Chapter 312 - 291: My Sister Can’t Be This Flirty
Da Fei, since becoming famous, has been overwhelmed with countless people on the streets asking him for money or to add them as friends, but this was the first time a female player had been so proactive and bold in friending him! Da Fei had seen this type of woman before; back when he played "Dominance" as the president of the Dragon Slayer Guild, he was surrounded by glory and adulation, with plenty of fangirls flocking around him, enjoying what you would call the Emperor’s Blessing.
As for such a woman, Da Fei scoffed with a snort from his nose, "Bring it on! Wahaha!"
At this moment, on the other end of the computer, Little Li, who had steeled herself to perform the most embarrassing PLAY imaginable, was faced with Brother Fei’s straightforward command "video chat," and immediately felt like she had missed a step on the stairs—a truly horrible feeling! Little Fang was spot on; regardless of how famous a gamer was, a nerd was still a nerd, and their desires were so simple!
Video chat, huh? Okay, video chat!
But before starting the video chat, Little Li, still fretting, hastily asked, "Will it work? Will I be recognized?"
Little Fang reassuringly patted her chest, saying, "Don’t worry! If Zhang Ziyi can walk down the street unrecognized after removing makeup and changing her hairstyle with conspicuous facial features, you’ll be fine. Calm down! He’s just a nerd, relax! OK? Ready, go!"
Little Li took a deep breath, clicked to start the video chat!
Immediately, a picture-in-picture appeared in the top right corner of the game, and Little Li’s unrecognizable yet stunningly enchanting face appeared on the video. In that instant, Little Li couldn’t even recognize herself! For a moment, this gave her a great sense of relief.
Little Fang whispered from the side, "Speak! Say hi!"
So, Little Li could only chuckle and say, "Hi Brother Fei! I’m very honored to be able to add you as a friend!"
Little Fang excitedly urged, "Stick your chest out! Chest! Chest!!"
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At that moment, on the other end of the video, Da Fei, seeing that seductive face with the long hair across it, akin to Fan Bingbing’s ad, and hearing that standard Mandarin voice, as if from a newsreader, shivered involuntarily, his mind blanking out!
It wasn’t that Da Fei had never seen a beautiful woman, but this one gave him an indescribable, eerie feeling, even a sense of déjà vu! Have I seen her somewhere before? Where have I heard this voice? Right! It does seem familiar—Yang Ming? Fan Bingbing? Like those female models on makeup billboards? Hey hey hey! If it’s really like that, isn’t she way too pretty? No no no, that’s not quite it either! Her makeup is too strange!
As Da Fei was still in shock, the beauty in the video started shaking her snowy white chest and spoke, "Brother Fei, do you think I’m pretty? Say something!"
Da Fei’s eyes nearly popped out! Holy crap! So white and so full! Indeed, a formidable weapon!
Da Fei quickly came back to his senses, replying with a sleazy chuckle, "Move the camera down a bit!"
"Brother Fei, you’re so naughty, where are you looking?!"
"Wahaha! Sis, is your chest really that big, or is it just the bra holding it up?"
"There’s no bra! It’s clearly a low-cut dress, okay!"
"Wahaha, really now? Squeeze your chest, let me take a look!"
"No way, Brother Fei, you’ve already seen what I look like, can you let me see your face?"
Da Fei was in the middle of making wisecracks, but sobered up at the request to see his face! With my destined fate to claim a multimillion prize behind a mask, could I really let someone see my face? Wouldn’t every internet café teen tail me to my doorstep and mob me? Not to mention, with so many enemies online, I’ve apparently offended a local Beauty Studio too—wouldn’t I be done for if I’m exposed?
Da Fei immediately shook his head and said, "I’m not a pretty face for the Party, and besides, what’s important for a man in a game isn’t looks. Anyway, sis, do you want to make connections with me? I have a lot of enemies. You’re pretty brave. But just so you know, I’m very busy and high-profile, a career-oriented hardcore player. I can’t simply bring you leveling or fighting like ordinary suckers—oh wait, I mean ordinary players. You need to be mentally prepared for that!"
"Brother Fei, you’re overthinking! I’d be content just to be added as a friend by you. Actualy, I have a friend called Fleeting Blossom who wants to earn some prize money in the international competition. Thinking she might run into you there, she wanted to get in touch, so we could help each other out!"
Da Fei was taken aback: "Fleeting Blossom?" Could it be the female gamer with the extraordinary mental arithmetic from the newbie hall? The powerhouse with China’s first 1000 Command Power Epic Deputy Hero?
The beauty cooed, "Yes, the first Female Lord of the Human Race! She also admires Brother Fei and watches your videos every day, stirring up feelings, but she’s too shy to approach you herself for fear of rejection."
Watching my videos every day and getting stirred up! Turns out she’s a fan girl! Wahaha, Brother Fei is all about fan girls! Who knew there’d come a day when I’d become a male god, admired by female fans? Excellent! Doubles for Brother Fei!
Da Fei burst into laughter, buoyed by pride, "No problem! To tell you the truth, Brother Fei doesn’t care much for the petty international competition prize money. Anyway, it’s all about having fun. If there’s anything, just contact me!"
