"What are you looking at? Haven't seen anyone order delivery?"
Ansheng used his big tail to carry the handle of the delivery bag, looking despondent as he walked back to the dormitory.
On weekends, students going out saw a fox carrying a delivery order with its tail and couldn't help but widen their eyes.
Seriously, a fox ordered a family meal bucket, can you even understand what chicken wings taste like?
Ordering delivery is nothing special, but at Xinxing Agricultural Science College, anyone who dares to order is usually quite wealthy.
The delivery fee ranging from thirty to fifty is daunting.
Under the stunned gaze of the students, the fox leisurely took the elevator up to the girls' dormitory floor.
After finishing the family meal bucket and watering the tree, Ansheng, full of inner complaints, took a shower alone and snuggled into the bed.
In the blink of an eye, the next day arrived.
While sleeping in bed, Ansheng suddenly heard the ring of a phone.
"Ring, ring, ring..."
"Hmm?"
Ansheng, face full of confusion, poked his head out, lazily stretched, grabbed the phone that was charging, and glanced at the caller ID: [Ah Qing].
"...Hmm?"
Ansheng scratched his head, unsure why Ah Qing, who had Monday classes, was calling him.
"Xiaolan, quickly check Weixin! It's amazing! You absolutely won't believe what I saw in the field."
Ah Qing's energetic and excited voice echoed from the receiver.
"What's so strange again? You better not say you saw Doggy riding people during class..."
Ansheng retorted, lifting a paw and sliding down the notification bar to view the message sent by Ah Qing.
There were over a dozen messages; Ansheng tapped into Weixin and saw a short video, revealing a surprised expression.
"Seriously... Could it be this outrageous?"
In the grove beside the field, everything had become bare due to the temperature. A half-meter-tall statue of Master Fuli made of earth stood in the forest.
A fist-sized ant queen stood on a dirt mound, diligently directing the worker ants below her to transport soil.
The soldier ants formed circular formations around the statue of the Fuli god, their steps odd, seemingly conducting some mysterious ritual, pausing and raising their claws towards the blue sky.
Listening to the background noise of the Weixin video, Ansheng could faintly hear the words [Immortal], [Rain], [Splash].
"This is absolutely ridiculous..."
Ansheng, dumbfounded, pressed the voice button to complain to Ah Qing.
Earlier, when there was an ant problem in Ah Qing's field, Ansheng thought of biological control methods, watering a nest of big-headed ants in the forest for several days, asking them for a small favor.
When they were idle, they would go kill the red fire ants in Ah Qing's field.
Later, Ansheng tracked down to the ancestor of the red fire ants, captured the treasure tree ant, and eradicated the ant problem.
As a result... The big-headed ants were too idle, and since the queen ant had completed spiritualization first, they started causing a stir.
"Right, right! Super amazing! Quickly tell me, are the big-headed ants your little pets..."
Ah Qing sent a voice message, smiling and asking the little fox.
From the ant queen's anomalies and the fox-shaped ant nest, Ah Qing quickly thought of the little fox, and the previous red fire ant situation in the field.
The big-headed ant queen is definitely a spirit beast!
"......"
After a moment of silence, Ansheng replied: "When you return to school later, bring that big-headed ant with you, it's a VIP in the ideological and political course at the ecological base."
"Just say it was ordered by the 'Rainy Fox Immortal', that big-headed ant will follow you back."
Though it seemed outrageous, Ansheng planned to cover the big-headed ant's meal plan.
"Treasure tree spirit liquid comes from the treasure tree..."
"Then..."
Ansheng slightly raised his hind leg, showing a peculiar expression, looking at the little tea tree so happy it almost stomped its feet.
"When I relieve myself on the treasure tree, what kind of spiritual liquid can be concentrated by the treasure tree after refining?"
The effects of treasure tree spirit liquid are basically equivalent to an ultimate spirit particle potion, with a high probability of transforming creatures into the treasure tree's lineage of spirit beasts.
And my 'morning relief', seemed no less effective than treasure tree spirit liquid.
Black-breasted cockroach, little tea tree, and now the mouse dancing in the ancestral home, have all been directly or indirectly enlightened by my 'morning relief'.
"If I have time, I'll relieve myself on Old Wang's leg to test its strength."
Ansheng muttered an extremely unethical idea in his mind, and left the balcony.
The little tea tree and black-breasted cockroach on the balcony, hearing Master Fuli's mutterings, exchanged looks and gave each other a big question mark.
Master Fuli... has a tree outside?
The little tea tree was shocked, its crown leaves standing upright.
The black-breasted cockroach was also surprised, fluttering away to the next room, seemingly preparing to do something.
...
Ansheng walked out from the dormitory, leisurely strolling to the nest to make a call to Housekeeper Lin.
These past three days have been either busy or because Ah Qing was around. Lin Ying came from afar but hasn't had time to entertain her properly.
Ansheng planned to ask if Lin Ying had returned, If not, to meet up.
"Hmm? Why is Jellyfish looking wilted again?"
Ansheng sat down at the tea table, glancing at Jellyfish Lady, who seemed to have fainted again, and asked the fat cat beside her.
"Oh, Jellyfish bet eighty thousand to set up a team called the Dark Night Heroes Action Squad, quadrupled to four hundred thousand, and called the housekeeper to brag..."
"As a result, the housekeeper was kidnapped for breeding, and when Jellyfish called, those people happened to hear and directly asked Jellyfish for four hundred thousand, leaving her twenty yuan for two meal combos..."
The fat cat scratched its butt, explaining the cause and effect of Jellyfish Lady fainting from crying.
The fat cat knew Jellyfish Lady's debt situation and wasn't surprised she was using money to pay off debt.
"Oh?"
Ansheng was startled, as if rediscovering Jellyfish Lady; in just a few days, she had become quite human-like.
As for Housekeeper Lin being taken to make adult films, Ansheng wouldn't believe a word.
That fellow is very clever, excellent at selling owners; Jellyfish Lady might not even be selected for a series before Housekeeper Lin would be.
"Fat cat, transfer twenty thousand from the Security Bureau's public account to Jellyfish's Weixin."
Ansheng chuckled, giving an instruction, and dialed Lin Bingyun's phone number.
A moment later, the call connected.
"Master Fuli, good morning." Lin Bingyun's voice appeared from the receiver, filled with a smile.
"Good morning. Where's Lin Ying? Has she returned yet? I've been busy these two days."
"Miss hasn't returned yet; she's been waiting for you to personally deliver a birthday gift." Lin Bingyun said.
Lin Ying hasn't returned to Xia Dong; she's actually on a business trip currently.
Once she finishes celebrating Master Fuli's birthday, she should return to America's ancestral home to continue unfinished matters.
However, due to Master Fuli's earlier reminder, Grandmaster Lin's strategic deployment on the Tropical Continent has undergone some changes, gradually withdrawing from the frontline battlefield.
Instead of going head-to-head with Mayflower, they choose to observe what might emerge from the ruins mobile boxes.
With strategy changes, Lin Ying's originally planned half-month business trip schedule turned into a downtime.
"Birthday gift?" Ansheng exclaimed in surprise: "The one you gave me earlier..."
"That was just a show for Miss Ah Qing, the real gift is in the basement. Shall I come to pick you up?"