The black business car gradually drove into the alley of Changle Street under the cover of night.
"Xiao Lin, I’ve sent you a message on your phone. Please help me buy the items as per the instructions there."
The black business car just came to a stop, and Lin Ying slowly opened her mouth to speak to the driver in front.
"Okay."
Xiao Lin glanced at the phone message. The message Lin Ying sent was a shopping list, listing fifteen or sixteen types of snacks and some drinks.
Xiao Lin took a look and didn’t ask anything. He left the driver’s seat directly, ran into a supermarket on Changle Street, bought a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of water, and then lazily sat on a rest chair to smoke.
Meanwhile, the back door of the business car opened, and Ansheng, with a plastic bag in mouth, darted out from inside.
A white figure flashed, climbed the high wall with ease, and directly climbed to the third-floor window ledge.
"Hey—my favorite is the guy who smokes in the office."
Ansheng had a mischievous grin on his face as he sized up the exhaust fan on the window ledge of Gao Feng’s office.
Gao Feng Consulting Company has, since the last time they faced a deliberate revenge from a fox, locked all the doors and windows after work to ensure no one could enter.
But they only guarded against human intrusion, without building defenses against a fox’s small size.
Ansheng squeezed into Gao Feng Consulting Company through the exhaust fan’s vent.
"This time you’re in luck. Master Fox has made some special considerations."
Returning to Gao Feng Consulting for the second time, Ansheng did not cause massive destruction like before. Instead, he purposefully opened the window, unplugged the power in the monitoring room, and stealthily sneaked into the restroom.
"Kekeke—"
Ansheng checked if the toilet flushed properly, and once confirmed everything was fine, he classically replicated, blocking the toilet with Vidar tissues and glue.
Then, Ansheng stood on the toilet lid, carefully lifted the water tank cover, placed all four ceramic toilet lids on the floor, took out glass glue, and sealed around the toilet lid.
"Ta-da—rotten herring cans make their debut!" Ansheng opened a herring can with a mischievous grin, threw one can into each toilet ceramic water tank, and immediately sealed the tank covers with glass glue.
"Ugh..."
During the process, Ansheng curiously sniffed the smell of the spoiled rotting herring cans.
In less than three seconds, the originally pristine white fox turned red and rushed to the sink to dry heave.
The smell of rotting herring cans is an extremely dense stench of dead fish, coupled with an salty and fishy odor, both combined into an olfactory bomb.
"........"
The red fox gradually went white, silenced by his own instruments, Ansheng thought for a moment, took the special offer hand sanitizer on the sink, and poured it into the last toilet water tank.
After pouring the hand sanitizer, Ansheng opened the last can of herring, turned his head to the side, and stuffed it into the tank, then sealed it.
"Oh right, the sink also needs to be blocked."
Ansheng went to the sink, replicated the previous operation, and blocked the drainpipe.
Then, he poured hand sanitizer inside. When the drainpipe started to regurgitate, the hand sanitizer inside would spread onto the tiled floor through the drainpipe.
"Let’s fix this too."
Ansheng ran to the water dispenser, flipped the water bottle onto the floor, poured strong laxative inside, then ran to the bar on the first floor, crushed the laxative, and put it into all drink cans.
Ansheng picked up a cloth, wiped away both the powder on the bar and the water stains he accidentally spilled.
"It’s a pity.... Ah Qing doesn’t have a USB drive at home. The previous idea of posting the Ant and Elephant.avi video in their company’s client group was impossible to execute."
Ansheng sighed helplessly, showing a slight sense of regret on his cheeks.
Though the little fox spoke of regret, his hands did not slow in mixing the foundry glue.
The existence of foundry glue is quite miraculous. It is one of those items that ordinary families have absolutely no use for.
Common in the mechanical repair industry, it’s reputed to bond naval ships and aircraft metals above, and excavator booms below.
A small can cost Lin Ying four hundred yuan.
The tough guy among adhesives is foundry glue.
Ansheng sealed Gao Feng’s safe, then filled the gaps in the filing cabinets.
The remaining dozens of grams were not wasted by Ansheng, who ran to the teapot display cabinet, messed up all the lids, and sealed them all with foundry glue.
"...... If only the foundry glue wasn’t so thick, and if it didn’t need some time to reach its maximum hardness level, otherwise putting it on the seat would definitely stick that Gao Feng, who deserves to have a flattened posterior, tight."
The foundry glue’s advantages include high strength, corrosion resistance, and being able to patch a hole at the bottom of a ship, making it extremely hard to remove.
But the disadvantage is that it takes time to cure.
Just putting it this way, if someone were really glued tight to their seat by foundry glue reaching ideal hardness, you’d either have to soak it in acid or use a small cutter slowly to remove it, otherwise, you’re stuck in the restroom slowly picking it off.
"Yingyingying.... "
Ansheng left the office helplessly, swept and mopped the room to make sure the inside and outside of Gao Feng Consulting Company was as clean as new, then returned the way he came.
Ansheng returned in front of the business car, jumped up, and tapped on the business car’s window glass.
Lin Ying opened the door, letting Ansheng into the car.
"I wiped it for you."
Lin Ying sent a message to Xiao Lin, then took out a wet wipe from the armrest box to clean the dust off the little fox that climbed through the exhaust fan.
"Yingyingying!"
Ansheng jumped onto the seat, extending his fine fox leg to signal Lin Ying to wipe his paw pads.
One of the biggest inconveniences in Ansheng’s daily life since being reincarnated as a fox is that using a smartphone is quite inconvenient.
When walking on the ground, the dust on the fox’s shock-absorbing pads makes the touch screen unusable.
Moreover, if a fox browses a smartphone without shaving its foot hair, it also affects the sensitivity of the touch screen.
Of course, the sensitivity issue isn’t much of a problem!
What bothers Ansheng the most is every time he sees hair on the screen, he instinctively blows a breath at it.
Only after blowing until his mouth is dry does he realize that the hair on the screen is from his own body.
It’s just.... quite vexing being a fox.
[Go to Changping Mountain Pet Paradise, there are suspected spirit beast creatures appearing there.] Once Lin Ying helped wipe his paw pads clean, Ansheng typed on the screen.
Lin Ying nodded gently, instructing Xiao Lin to drive.
...
While Ansheng was heading to Changping Mountain.
On the rooftop of Changping Mountain Pet Paradise, Chen Zhiyu sat on the rooftop platform eating, the corner of his eye couldn’t help gazing at the river in front, gritting his teeth:
"You’d better familiarize yourself with the animal protection laws..."
"Otherwise, if you fall into my hands..."
"I’ll skin you, make a leather bag and belt!"