"This dancing plant is so lewd, just right, I've long had grudges with the old hen across from my house. Now that I've got this miraculous plant, I will take care of it diligently and place it on the windowsill, mocking the old hag across day and night!"
Ah Qing wanted to persuade the girl on the video call to contact the forestry bureau proactively, so the security bureau could take over and register this already spiritualized plant.
The girl on the other side of the video naturally couldn't catch the implied meaning, but she was really fond of this lewd dancing plant and wanted to keep it herself.
After all...
This lewd thing isn't just lewd; it really can slap people's faces with its tree branches.
The girl on the video call still had a red mark on the side of her face from the branch slap.
If this slap lands on the old hen's cheeks opposite, the girl on the video call would shiver with pleasure.
"Um....."
Ah Qing stealthily glanced at the little fox, wondering if spirit beasts and spirit plants are both quite dangerous?
"Mmm....."
Ansheng looked at Ah Qing and murmured softly, indicating there's no need to worry about the girl's safety; he had a way.
"Ahem ahem...."
Ansheng squatted on the table, lifted his paw, and toyed with the camera like a cat with a toy, tilting it towards himself, clearing his throat, then a murmur escaped.
"Mmm——"
Master Fuli cursed angrily, and the dancing plant on the other side of the video quivered fiercely, its leaves visibly standing erect as if tremendously frightened, even its roots shrank.
"Hehe.....how cute, Huhu, come here for a hug, later sister will get you a big drumstick, make sure to ask the streamer for it, be careful she converts your drumstick into a pile of Cullinan fragments."
Master Fuli's antics appeared to the girl on the video call and the livestream viewers as outright adorable behavior.
The little fox really understood.
As if aware the call was about to end, its beautiful paws rested on the phone, seemingly wanting to embrace the girl on the other side, while murmur after murmur continued, akin to a lover softly whispering sweet nothings by the ear.
If not for Ah Qing watching, the girl on the video call might have reached out through the screen, grabbing the little fox's paws and saying: Wow! You want to come home with me!
The girl ended the video call and sent two rockets in the livestream, treating the little fox to a drumstick.
[Humans love you——]
[Selling rainbow glowing burlap sacks!]
The livestream comments varied in jest, yet Ah Qing's face took on a peculiar expression.
Xiaolan's words were quite fierce just now, almost scolding the dancing plant into a disciplined pose.
But, thanks to the language barrier and the little fox's great appearance, the viewers perceived it as adorable behavior.
It felt quite odd.
In the livestream scolding obscenities, not only did the supervisors not ban the stream, but the other side even rewarded Xiaolan two hundred.
Video call ended, Ah Qing was about to hold the little fox back into her arms and steer the topic back to kangaroos, resuming normal livestream content.
Just then another rocket reward appeared on the screen.
['Awesome Online' rewarded the anchor with a rocket, note: Speaking of which, I have some pesky stuff here too, can you come over and take a look, anchor?]
Ah Qing was taken aback at the sight, did not refuse, thinking maybe the other side also encountered a spirit beast or spirit plant.
The video call connected.
A serene river surface appeared on the livestream screen, and a man sat on a fishing platform, in front of him dozens of fishing rods and stands arranged in cannon formation.
And on the river surface, a peculiar sight, a white-skinned dolphin, laughing joyously, spewing water at the fisherman, flipping its belly in front of the fishing platform, swimming back and forth with great delight.
"I baited the spot the day before yesterday, two hundred pounds of corn, intended for a big sweep, getting the big one onshore. I purposely didn't drive a car, just took an electric bike out....."
"And then I encountered this pesky thing, anchor, could you help persuade it to stay away?"
The fisherman's tone was slow and steady, with a sense of detachment yet perhaps resigned.
This dolphin seemed aware it was a national treasure-level protected animal in Xia Country.
When it arrived, its GPS tracker was flashed around in front of the fisherman, swirling in playful splashes onto the fishing platform, rooting into the fisherman's bait container.
