"Absolutely! Just absolutely ridiculous!"
"Can't win, call for backup by tattling to grown-ups, but instead of calling their own, they come running to my folks?"
"Afraid that if they called their own parents over, I might just stomp them all to death by the roadside?"
Seeing the details page on the wish list, Master Fuli was suddenly at a loss for words, feeling anger rise from his heart, yet finding it laughable. A complex mix of emotions left him speechless.
This group of little geniuses out of nowhere fully understood the terror of Master Fuli.
Therefore, they secretly set up a plan, intending to take a curved path to solve the problem, first finding all close relatives of Master Fuli, sparing no expense to help spiritualize his family members.
Others couldn't persuade Master Fuli, so they let his mother try.
Even if Fox Mother couldn't persuade him, the comprehensive education she received in morals, intelligence, physique, and aesthetics might subtly influence and change Master Fuli's temper.
This gang of Evil Cultivators was the one hired by the mastermind behind the scenes to find a tutor for Fox Mother.
"I'm here compiling textbooks for the fox school version to teach humans and spirit beasts, and you want to put together a Mary Sue version for my mother."
"Oh, sure, sure! Your mom's mass-produced, right?"
With a black face, Master Fuli controlled the helicopter to land on the riverbank, disregarding the bumpy descent, and steadied it on the pebble-filled shore.
"A pack of cigarettes... Where am I going to find that?"
Master Fuli checked the wish list, and in just an instant, Snake Woman in the cabin turned to him with a puzzled look.
In the cabin, she didn't smoke much, and among Ah Qing and the others, none smoked.
In this wilderness, where to find a pack of cigarettes to burn the butts of those Evil Cultivators.
They weren't Professor Wu, carrying torture tools and machetes at all times.
"Without cigarettes, this will also do..."
Master Fuli walked out of the cockpit, lifted two recently fired machine guns, and headed straight for the door.
"Hey, you there, who's not afraid of getting dirty, come help me with something."
Master Fuli turned back and shouted to the only logistics support team member in the cabin.
"Yes!"
The logistics support team member drew a handgun and followed Master Fuli forward.
"...What is the little fox going to do?" Momo asked Ah Qing with a strange expression.
The little fox picked up two machine guns, stood upright, and walked toward the shivering criminals.
No matter how you look at it, this scene seems absurd.
"Uh... Xiaolan said she wants to give them a little heat." Ah Qing speculated based on the context.
"That heat might be a bit small..." Lingren widened his eyes at the door, looking at the events on the riverbank.
Security Bureau members had already bound the Evil Cultivators, placed them on a large rock, and pulled down their outdoor climbing pants.
A pair of Patrick Star-patterned underwear was fully exposed to everyone's eyes.
Without saying a word, Master Fuli lifted the machine gun, shot a burst toward the sky, heated the gun barrel, and then pressed it against the Evil Cultivators' bottoms.
"Waaahhhh——"
The Evil Cultivator screamed in pain, like a fish on land, struggling to escape, moving in fits and starts.
"Huh... Wasn't this supposed to be an interrogation?"
Ah Qing looked stunned at the scene before her. She hadn't witnessed live confessions before, but the little fox didn't even ask questions before starting the heat, wasn't the procedure wrong?
"We've captured them, and still need to question them? That's not like holding them captive for nothing?"
Snake Woman said curiously, "They say their piece, we do our thing, isn't that fine?"
Master Fuli's procedure wasn't wrong, at least not in the Security Bureau's eyes.
"Hmm..."
Ah Qing retreated into the cabin a bit, sensing a chilling atmosphere from the Security Bureau. However, she thought, she hadn't broken any laws, so she boldly popped her head back out to watch.
"Please, Master, spare us. We've already confessed everything we needed to say, really there's nothing more. We were just here to earn a little extra..."
"These past two weeks, we knew this area was Master Fuli's territory. We wouldn't dare harm a single fox. Even if bitten, we didn't dare take rabies shots."
The leader of the Evil Cultivators, crying, despite being bound, used his flexible body to perform a bone escape technique, freeing himself, and covering his bottom.
Master Fuli personally coming was something they never imagined.
A poaching crime was hardly deserving of this! Please, may Master Fuli see the reason.
The spirit beast injured by the explosion didn't die, did it? We provided emergency treatment and even called 911.
"You make good points, but given the current situation, I'm past distinguishing right from wrong."
Master Fuli cast a sidelong glance at the Evil Cultivator leader, saying, "You were ready to kidnap my mom, and now have the face to plead? I have multiple moms, just like how you have several, right?"
"Huh?"
The Evil Cultivator leader momentarily froze, and his scalp exploded, with his thoughts echoing a single phrase: a wretch, daring to insult my mother.
Understood.
Now everything made sense, just saying, finding a mere special spirit fox, how could it be worth two billion.
In business, how could one make a loss!?
Your mom!
The other Evil Cultivators were stunned too, feeling like they were experiencing auditory hallucinations.
But once they confirmed what they heard, their eyes rolled back and fainted straight away, feeling their prospects bleak, and though still alive, felt as if they were dead.
The Dao Alliance cultivators emphasize cultivating character, but they also adhere strictly to the law of cause and effect.
You bound Master Fuli's mother, we'll also bind your mothers to have a sports class with them.
"Huh!?"
Snake Woman in the cabin, hearing this, was also shocked, throwing out a question mark.
No way... We're in Chang'an here, you dare to kidnap relatives of the Security Bureau's higher-ups, are you crazy?
Master Fuli... He's not a local fox!
[The way of the heaven circles wisely, Master Fuli himself came to teach the lesson of not committing small evils.]
[Wish Power +3]
A golden light flashed, and the wish list related to Snake Woman began to settle in Master Fuli's mind.
Due to Master Fuli's direct involvement, the Evil Cultivator group's destruction led to an explosion of Wish Power.
But Snake Woman made a wish to Master Fuli before undertaking her mission, concerning the safety of spirit beasts.
"Inform the Security Bureau to arrest and bring back those middlemen and poachers to Chang'an..."
"Today, I'll max out my healthcare card—" Master Fuli spat at the poachers, turned around, and issued a vigilante order to Snake Woman.
"Whose healthcare card?"
"According to my medical insurance limit, we'll settle the total injury for that middleman."
"Oh... no upper limit?"