"You guys... parked the car here?"
Sitting in Lin Bingyun's arms, letting her hold him as they entered the parking lot, and arriving at the parking spot, Master Fuli asked in a daze.
Lin Bingyun parked the vehicle not inside the parking lot but on the grass field, surrounded by several trucks parked on both sides, blocking the convoy that Lin Bingyun and her servants had driven.
A pickup truck frequently used by Master Fuli was parked in the front, followed by a Golden Sunflower State vehicle.
Then there was a tour bus, with the stationary bus compartment extending one meter on each side, creating a large living room over four meters wide inside the bus, with a Cullinan acting as the rear support.
"We didn't park here ourselves." Lin Bingyun shook her head and said, "We were driven here..."
"If we park our car in the parking lot, the manager of the parking lot has management responsibilities. Any incident occurring inside the parking lot, the parking lot bears primary responsibility..."
Faced with an array of exotic luxury cars, a paid parking lot can be described as keeping a respectful distance.
"...Is that really necessary?" Ansheng looked at the row of cars with a peculiar expression.
"The pickup truck is for off-road and pursuit use, the two large SUVs are for Master Fuli's business trips, and the bus, pulled from Jiule City, is mainly for Master Fuli in case he wants to camp outdoors."
Lin Bingyun spoke with a serious tone, explaining the different uses of each vehicle to Master Fuli.
Master Fuli's golden statue is now placed on the Lin Clan's golden genealogy.
Master Fuli can be nonchalant, but as the steward, Lin Bingyun cannot treat things carelessly.
Ansheng: "......"
You squander like this, aren't you afraid that Lin Ying's private treasury will go bankrupt?
"Give me the phone; I need to make a call." Master Fuli said with a speechless expression.
"Alright." Lin Bingyun replied, and as she walked towards the tour bus, she reached into her inner pocket and took out the phone given to Master Fuli by the Security Bureau.
Entering the bus, a neat square living room appeared before Master Fuli.
On the right, there is a bathroom and an independent bath facility; on the left, the kitchen appliances are all available, along with an oversized TV and even a gaming console that Master Fuli might need.
Master Fuli sat on a zero-gravity sofa, and a servant smiled and handed over a cup of sugarcane-flavored iced Coke.
"Thank you..."
Master Fuli, looking peculiar, thanked him, picked up the phone, and called Tang Lian.
"Hmm?"
Tang Lian had just completed a handover and was driving home when he saw an internal call coming to his phone. He picked it up curiously and asked, "This is Northern Pest Control Bureau..."
"It's me, Master Fuli."
Master Fuli directly spoke, interrupting Tang Lian before introducing himself, "I am currently at Spring Mountain Grassland, where there is a music concert going on."
"Seeing those massive speakers sparked a thought in me. With the recent instability in the grasslands, I thought I'd borrow the band's sound equipment to call out to the creatures in the grassland, encouraging them to report any trespassers."
"As for whether they'll comply... trust in my professional competence."
"In Jiule and Chang'an, those Spirit Beast Gang members don't know Master Fuli's name. I have my ways."
Master Fuli's voice, brimming with confidence, reached Tang Lian and Dao Lang Yang. Sitting in the back seat, the Black-skinned Rabbit's eyes gleamed, flexing its arm in a mighty gesture.
Is it time to work out?
Count me in; I can hold my own in an octagon ring!
"Have you done something like this before?" Tang Lian hesitated for a moment before asking.
"Yes, and the results are excellent. If you search for 'Jiule City animal urination' on the Notes app...
Due to my training, now in Jiule City, stray or wild animals, when coming into the city to scavenge food, will be very conscientious to relieve themselves in flower beds.
They won't urinate on people's cars or defecate in people's stores. The orderly toilet queue of Jiule City's animals even made it to the trending topics on the Notes app not long ago.
"Well then... alright! I'll give them a call." Tang Lian agreed to Master Fuli's request, made a sharp turn, and prepared to head to Spring Mountain Grassland to check it out.
Meanwhile, in the passenger seat, Dao Lang Yang also opened the Notes app to search the keywords mentioned by Master Fuli.
The result.
Employees saw a tree standing in the flower bed, and in front of the tree, there was a long line. Cats and dogs were anxiously urging the guy in front of them to hurry up, as they were in a rush too.
"Hurry up!"
"I'm gonna pee on the ground; meanwhile, the one upfront can explain to Master Fuli later!"
"Woof woof — I'll yank your basket off!"
Dao Lang Yang, hearing the whining in the video, couldn't help but widen its eyes. The cigarette held in its mouth fell onto the wool on its chest, causing it to jump up from being startled.
"Oh damn! This is a true master of management science!" Dao Lang Yang handed the video to Tang Lian to watch.
The entire Jiule City is under Master Fuli's jurisdiction, with the city's land being solely upon which Master Fuli can relieve itself as he pleases.
Any other animals daring to urinate at will, the Spirit Beast Gang's dogs will track them down and send the miscreant directly to a pet hospital for a bell removal.
And that's not all; it must personally carry a hose to clean the urinated spot.
Scents are extremely important to animals.
Even more so as a territorial marking method.
"Goodness gracious..." Tang Lian watched the video, speechless with amazement, "Just like that, they clip the dog's basket? Aren't they afraid of the pet owner coming after them?"
"Coming after them? Well, they have to have a door to come knocking!" Dao Lang Yang couldn't help but quip, "These are stray animals here!"
Tang Lian: "......"
This...
Somehow makes perfect sense.
........
"By the way, where's the Ba Mountain Mosquito?"
After ending the call with Tang Lian, Master Fuli comfortably sipped on his iced Coke, noticing the room was missing a mosquito, and asked Lin Bingyun.
"Ba Mountain Mosquito? It's studying inside." Lin Bingyun replied to Master Fuli, "Chinese word order."
"Chinese... word order?" Master Fuli was taken aback, showing a curious look as he walked towards the bus's only rest room, pushing open the half-closed door.
The Ba Mountain Mosquito was forcibly dressed in pajamas, lying on the bed, swinging its little legs, head lowered, chewing on a straw connected to a blood bag while staring at the phone.
The Ba Mountain Mosquito, who learned pinyin, was typing with full concentration, even oblivious to Master Fuli's arrival.
[@Hynes International, screw you, did you hear me? Screw you, respond immediately.]
After cursing this one, the Ba Mountain Mosquito, with full concentration, proceeded to tag another, [@Lin International, come and speak up? Why are you ignoring me? I'm learning Chinese now, come practice with me,]
[@Vimal, don't play dead either...]
[@Srike Industry, point at your son, don't think I don't know about your scandal with the Longevity Club...]
[Your message is high-risk and has been blocked.]
Master Fuli, standing on the bed, looked at the Ba Mountain Mosquito with a face full of confusion, watching it use his Bluebird social account to angrily tag and curse related companies of the Longevity Club.
Master Fuli couldn't help but look towards the doorway and asked Lin Bingyun, "Is this... reasonable?"
Lin Bingyun showed a wry smile on her face:
"There's a vendetta list on your phone, and the Ba Mountain Mosquito is tracing it, saying it's practicing Chinese..."