It ate nothing else, only the red worm pellets in the container.
Its leap almost scared the fisherman silly.
This isn't a protected animal, to the fisherman, it's definitely a water monkey, coming over to search for a big fool.
The fisherman inwardly sneered, today, no one can stop me from landing the big fish, if I can't outsmart this shameless fellow, does that mean I can't call for backup?
"Here, you pesky thing, take the call!" The fisherman turned his phone screen to face the dolphin.
"Mmm?"
The dolphin tilted its neck slightly back, casting a questioning glance towards the fisherman.
But upon seeing the screen clearly, recognizing Master Fuli and Ah Qing, it immediately jumped up beaming.
Master Fuli!
It's really Master Fuli, our river lineage brothers' big boss.
"You....aren't you 630? Aren't you supposed to be swimming at Zhiyu Sister's fishing ground, how did you get out here?" Ah Qing was surprised upon recognizing the river dolphin, speaking up.
Ah Qing knew this dolphin, or rather, she had seen this dolphin at Chen Zhiyu's fishing ground earlier.
It had been caught before, later, exchanged at the forestry bureau for a 630 subsidy.
This dolphin was quite unique, extremely afraid of pain, so much so that to avoid having a tracking device implanted, it nearly killed itself against the forestry bureau.
Later, the only option was to hang the tracker on it.
Even though it's named a river dolphin, the forestry bureau dare not treat it like a pig ready for slaughter.
This creature, an authentic spirit beast.
"Mmm mmm...."
The dolphin upon hearing, had a crayon sketch in mind, understanding the meaning above, spoke up with a face full of grievance.
Indeed, it lived at Chen Zhiyu's place, but during this time the fishermen were overly enthusiastic, feeding it plump.
Due to its excessive size, when battling in the river platform, its bulky figure led to three consecutive defeats, prompting the fishing ground to refund ticket fees to the fisherman, losing nine thousand bucks.
Not exactly a loss, just a saying: [Ecological environment depends on everyone, the fishing ground is willing to pay three thousand for release, asking all fishermen brothers not to act maliciously.]
The big fish boss was displeased with it, a tail flip evicted the dolphin from the fishing ground, commanding it to slim down and lose weight.
"For being too fat and unable to swim, kicked out by the big fish to lose weight, this....." Ah Qing was stunned.
[666....]
Live chat filled with praise for Ah Qing's faithful translation.
The fisherman wasn't humiliated, dolphin's self-description, the truth was revealed.
The dieting dolphin, starving beyond holding back, raiding the fisher's bait container for food, yet the fisherman was adamant.
The two were now locked in a stand-off, large eyes staring small eyes.
"Fishing brother, do you have any food in your pocket to give it some? Once it's eaten, it'll leave." Ah Qing said with a face mixing laughs and tears.
"I do." The fisherman replied, knowing the dolphin's aim joyously, eager to drive away this freeloader.
"Mmm!" The dolphin justifiably thrust itself out of the water, both fins flapping intensely, seemingly gesturing something.
"Anchor, what's it...."
"The dolphin says it's asking for an Ocean King Combo meal."
"Uh, what's that?" The fisherman was puzzled.
Ah Qing awkwardly stated: "It's M's large fries with plenty to eat, plus an overly iced Sprite..."
"Unbelievable! Insulting me too much!" The fisherman was incensed at hearing this, nearly snapping his fishing rod.
"Brother, don't be mad, the dolphin said it's eating to work well, although big fish isn't guaranteed, twenty pounds worth of small fish you couldn't hang on your hook, it'll rim itself with it."
"Really?" The fisherman was taken aback, pleasantly surprised.
"Mmm——" The dolphin hummed softly, mimicking Master Fuli's crossed arms pose, but its fins were too short, only managing to push out its big abdomen.
"I, alone all my life, meeting Brother Jiang, if you don't abandon me, I'm willing to become sworn brothers!"