The beauty gratefully replied, "Thank you, Brother Fei, you’re awesome! I know you’re busy, so I won’t bother you any longer!"
Not bother me? How could that be? If in the past, a thousand pieces of gold would buy a horse’s bones, today Brother Fei is willing to spend ten thousand for a beauty! Not to mention the beauty right here, at the very least Fleeting Blossom is worth Brother Fei making connections! Yes, making connections, wahahaha!
Da Fei laughed heartily, "Now that we’re friends, here’s ten thousand Gold Coins to spend! If you decline, that’s insulting to me!"
— System Prompt: You have initiated a trade request with the player "Harem Beauty."
Harem Beauty? For some reason, when Da Fei saw the words "beauty" after her name, he couldn’t help but shiver all over! That’s my sister’s name!
Wait a second! Suddenly, Da Fei realized that the beauty in the video actually looked a lot like his own sister. In that instant, the more he looked, the more she resembled her. The more he looked, the colder his heart felt. Damn it, no wonder she looked familiar!
The beauty initiated a trade with a cutesy voice and said, "Thanks, Brother Fei! I’m going to level up now, so you go ahead and keep busy!"
"Sure! Busy!"
Only then did Da Fei snap out of it. What a joke, my sister hates playing games the most, and there’s no way she’d be on a video online. My sister couldn’t possibly be that flirty! Right, my sister does have the standard beautiful model face, the kind with a melon seed shape, so it’s not strange for her to look like her.
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At this moment, a girls’ dorm was bustling with laughter and play.
Little Fang pinned Little Li to the bed and playfully chastised, "You, you, you! What nonsense are you talking about? Who’s been fawning over this damn rogue every day?!"
Little Li burst into laughter, "Can’t let brother lose face completely, right? You’ve got to show some sign, don’t you?"
Little Fang, annoyed, tousled Little Li’s hair into a mess, "Brother my foot!"
Little Li laughed, "Mercy, mercy! That tickles!"
Little Fang took a deep breath, "Regardless, we finally snagged the sucker before Bloodrose and her stinky gang did!" She then sneered coldly, "Those Bloodrose women are nothing but bimbos with big boobs and no brains. They had such an easy-to-seduce expert and instead of wooing him, they chose to be his enemy. Stupid! Dead stupid!"
Little Li was in a daze, silently lost in thought.
Little Fang joked, "What’s wrong with you? Could it be that you’re reliving the thrill of fishing for a sucker?"
Little Li retorted, "Nonsense! I just thought Da Fei’s voice sounded eerily familiar, that’s all!"
Little Fang laughed heartily, "You’re so old-fashioned too. The most cliché way for a guy to pick up girls is, ’Beauty, you remind me of my sister, shall we be friends?’ Hahaha!"
Little Li angrily said, "Stop it! If you keep going, I’ll be mad!"
Little Fang chuckled, "Alright, alright, don’t want to make the wife angry, let’s drop it. By the way, school is starting soon, we can’t stay in this dorm anymore, we need to rent a place off-campus."
Little Li was surprised, "Why do we need to rent an apartment?"
Little Fang grinned, "Think about it, what if Brother Fei asks for a video call again, or if one of Brother Fei’s close underlings asks for a video? Will you do makeup? Would you dare do makeup in front of the other dorm mates? Plus, we are playing the game on a larger scale now, it’s no longer appropriate to stay at the school, and passing the dorm mother’s inspections will be difficult."
Little Li then realized, "But the problem is, the rent outside is very expensive! And it’s not safe!"
Little Fang smiled, "Wife, what am I now? A rich lady, can’t I afford to rent a place? As for safety, we’ll just rent something in the city center."
Little Li wondered, "But the city center is far from our school, it’s inconvenient for attending classes!"
Little Fang scornfully said, "We’ve come this far, still worried about classes? Isn’t there a saying, ’If you can make money flipping property, you don’t run a factory; if you can earn money, you don’t study’? Besides, with our grades, it’s easy to seduce a nerdy guy to copy his notes and cram for a 60%."
Little Li suddenly clapped her hands, "I’ve got it! We can share a rental with my brother! If my brother looks out for us, we won’t be afraid!"
Little Fang’s brows furrowed, and her expression changed, "Ding Junfei? No way, his sleazy eyes are just not trustworthy!"
Little Li scolded, "How can you say that about my brother! Although he is indeed a bit... he still looks after me a lot, so don’t worry, he’ll listen to me, he won’t do anything to you!"
Little Fang shook her head and sighed, "Fine, but we must live separately, get two apartments across from each other, and I’ll pay his rent!"
Little Li hastily said, "Of course, I absolutely can’t let my brother know that I’m playing games. Plus, my brother has money now, he can afford his own place."
Little Fang shook her head, "No way, it’s not much money, I’ll pay it, don’t be polite with me! Time is tight now, and I can’t leave, so go see if there are any apartments nearby!"
Little Li replied irritably, "Got it, my big rich lady! But, Miss Rich Lady, could you help me remove my makeup?"
Little Fang laughed heartily, "Why remove it? Just go out like this, I guarantee the dorm mother won’t recognize you!"
"That’s right! They’ll directly call the police, thinking I’m a call girl who’s walked into the wrong door!"
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