"Ah～ It's so nice to be back at school, getting welcomed by the little guys right as we step in."
Ah Qing came out of the airport, and by the time she returned to the Xiqi Campus, it was already 5 in the evening. A new Snow King had opened nearby the campus gate, and in the gaps of the fence, a big-bottomed Doggy was stuck.
"Woof...."
Doggy saw Master Fuli and Ah Qing, and began to complain with a face full of grievance.
The cafeteria food is too good, and the snacks in the next courtyard are free to eat. In just two months, I've gotten so fat I'm stuck in the railings, unable to get in or out...
"The notorious chicken from next door has come attacking!"
Ah Qing hadn't even had time to help Doggy stuck in the railing, when the students at the gate of the College of Agriculture screamed in horror, clutching two roasted sweet potatoes and fleeing in panic down the internal road.
A bright red three-yellow hen, the size of a turkey, with fierce eyes, flapped its wings, flying low and kicking a student attempting to steal it for a snack from the College of Agriculture into the ditch.
"Cluck gugu!"
The three-yellow hen landed, took a leap, and its uncut beak attacked the behinds of the students from the College of Agriculture like a woodpecker pecking wood.
Even before entering the school gates, the chaos of chickens and dogs inside was evident.
"Ah Qing... is this normal?" Ansheng asked Ah Qing, his face hard to maintain.
Ah Qing showed a confident expression, helped the Doggy stuck at the gate stand up, and dragged her suitcase into the campus:
"Of course it's normal! Some early-ripening crops have matured, and Spirit Beasts from the Beast Taming Sect next door are sneaking into our Medicine King Sect's spiritual fields to feast on spiritual fruits. As disciples of the Medicine King Sect, we all emerge to resist the invasion from rival sects!"
"The Spirit Beasts can take care of themselves, tonight we'll be able to eat chicken legs. Not to mention, the meat of the edible animals raised by the School of Animal Science next door is extremely tender..."
Ah Qing, full of amusement, recited the usual jocular quotes used between the two colleges to the little fox.
The animals raised by the School of Animal Science, as long as they don't have an ID tag on their necks, aren't part of the curriculum, and those who sneak into the College of Agriculture to steal crops from the experimental fields usually end up being cooked by the students there.
Even if they do have identity tags, if they steal the College of Agriculture students' work,
The students will still stew and eat them.
The semester at Xinxing Agricultural Science College has been underway for some time. The ripened crops are now grown, and the experimental animals raised by the School of Animal Science are also becoming lively. The term has entered the offensive and defensive stage between the two colleges.
The tradition of the offensive and defensive battle between the two colleges starts from the second year until graduation at the fifth year.
"Ga—"
Ah Qing skillfully navigated the road, even with a small fox on her shoulder and dragging a suitcase with her right hand, she still managed to grab the neck of the three-yellow chicken that was wreaking havoc, causing it to squawk "Ga".
After catching a fat chicken, Ah Qing hurriedly made her escape, not bothering to catch other small animals.
A 70-day-old chicken is enough for the dorm's four people for a midnight snack.
It's important to leave some for classmates, otherwise, they might have complaints.
"I picked up a chicken at the gate, who has seasoning?"
Ah Qing pushed open the dorm room door, lifted the turkey-sized three-yellow chicken, smilingly addressed the three lying around in the dorm.
"A chicken? How about making a tea-scented smoked chicken? I still have two boxes of tea leaves that I haven't sent home." Momo leaned over to the bed, asking opinions from her roommates.
"I have no objections," Lingren replied.
"Read." Tang You responded concisely.
"Xiaolan, go get rid of it quickly!" Ah Qing looked at the little fox on her shoulder, signaling him to deal with the chicken.
"Do I look like I have hands?" Ansheng rolled his eyes and retorted, jumping down from Ah Qing's shoulder, swaying his tail as he went to the balcony, looking at the little tea tree pretending to be dead, he raised his hind leg and peed a stream.
As Master Fuli's urine soaked down, the little tea tree, originally leaning against the wall dead, suddenly came alive, its trunk visibly exuding a vibrant green.
