"The photos turned out well. Later, send this set of photos to Grandma Hedgehog too. Let's share them to avoid Spirit Beasts in other provinces hearing rumors and thinking that our Homeless House lacks a Primordial Spirit Beast in residence..."
Ansheng looked at Ah Bai's phone and felt quite satisfied with the photos taken.
The only dissatisfaction might be that the wide-angle was too broad, making himself appear small, while capturing himself clearly couldn't fit Shasha completely in the picture.
"Taking a photo..."
Shasha reverted to human form, squeezed her head between the two canine creatures, and showed a sudden realization expression, saying:
"I get it now, this is about celebrating victory. I've seen even more impressive surrender poses; I can lie on a ship with my legs up, showing off my red behind..."
"?"
Ansheng's face was full of question marks as he glanced at Shasha, who had just spoken some explosive words.
"Did you learn this... from the southwestern sea?"
"Yes, humans seem to really like it. Watching females pose in strange ways, then showing more aggression as if they're very proud." Shasha confidently said, "I learned it all!"
Ansheng: "....."
No... you don't need to learn these. You could just take out the books in the memory library and burn them.
Shasha understood those actions and poses as part of the struggle between active and passive rights in human reproduction.
However, there was no embarrassment for Shasha on this matter, as their species' method of reproduction is completely different from humans.
Or rather, their gender characteristics similar to humans have long since degenerated.
The vital step for the Blue Life species to reproduce is to find a gene compatible partner, then both transform into tree-like life forms, merging together.
Each contributes their perceived superior genes, completing the most primitive cultivation through the tree-like life form.
Eventually, a white egg drops out, and the gene compatible partners who are interested can hatch it themselves, or those who aren't just toss the egg into the nursery.
Watching human affection is a bit like observing an engine's operating conditions; the feeling is one of amazement followed by complete confusion, terribly noisy...
...
The ship returned to port.
The Security Bureau still wanted to inquire about the detailed aspects of the First Epoch from Shasha, but considering Shasha's unique existence, did not continue to inquire but followed protocol to leave her in Master Fuli's care.
When dealing with unknown Spirit Beasts, no matter the circumstances, it's necessary to have a team ready to handle sudden situations.
This prevents unknown Spirit Beasts from entering a stress response due to external stimuli that can't be managed.
Although Shasha's character is gentle and greedy, the Security Bureau does not fully trust her and can only conduct observational inquiries to understand her personality.
Handing Shasha over to Master Fuli is the safest approach given the current situation.
"Watch closely and learn well! Be careful, or the Security Bureau will dock your performance and wages completely." Lu Tiannan raised a hand pointing towards Shasha's retreating figure, mockingly addressed to his right-hand side.
"Absurd, who will outperform whom? It's impossible to tell until the end. How could a mere shark girl from the deep sea compete with me?" His right-hand side cursed Lu Tiannan, his face showing contempt.
"Who knows..." Lu Tiannan shrugged, indifferent to his right-hand side's words.
However, deep down Lu Tiannan knew that his right-hand side was genuinely anxious now.
If he wasn't anxious, when faced with provocation from himself, his right-hand side would usually say "idiot" or "stupid idiot."
There used to be no flaws in his right-hand side's mentality, but Shasha's appearance disrupted it, making Lu Tiannan feel like his chance had come...
"Bang——"
A metallic breaking sound rang out, causing Ansheng, sitting in the military vehicle, to freeze with sharp eyes turning towards the rear seats where Shasha and Lin Bingyun sat.
The right rear side of the boxy military vehicle had completely collapsed, with the shock absorbers flying out, and the round tires were now flattened into shapes akin to roadside manhole covers due to Shasha sitting down.
"?"
The soldier, sensing the tilting of the vehicle, stared wide-eyed at Shasha, sitting in the collapsed military vehicle, with a questioning look.
"A bit fragile..."
Sitting through the vehicle's bottom shell, Shasha showed her upper body and voiced her thoughts to Master Fuli.
"Housekeeper Lin..."
Ansheng, looking exasperated, turned towards Lin Bingyun and said: "I recall Lin Industrial's factory has special heavy-duty trucks for hauling steel coils? Could you bring one over..."
Master Fuli's ability to change size at will was based on the Life Blueprint System and Spirit Particle Catalysis.
But Shasha was different; she entered a certain super-compressed combat state with her host, her physical density raising to an incomprehensible level.
Lin Bingyun quickly called to deploy a heavy truck, placing Master Fuli on herself and walking a few kilometers with the soldiers out of the control zone.
A peculiar sight appeared on Jiule City's roads.
A specialized steel coil truck without railings, clearly in an unloaded state, but the diesel engine roared like a bull, passing through roads with a rumbling noise, even deflating tires.
The leading escort car and assisting police cars at the front experienced the ground shaking sensation.
The staff on the vehicle showed peculiar expressions as they couldn't comprehend the situation happening.
The steel coil truck roared its way to Changxi Town.
It stopped in front of Lin Ying's villa, and Shasha rolled onto the asphalt surface, with the steel coil truck's sagged tires instantly regaining vitality and bouncing up, seemingly dancing.
Yet the village road's asphalt surface bore weights it shouldn't endure, leaving footprints in its wake.
"...Housekeeper Lin, see how this can be arranged, I'm worried Lin Ying's house might collapse if this goes on."
With a strange look on his face, Ansheng turned towards Shasha trailing him.
"....Although this might be a bit impolite, currently the only place to house Ms. Shasha might be the fish pond in the courtyard."
Lin Bingyun said in silence, somewhat helplessly glancing at the garden's lone swimming pool.
She could confidently arrange the accommodation for even the most picky guests, not perfect but making them unable to find fault with the etiquette...
Yet faced with Shasha, a guest capable of defying the laws of physics, Lin Bingyun found reception impossible.
"Master Fuli, I'll go prepare dinner. Could you arrange Ms. Shasha's lodging?"
"Hmm... I'll notify Ms. Lin Ying to ensure she returns on time to dine with Master Fuli." Lin Bingyun threw down an extremely impolite suggestion and turned inside.
"You... will have to make do for now! Lower your density to stay in the swimming pool; buildings built by human standards can't withstand your antics..." Ansheng said helplessly.
"No problem, as long as there's a salary!"
Shasha nonchalantly waved, lying down and reverting to a giant tooth shark, rolling over the lawn into the swimming pool, transforming into the appropriate size within.
"Alright! Call me when it's time to pay my wages!"
Shasha's head emerged from her mouth, said to Master Fuli, then handed control back to the shark.
"Glug glug glug..."
The shark rolled its eyes in despair.
No way, Mom, where have you brought me? I used to belong to a vast blue ocean!