Chapter 8: I Ejaculated Like Fireworks from Aerial Paizuri and Acquired the Skill “Wind Pressure Masturbation”
"Masaharu... I’m happy. Someday, I also want to have sex with you."
Lucia responded to my declaration with a smile.
A thick strand of love juice dripped from her crotch, slowly stretching downward toward the ground. Bathed in moonlight, the glistening thread of nectar sparkled like a shooting star as it fell.
Make a wish upon a shooting star—
Please let me have sex with Lucia.
Please let me have sex with Lucia.
Please let me have sex with Lucia.
The sticky, viscous love juice continued to connect her crotch to the ground with a line of light while I repeated my wish three times.
Surely it will come true...!
This fantastical and beautiful scene of moonlight connecting a god and the earth — I’ll cherish this memory in a separate place from my masturbation fantasies. With this memory, I can become stronger.
Yes.
I now understood a reason to become stronger.
I’ll move forward with my erection leading the way.
"I’m glad you’re happy. I’ll become strong. I’ll definitely become strong enough to break your hymen with my cock, Lucia."
"...Yeah. I’ll wait. ...But, putting that aside, right now... I really want to cum."
𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮
Lucia’s face suddenly turned serious and sharp.
"...Right, of course."
Lucia is so sexually frustrated that she once transformed into a dragon and tried to lure a male dragon with her love juice scent to get fucked. I can clearly understand that she’s dying to cum right now.
Now then, what should I do?
The surest way to make Lucia cum is to have her transform into a dragon again so I can enter her vagina and stimulate her from the inside, but that would be the same as last time.
Today, I’ve already ejaculated from all kinds of different pleasures. I want to make Lucia climax with a completely different kind of pleasure this time. Since I have the Sex Warrior skill, there must be something only I can do...
If her defense is too high for external stimulation to work, then attacking from the inside is definitely the way to go, right?
In battle manga from all eras and countries, attacking from within is a classic tactic against characters specialized in defense.
But how?
I need a hint...
I looked around the barren wasteland surrounded by bare rocky mountains, though I didn’t expect to find anything useful for masturbation here.
"Masaharu?"
"It’s okay. I’ll make you cum soon."
I gently stroked Lucia’s head with my right hand to calm her, then scooped some love juice from her vertical slit with my left middle finger and licked it.
That was just an unconscious action driven by instinct to taste Lucia’s nectar. When I’m erect, I naturally end up doing erotic things.
In return, Lucia lightly poked the tip of my glans with her fingertip.
"Hyann!"
Caught off guard at such a sensitive spot, I bent forward.
And that’s when I spotted it by chance.
In my line of sight was a stone object that looked like a plate. It closely resembled the one I had picked up during the day. So that really must have been something dropped by the orc horde that passed through here.
That’s it! Orcs!
I’ve got an idea!
"Lucia, there’s somewhere I want to go real quick."
"I want to cum too."
"Not that kind of ’go.’ I mean physically move somewhere."
It would take several hours on foot, so I wanted some high-speed transportation, but she understood without me having to say it.
"Okay. I’ll carry you and run."
Lucia stretched both arms forward with a small "Nn." Between her arms was her flat chest with almost no curves, making it as hard to find her nipples as spotting differences in a family restaurant puzzle.
I was now being princess-carried by the silver-haired loli Dragon God who had the body and apparent age of a middle school girl. It was a little embarrassing.
"Umm, that way."
"Got it."
Lucia started running in the direction I pointed—
Ababababababa!
A ridiculous wind pressure hit me.
Lucia accelerated so violently it felt like the sudden drop on a roller coaster.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A loud, widespread sound like an airplane taking off or a bullet train passing through a station platform roared around us.
When an airplane’s wing cuts through the air, the airflow passing over the top creates lift that pulls the plane upward.
When a race car cuts through the air, it pushes the air aside, lowering the pressure behind it and creating a flow that sucks in surrounding air.
In other words, when an object moves at high speed and displaces the air in front, complex air currents are generated behind it.
Because of Dragon God Lucia’s high-speed movement, our bodies were violently pushing aside the air and creating complex turbulent flows around us.
And my fully erect, naked cock was no exception.
This foreign object protruding from the curved surface of the human body caused a unique phenomenon.
SHUGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The wind formed a vortex around my shaft, spiraling upward toward the glans. The wind force, amplified by the spiral rotation, sucked in even more surrounding air, increasing its density. It became a thick turbulent flow at my corona, violently rubbing and massaging the underside of my cock.
A tornado.
Was enveloping my dick.
Hauu... Uuu... My cock was literally being stroked by an invisible blade made of wind.
Noble Phantasm — Wind Pressure Masturbation Impossible: Air—!
W-well, it’s not "impossible," but...
Haaauuu... This air onahole feels incredible. Even though it’s just air, it feels like it has physical substance as it stimulates my crotch. Friction with the atmosphere generated heat, making my cock warm. It reminded me of using an onahole warmed with hot water on a cold winter day...