Tender buds sprouted from the tip, and the ravenous black-chested cockroach, seeing the tree sprout, gleamed with gold, pounced like a hungry tiger, clamping onto the buds and sucking hard.
"Zzz zzz zzz—"
The black-chested cockroach ate while crying, pouring out its grievances to Master Fuli.
It followed the little tea tree and Master Fuli back home for the competition.
But ever since Master Fuli went to Tea Capital, Lin Bingyun sent both the tea tree and cockroach back to the dorm first.
Without Master Fuli's nourishment and due to the winter, the little tea tree entered a slacker mode, unable to sprout a twig of new buds for days.
In recent days, the ravenous muscle mass of the black-chested cockroach drops rapidly.
Moreover, there are birds wanting to chase it away to occupy the small tea tree to build nests.
The black-chested cockroach showed a sad expression like a "useless husband" in the movies.
Its face creased with indignation, it sighed and flew from the balcony to the roof after eating.
"Caw—"
A distorted cry sounded, and a large number of brown eagle feathers drifted down from the roof.
"Unbelievable...."
Sitting in front of the balcony, Ansheng shook his head, not interfering with the social activities of the black-chested cockroach.
"Ah Qing, I'm going to say hello to the fat cat, I'll be back soon to watch short videos."
Ansheng nimbly evaded Lingren's hugs, leapt onto the windowsill, murmured to Ah Qing, leisurely left the dormitory, and headed to the back of the cafeteria.
Inside the campus, chaos still reigned, but defeated quadrupeds were all bagged, heads, tails, and limbs exposed, hanging from bamboo poles in front of the experimental field as makeshift scarecrows.
"Fat Cat!"
Ansheng, after scanning his face to enter the den, looked at the fat cat sprawled on a yoga ball watching a movie and said:
"Since I've been gone, has there been any little tyrant disobeying the Fox Immortal around Qinling?"
"Master Fuli, you're back?" Fat Cat greeted Master Fuli:
"There's not much going on in Qinling, but a group of elderly folks with ceramic boxes have come to our school hoping to apprentice. Good heavens, since they arrived, even the brooms weigh dozens of pounds more."
Fat Cat commented in amazement, mentioning recent happenings in school.
Since those old men started working, even the ordinary broomsticks became 40-kilogram solid iron bars.
A single strike could instantly kill a crocodile, leaving a psychological shadow in the lake crocs.
"Let them apprentice! I'll go and use some Spirit Particle Potions as acupuncture needles and stab their asses, guaranteeing they'll pee three feet in the wind...."
"But... why is there suddenly a large fish tank in my tea room?"
The visit of Taoist practitioners for apprenticeship wasn't surprising to Ansheng, as it had little to do with him; he merely arranged their visit. It was the Security Bureau who actually had matters for the Taoist practitioners.
However, Ansheng was startled to find a large fish tank about three meters long had appeared in his tea room corner.
"Oh, that fish tank! It was given to you by some family's old butler, Master Fuli."
Fat Cat thought for a moment and said.
"...You're utterly shameless!" Ansheng remarked with a face full of exasperation towards the fish tank.
In the fish tank was a pale blue jellyfish, emitting a sparkling glow all over.
It clung to the tank wall, slowly poking out a jellyfish head to quietly watch the hundred-inch big TV.
Seeing its sneaky behavior, Ansheng didn't need to think twice to know who it was.
This sneaky jellyfish could only be that big fool Feina.
"Fox Brother～ don't scold Feina like that, I really know my mistakes now..."
The jellyfish jumped out of the tank, smiling ingratiatingly, wiped its tentacles, and began massaging Master Fuli's shoulders:
"I was immature before, with a stinky mouth, offending Fox Brother, but wasn't I young? I didn't understand Fox Brother's greatness..."
Ansheng glanced at Feina and complained: "How much debt do you owe to turn into this servile maid form?"
"...Thirty million, plus being wanted in Xiya Country, and a small debt of two million to casinos, with over thirty goons throwing red paint on my house, wanting to film AVs of me." Feina said with a distressed expression:
"I intended to make big money, but my luck wasn't very good, nearly ending up like a lady on the Titanic...."
"A lady on the Titanic?"
"Yeah! The end result is going overboard!"
"...."