashing down.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
Boulders continuously fell from the ceiling.
Su Mo was furious!
’This damned dog has gone too far. Not only did it ruin my fun, but now it’s trying to scare me with its roar. It needs to be taught a harsh lesson.’
"Husband, let me!"
Just as Su Mo was about to act, Xiao Qingxue, who had already dressed, struck first.
BANG!
The Black Demon Wolf was blasted out of the cave.
The two of them followed it outside.
Outside the cave, there wasn’t just the Demon Wolf, but all sorts of other Demon Beasts as well—forty or fifty of them, a dark, menacing crowd.
Su Mo was a bit stunned.
’We’ve stumbled right into a den of Demon Beasts.’
At that moment, the Demon Beasts also spotted Su Mo and Xiao Qingxue.
"Holy shit! We haven’t seen humans in forever! Didn’t expect to run into two unlucky sods here!"
"Nobody move! I’m gonna eat him!"
"Like hell you are! We’re splitting them!"
The pack of Demon Beasts stared greedily at Su Mo and Xiao Qingxue, drool dripping from their mouths.
It had been a full ten years since they had eaten fresh human meat.
The Black Demon Wolf snapped, "Don’t you fuckers move! I found this human first! He barged into my home and did *that kind of thing* in my home! I have to kill him with my own claws today!"
"Fine, you can kill him yourself, but we have to split the meat!"
"Fine!"
The Black Demon Wolf was clearly enraged. It bared its fangs at Su Mo and growled, "Shameless humans! I’m going to tear you to pieces!"
Su Mo was speechless.
’How is making babies with my own wife shameless?’
’Besides, I didn’t know this was the Black Demon Wolf’s den beforehand.’
’Otherwise, I would’ve just found another spot.’
’To avoid being disturbed!’
But the Black Demon Wolf didn’t care about any of that. It raised a sharp claw and swiped viciously at Su Mo.
BANG!
A dull thud echoed.
"You brainless human, let’s see you try to provoke me now."
The Black Demon Wolf sneered.
It was a Tier Four Great Demon. Out in the world, a creature of its power could rule over an entire mountain forest, an undisputed king.
With that one swipe, Su Mo should have been turned into meat paste.
"Brothers, let’s eat!"
The Black Demon Wolf shouted to the other Demon Beasts.
However...
None of the Demon Beasts moved. Instead, they all stared intently in Su Mo’s direction.
Huh?
The Black Demon Wolf turned around, confused, only to see Su Mo standing in the same spot, completely unharmed.
For a moment, the Black Demon Wolf was dumbfounded.
’How is that possible?’
’A single swipe of my claw can flatten a mountain, yet it couldn’t even kill Su Mo?’
"Good, good!"
The Black Demon Wolf said, exasperated and furious, "I didn’t think a human like you would have some skill. But now I’m going to use my killing move! I’ll cripple you, tear the flesh from your bones piece by piece, and torture you until you’re begging for a death that will never come!"
With that, the Black Demon Wolf transformed into a bolt of black lightning, its gaping, bloody maw snapping toward Su Mo.
"Stupid dog, get lost! Your damn breath stinks! It’s gonna kill me!"
Su Mo casually lifted his hand and slapped it toward the Black Demon Wolf.