And on top of that...
What is this warm, enveloping sensation?
It was different from the feeling of cutting through the wind. Something soft seemed to be wrapping around my entire manhood.
Ah, I get it now.
There’s a common saying that sticking your hand out of a car going 60 km/h feels like having your breasts groped if you had D-cup boobs. This must be it. Lucia, who was humming cheerfully while running, was clearly going much faster than 60 km/h. No — way faster than a Shinkansen.
Kinetic Energy = ½ × Mass × Velocity²
I’m not very smart, so I don’t understand the details, but after all the calculations involving kinetic energy and the law of conservation of mass, the wind pressure on my cock must have surpassed D-cup breasts and reached the level of massive J-cup or K-cup magical tits.
No — it felt like being sandwiched between multiple magical breasts at once.
In other words, I was receiving Wind Pressure Magical Tit Paizuri!
Zunyu... Zunyu...
"Auh... Ah..."
The wind-pressure breasts squeezed my shaft from front, back, left, and right.
Real breasts would only stimulate from the sides (though I’ve never experienced it, so I don’t actually know), but these air breasts attacked from every possible direction — front, back, left, right, up, down — in a full all-range assault.
Furthermore, the wind turned into a tongue and licked my balls from below as if scooping them up. Even while attacking my shaft, the assault on my balls never stopped.
Aah... Uuh... There’s no way I can endure this.
"Ugh———!"
Byurururururu!
I unleashed an incredibly long, stringy ejaculation. The semen splattered onto me and Lucia, but like water droplets on a coated windshield, it slid across our skin and flew backward.
"Haa... Haa..."
"Your face when you cum is so cute, Masaharu..."
If she says something like that with a shy smile, of course my erection isn’t going to go down!
I’m probably the first human in history to ejaculate from wind-pressure aerial paizuri.
I was supposed to be moving so I could make Lucia cum, but I ended up cumming instead. How pathetic.
But it felt way too good...
The wind pressure continued stimulating my crotch without stopping, so my erection refused to go down. The wind wrapped around my shaft like an air tornado, milking the remaining semen from my urethra and prostate.
S-sorry... I used to think wind attributes were lame in games and manga...
Wind is actually amazing.
A-ahh... Even though I just came, I’m going to cum again.
"Aah... Uuh... Uuuuugh———!"
PAAN!
The small tornado created by my corona scattered my semen like fireworks, producing a sound that didn’t seem like it came from an ejaculation.
"Hauuuun!"
The experience was so new and overwhelming that I let out a pathetic cry like a puppy scared of fireworks.
"What’s wrong? You’ve been really cute since a while ago, Masaharu."
"Hyauuu..."
My brain is going to break from having my cock continuously stimulated by these air breasts... Uuu...
Trembling, I said to Lucia:
"S-stop..."
"Hm?"
"My dick... is going to break..."
"...? I’ve never seen another dick before, so I can’t compare, but... I don’t think Masaharu’s dick is weird?"
"R-really?"
"Yeah. It’s small and cute."
"..."
...
...
Well, of course. Since she has no comparison, she probably just means it looks small compared to some other large object. She definitely doesn’t think my manhood is below average or anything. Anyway, her innocent verbal teasing helped me regain a tiny bit of composure.
"For now... just stop."
"...? Okay."
Lucia came to an abrupt halt.
My legs had given out, so I remained princess-carried in her arms for a while.
I had originally wanted to go to the forest where I met the female knight Ilia, but we had apparently already passed it long ago. The surroundings were now a desert. Also, even though it should have been night, the sky was faintly bright. Just how far had we traveled...?
Thinking about it carefully, since I have the Dragon God’s blessing increasing my defense, the wind pressure I felt on my cock was probably reduced. Considering that, Lucia’s running speed must have been far faster than a Shinkansen...
"Umm... Can we go back to the original spot and try again slowly?"
"Eh?"
"It was too fast and I couldn’t stop it."
"O-okay. Let’s try again."
At that moment, I had been too vague with my words.
I had said "go back to the original spot and try again slowly," but I never specified the speed at which we should return.
Therefore, Lucia turned back at an even higher speed than before, and I ended up ejaculating over and over again. My penis was thoroughly toyed with by the all-range aerial paizuri, causing fireworks of semen to bloom repeatedly across the night sky.
Ding.
A system message echoed in my brain.
Masaharu Ooi’s level has increased by 1. You are now Level 22.
Sex Warrior level has increased by 1. You are now Level 4.
You have acquired the skill "Wind Pressure Masturbation Impossible: Air."
Skill Name: Wind Pressure Masturbation
Rank: C
Type: Anti-Personnel Noble Phantasm
Range: 1
Effect: The penis wrapped in wind changes the refractive index of light, rendering the erect cock invisible.
That’s an ability that could let me charge into the night...