"I can't let go! Antelope Boss said that if I don't cause some trouble at school today and take revenge for the fat cat boss losing his bonus, he'll stomp on my back with his hooves...."
The snake, asked by Ah Qing, was honest and immediately revealed the mastermind behind it.
The snake's "hiss hiss" turned into a brand new and peculiar statement in Ah Qing's ears.
'I'm afraid of the bull retaliating, so I bit him.'
"Huh?"
Ah Qing was taken aback, and with her exclamation, Zhuo Zicong, who was bitten by the snake, was also shocked and had to give up pretending to be a cool tough guy to try to attract Mo Yi, the campus belle. He cautiously asked,
"Ah Qing, do you think I still have a chance?"
"Is there a problem?" The advisor, seeing Ah Qing's amazed expression, couldn't help but get anxious.
"There shouldn't be any problem, I'll discuss with the snake."
Ah Qing hesitated for a moment, then said, patting the snake's tail, "You can let go now, with us here, the bull won't dare to harm or retaliate against you."
"If you don't let go, when the doctors arrive later, you'll turn into Louis Snake the Sixth."
As Ah Qing spoke, memories of 'Louis XVI' began to appear in the snake's mind.
In its imagination.
Doctors wielding Happy brand blades first chopped off the snake's head then its tail; the snake, feeling its brain violated, was startled by the images in its mind.
"Hey!"
"Antelope Boss may be the boss, but you blatantly ignore Master Fox, huh?"
"Believe it or not, Master Fox can make a call and find a King Cobra girlfriend for you." Seeing a spirit beast meddling in, Ansheng also chimed in.
"......." The snake found breathing a bit difficult.
Its breathing apparatus was now as if being squeezed by Antelope Boss, pressed by Fat Cat Boss, and Master Fox was kicking it hard.
The snake let go.
It withdrew from the black shorts, looked around at everyone present with its nearly three-meter length coiled up, then straightened up and flipped over, raising its head, rolling its eyes, and letting its tongue droop at the corner of its mouth, pretending to be dead.
"?"
Ah Qing froze for a moment, poking the snake, and the coiled snake, upon being nudged, completely fell to the ground as if it had been dead for a while.
"You... are you okay? Hey, hey, hey?"
The snake, a bit annoyed by Ah Qing's nudges, secretly raised its tail tip, nudging Ah Qing's wrist to gently push her arm aside.
Stop it, it's annoying.
Antelope Boss wants to stomp on me, Fat Cat Boss wants to slap my head with a bear paw, Master Fox wants to unleash a snake to bite me.
You guys even want to turn me into Louis Snake the Sixth.
Pushing Ah Qing's arm away, the snake continued to play dead.
Ah Qing: "....."
The students from both schools: "......"
"Doctor! Doctor! Come quickly and check! Nothing is more important now than the students!" The advisor, seeing Ah Qing take the snake down, hurriedly called for medical assistance at the dormitory entrance, dispersing the students.
Even though Zhuo Zicong was safe from the snake's mouth, the dormitory was still in chaos. After preliminary checks ensured the student's condition, he was carried away on a stretcher.
Waiting on the first floor, Ah Qing also handed over the seemingly dead snake to the lab director.
Chang'an City is not the distribution area for snakes.
The snake was caught by the Forestry Bureau in the city, brought to the School of Animal Science for temporary custody before being sent to the zoo.
But somehow, it escaped and almost ended up nestled in a student's pants, clearly a safety incident, and the lab director sighed deeply.
"Ah Qing, hurry and get bubble tea!"
Having helped the School of Animal Science settle the situation, the students from the Agricultural Research Institute were on their way back, but everyone was talking about "Brother Bull" who poisoned the snake.
On the way home, Ansheng saw in the School of Animal Science's enclosure, a female goat pooping, with black, round goat droppings falling accompanied by liquid.
Ansheng felt a bit disgusted at the sight, so hurriedly tapped Ah Qing to show her as well.
"Bubble tea?"
Ah Qing glanced over, was startled, grabbed the little fox's cheek, and began to knead it.
"... Xiaolan, that's not bubble tea, I would rather you poop on my bed than hope you have a day eating poop."
"Promise me, okay? You are a mature fox, don't play with poop, okay?"
Seeing the little fox mistake a goat for a horse, Ah Qing was really worried one day, the little fox would turn bad like Lai Foo.
"Hee hee hee....."
Though it drew a scolding from Ah Qing, the little fox had a big, joyous smile on her cheeks, giggling softly.
Ah, teasing feels so nice.
...
Back at the girls' dormitory of the Agricultural Research Institute, Ansheng was about to wake up the napping panda cub 'Ten Thousand', to notify the fat cat to come over to the dormitory for a meeting.
The honest snake had already spoken.
The snake and chicken incident at the School of Animal Science wasn't just an accident; there was a mastermind behind it, and it was a spirit beast Ansheng had been thinking of.
However.
Ansheng didn't wait for the fat cat but saw Ah Qing carrying a big box back to the room.
"Xiaolan, come here for a moment."
"Heh?"
Ansheng looked puzzled, stood upright, and leaned on the edge of the large carton looking at Ah Qing and said,
"What's with the big box? Judging by the volume of the box, you're not planning to make a home for Ansheng here, are you?"
"How could I make a home for you in a box?" Ah Qing sat cross-legged on the ground, cradled the little fox in her arms, and took out two different mounts from the box.
Ah Qing assembled the mount, placed it on the little fox's shoulder, tightened the elastic band, then took out a nearly transparent dismantled phone and a similar translucent power bank, attaching them to the mount.
"Heh?"
The cloud platform mount made from carbon was as light as a feather; resting on Ansheng, he felt no weight.
Ah Qing drew out a charging cable, stuck it to the mount, avoided interfering with the little fox's line of sight, plugged it into the nearly dismantled phone, and began charging it.
"Ah Qing, if you do this, I might take the viewers straight to the club."
Upon seeing the new streaming equipment, Ansheng lamented with a sour face while looking at Ah Qing.
All Ansheng does is just and fair; full-time strikes on all sorts of spirit beasts, frequenting exclusive clubs.
Are you sure this stuff can be broadcasted?
Aren't you afraid of the Security Bureau checking your water meter?
"Hmm... Want to play with the audience? That works too."
Ah Qing placed Xiaolan on her shoulder, slightly adjusted the phone angle, completing the new evolution.
Previously, Ah Qing held the camera for outdoor streaming.
Now, with the fox cloud platform mount, the streaming phone could rest on the cloud platform, adjustable 360 degrees.
"Hehe..."
"Our fox has turned into a camera too!"
Ah Qing stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror at the dormitory door, proudly akimbo.
Ansheng looked sour-faced.