"...Do you want me to introduce you?"
Wang Qiqi was stunned upon hearing this, looking at Master Fuli's righteous face, and immediately showed a helpless smile, "Alright, alright, since Master Fuli isn't planning to hide the past, I'll say it..."
Judging from Master Fuli's expression, he clearly planned to prank those cultivators. Although from an official perspective, Wang Qiqi shouldn't say these words, but from Master Fuli's perspective, some things aren't exactly lies either.
Master Fuli, although he despises evil.
But he can't resist that villains might explode coins.
"The so-called Fox Immortal Master you mentioned is coded as [Master Fuli] in our Security Bureau's files."
Wang Qiqi squatted down, helped Master Fuli's shoulder, raised his hand to point to him, and looked at the cultivators, saying:
"The master is not an employee of our Security Bureau; he is the chairman of the Polar Industrial Group. Stop checking; Polar Industrial Group is a Rakshasa Country arms dealer. Out of every ten fully automatics delivered worldwide, one is shipped through Master Fuli's Polar Industry."
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Wang Qiqi spoke with a serious face, the cultivators were stunned upon hearing it, slowly dropping a question mark.
"At the same time, Master Fuli is also the big freighter tycoon and duty-free business king of Xia Dong Region. Under him are more than a hundred large freighters; in the future, if you need American or Canadian version fruit phones, you can find the master, guaranteed genuine and quality with a zero-price purchase video by the brothers."
"If it was some years ago, maybe you could stealthily work backstage to get official guarantees."
Wang Qiqi said, and on the cultivators' side, their faces were already showing some embarrassment, turning pale.
"By the way, you want to invite Master Fuli to appear, join the Taoist League as a Supreme Offering and Sacred Beast, I suggest you first go fight Lin's Capital. As far as I know, Master Fuli is an auspicious symbol of Lin's Capital."
"Lin's isn't very strong, just has some fighter jets, missiles, tanks, able to mobilize the Eastern Seventh Fleet's carrier to deter small countries." Wang Qiqi patted Master Fuli's chest, saying, "Feel free to invite Master Fuli back to the Taoist League! It's nothing big."
"At most, everyone in the Taoist League will be sentenced to life imprisonment, I've calculated everything clearly for you."
"And Master Fuli, although he can speak, and even remotely control crime groups, he is still a fox, our current laws can't handle him. He neither belongs to people, nor things, even more outrageous is that he doesn't even have household registration, can you say this isn't absurd..."
"When it comes to sentencing, we wouldn't know where to start."
Every sentence Wang Qiqi said made the cultivators' expressions visibly change, and they quietly moved back, the atmosphere extremely awkward.
Though the cultivators' powers weren't weak, they were at least educated, or legal citizens who went through a full nine-year compulsory education.
The things Master Fuli did, even just one put on a human, would earn them the title [Xia Country's most brutal bandit of this century].
Everyone listening was breaking into a cold sweat, looking at the white fox sitting on the ground with raised head.
"Is... he scaring us?" Liu Lingyu tentatively raised her arm to ask.
"I eat the national grain; now it's work time. What I say has credibility, absolutely not a joke,"
Wang Qiqi said seriously, looking at Liu Lingyu, "Master Fuli is really very brutal; just a few days ago while traveling in the North, he melted an old lady on the street, and the blood splattered for miles..."
"Ah haha..." Liu Lingyu turned away without leaving a trace, hiding behind Liu Qunqing, emitting bursts of awkward laughter.
"Master Fuli is so interested and elegant, truly romantically inclined, worthy of being a three-good Fox Immortal..."
"Yes, yes, Fox Immortal Master is amazing, it's getting late, I should return to work at my sect, the pilgrims must be waiting impatiently, right?" A cultivator awkwardly laughed, flipping over the corridor railing and landing on the next level.
"Wait for me, just right on the way, I'll hitch a ride..."
"Long live Fox Immortal Master—"
The existence of the Imperial Guards, although it subverted the views of cultivators, the cultivators simply refused to accept reality and strongly rejected the Imperial Guards.
But overall, they weren't afraid; everyone follows the law, the Security Bureau won't bother them unless it's a principle issue.
However.
They were now afraid of Master Fuli, almost as if afraid that after speaking to Master Fuli, the Imperial Guards would treat them as traitors and spies, detain them back to the bureau, and directly give them a severe punishment.
Within three minutes, not a single shadow was left in the corridor.
Master Fuli and Wang Qiqi looked at each other, and in the next second, the sound of soft moaning and a girl's laughter filled the corridor.
"Hahaha... As expected of Master Fuli, just throwing out a few names scared them into fleeing with their tails between their legs." Wang Qiqi said with a face full of delight.
"You need to cooperate, or else they wouldn't believe just by my words!"
Master Fuli laughed and shook his head; he had no issue with the Hermits, but about the Taoist League, he really had no interest.
He had to shoot videos with Ah Qing and run inside the Taoist League to accept endorsements.
Even though Master Fuli was a Nine-tailed Fox, he couldn't split himself.
His streaming career wasn't even done, where would he have time to manage auspicious endorsements for the Taoist League.
"Alright, I'm going home first, if you discover anything new, notify me!"
Master Fuli replied, preparing to go home, but suddenly remembered something, turned to ask Wang Qiqi.
"Lin's... can control the fleet and carriers?"
"Hmm?" Wang Qiqi was stunned, "Yes, Lin's International has a commissioner stationed in Japan, claiming that the first bubble bath consumed by all the sailors in the fleet is bought by them. From grassroots to commander, to the eyes of the war department officials and generals waking up, all they see first is the Sony big TV given by Lin's."
"When washing, they use Laufen sanitary ware, the kitchens have Gaggenau all from Lin's."
"Lin's corruption is all-encompassing, all logistics and supplies of the fleets are contracted by Lin's International."
"I see..."
"Another day, ask Old Lin to take me to see the world." Master Fuli smacked his lips, thinking Wang Qiqi was just boasting for him...
Didn't expect, Old Lin actually was that impressive, using the money earned from the fleet to entertain the entire fleet.
Master Fuli walked home with a face full of speechlessness.
"Hmm? What's up with your get-up, buddy?" The fox leisurely walked along the road, and Ansheng curiously looked at a buddy sitting in a wheelchair beside the road, legs wide apart with a plaster cast wrapping his crotch.
"I sat on a bamboo chair at a fellow's house, that chair broke instantly, entrapping my two QQs."
The strong student pushing the wheelchair seemed to see the confusion on Ansheng's face, couldn't help but chuckle bitterly, and spoke words he had repeated many times.
From the hospital back by bus, he had seen countless identical inquiries and explained it countless times.
"Hiss... That does sound painful."
Ansheng's fluffy big tail instinctively dropped, covering his small bell upon hearing this, showing a face of phantom pain, he looked at the buddy and cooed, "You're really unlucky, but don't worry, although I can't relieve the swelling of your QQ candies, Ah Qing made tea eggs in the dorm, I'll treat you to two..."
Ansheng fell a step behind, stood on two feet joyfully, pushing the buddy to rush to the girls' dormitory.
"Whoa... such strong recoil!"
"Wait, that's... the girls' dormitory! Aaah, no, I don't want to lose my right to choose a mate!"