"Xiaolan! Run quickly!"
"That Maple Country girl just ate poop! Her mouth has poop in it!"
Amidst Qiu Lingling’s frantic yelling, the pale yellow Labrador soaking in the river looked at the white fox on the other side with its eyes shining.
The Labrador, with its standard gas cylinder body, swam in the river like a submarine surfacing with an incredible presence.
Labrador, Water Hunting Dog, Fox...
All the elements were complete.
"I... What the heck!?"
Ansheng was taken aback by the words and quickly climbed up Yu Xueqing’s backpack, forming a real fox hat on Ah Qing’s head, not daring to come down.
"Ah!?"
Yu Xueqing was equally shocked upon hearing this and quickly dispersed the koi fish gathered by the river, asking Qiu Lingling, "What... did it eat?"
"From a child’s pants! Stop asking! Run!"
Seeing Yu Xueqing not running, but still curious about what the Maple Country girl ate, Qiu Lingling couldn’t help but shout out angrily.
While saying this, Qiu Lingling glared at her own Tu Song, Abai.
Didn’t I tell you not to go over? You silly Abai, still going to lick that Maple Country girl’s mouth!
I’ll stew you when we get home.
"Awooo...." Tu Song Abai looked bewildered, not knowing what it did wrong.
......
Seeing the Labrador, referred to as Maple Country girl by Qiu Lingling, swimming towards her, Yu Xueqing swallowed her saliva, holding the fox coiled on her head and ran towards the small bridge.
She was preparing to tug with the Labrador from the bridge.
The Labrador swam to the left, Ah Qing ran to the right.
One person, one fox, one dog, were in a standoff, staring at each other across the river and within the river.
Fortunately.
There wasn’t a decades-long standoff; the Labrador’s owner was actually a friend of Qiu Lingling.
Yu Xueqing ran to Qiu Lingling’s side, and Qiu Lingling’s friend directly held down the pale yellow Labrador.
Having experienced petting foxes at the Changping Mountain Pet Paradise before, with an itch in her heart, Qiu Lingling originally wanted to ask Yu Xueqing out to stroll with the fox.
To satisfy her craving for foxes.
As a result, when they arrived at the Youth Palace, they happened to encounter a dog-walking buddy from before, Huang Changle and the Labrador named Maple Country girl.
They were originally just walking the dog, but once they met the grandma with her grandson on the Youth Palace lawn and the Labrador broke loose.....
The romantic afternoon, beautiful fox, all those dreams of the good times were shattered.
"Whew..."
The pale yellow Labrador plopped down on the lawn and looked towards its owner with a face full of worries, sighed, revealing its round belly to everyone.
After the Labrador’s long sighs, it still looked at the white fox with shining eyes.
Along with its worried expression, it seemed to ask its owner: Why don’t you want a fox?
Tu Song Abai got near Maple Country girl, just about to stick out its tongue, when Qiu Lingling’s slap arrived as expected.
"Eeenggg....."
The little fox had a face full of odd expressions and refused to come down despite all the sweet talk from Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling, building a nest on Yu Xueqing’s head.
To let a fox and two hunting dogs socialize?
Don’t make me laugh.
Do you want to see what breed of social terrorist that Maple Country girl is?
If I licked it once, Ah Qing might pull out my tongue and scrub it with a shoe brush.
If it licked me once, Ah Qing might shave off my fluffy snow-white fur.
Not going anywhere.
No matter what you say, I’m staying up here.
Although the little fox didn’t come down, it continuously moved around in Yu Xueqing’s, Qiu Lingling’s, and Huang Changle’s arms, its soft sounds uninterrupted.
Tu Song Abai and Maple Country girl, unlike their usual selves, were not sprinting excitedly on the grass.
The two big dogs squatted on the ground, panting with their tongues, their eyes and heads following the fox as it moved back and forth.
Brother... you smell so good!
Shall we play hide and seek in the woods?
The dogs’ full attention was on the little fox, analyzing it back and forth.
Qiu Lingling’s friend Huang Changle, with a face full of embarrassment, invited Qiu Lingling and Yu Xueqing to have steam stone pot fish at a pet-friendly restaurant next to the Youth Palace.
Today, her Labrador practically poked a hole in the sky.
Scaring the fox away.
The result was Tu Song Abai having its mouth slapped crooked.
But Tu Song Abai still really liked being near Maple Country girl.
Tu Song Abai was a male hunting dog, and Maple Country girl was a female Water Hunting Dog originally from the Maple Country.
No matter how much Qiu Lingling tried to stop it, she couldn’t stop Tu Song Abai’s eager attempts to please.
After a meal of steam stone pot fish.
The fox was licking its mouth contentedly.
Tu Song Abai ate until it was full to the muzzle.
And the culprit, Maple Country girl, just sat on the ground like a heavy tank, humming, its face full of longing as it watched its owner, occasionally stepping forward.
At the end, when the event cleared out.
Huang Changle apologetically thanked Qiu Lingling and Yu Xueqing, saying they should hang out again next time.
Yu Xueqing and Huang Changle exchanged WeChat contacts.
"Xiaolan, you too, why weren’t you more enthusiastic when Aunt Changle treated us today?"
Yu Xueqing started the car, driving home, talking to the little fox in the passenger seat.
"Eeenggg.... "
Ah Qing..... It’s not my fault for some things. That Labrador was shadowing me the whole time, fully looking like ’Brother, you smell so good’, what could I do, I was also very desperate, okay!
The little fox sighed. Naturally, it was very happy about being invited to a meal.
But unfortunately, the Maple Country girl was too frightening, and she carried biochemical weapons with her all the time...
Forget socializing.
Ansheng was worried the Maple Country girl would eat him.
"Alright! You go play with Lai Foo! I need to start my live stream later."
The e-car was back at home, and it was almost seven at night, about an hour late compared to their usual streaming time.
But the stream didn’t have to be live, as long as she met the daily streaming time, she could earn a bit of electricity fee.
Yu Xueqing patted the fox’s butt, telling the well-fed fox to get some exercise, not to eat and sleep immediately.
Yu Xueqing got home and started preparing for the stream.
"Eeenggg..."
Ansheng, who jumped out of the passenger seat, didn’t run next door to find Lai Foo and the Shepherd Dog for a patrol, but instead, with sparkling eyes, circled around the house and the house across the street.
Ansheng was pondering a question.
The newly moved-in couple across the street already stated in their wish list they were playing spy games.
So now, Ansheng was considering whether he was on their record, too? If he appeared in the live stream, would Ah Qing lament the adoption of a national second-class protected animal, shedding tears?
Forget it.
For now, he decided not to think about those things and just shake his big tail around in Ah Qing’s live stream, getting the food expenses from the neighbors before worrying about other things.
If there were no ’sports car’ rewards tonight.
Tonight, he’d go to their house, letting them witness what fingerprint payment is all about.
Kidding.
Other Spirit Beasts might have to study, but he at least graduated from a diploma mill, and even though paying for tuition is enough to enroll, he at least graduated, right?
Ansheng ran into the house.
While on another side unknown to Ansheng.
The newlywed couple across the street sat on their sofa scratching their heads, looking at the tablet:
"An hour has passed, why hasn’t the stream started yet?"
"I’ve been sitting on my hemorrhoids for so long...."