"Hold tight, everyone! Master Fox is about to speed up!"
Sitting in the driver's seat, Master Fox called out to the bear crew, his small fox paws gripping the steering wheel, twisting the throttle of the specially modified V8-powered pickup truck for disabled drivers, and roared the vehicle into motion.
With the fat cat in the passenger seat guiding him, Master Fox was tearing down the rural dirt road.
Under the watchful eyes of the masked Forest Ranger, Lin Bingyun, and Wang Ya's group, the roaring pickup truck crashed straight through the red-brick warehouse by the roadside in Ankang Town, plowing full speed inside, startling the old man on night watch so much that he leaped out of the security booth.
"... Master Fox, truly authentic." The masked Forest Ranger removed his black mask and took off the protective mask from his cheek, lightly joked while looking at Lin Bingyun.
Lin Bingyun was silent for a moment, then looked at the Forest Ranger and said, "I can hear the subtext in your words, but the commotion caused now is actually very small."
"Since the person could build a factory in the town, it means there are insiders in Ankang Town."
"According to your classification of Spirit Beasts, Master Fox's attribute is likely to protect the local land and water, right?"
The Forest Ranger was momentarily stunned, not quite understanding Lin Bingyun's meaning.
But the couple Wang Lei and the foundation shareholders on the side showed complex expressions after hearing this, looking at the smoke-filled factory with pity.
In Chang'an City, no one understood the value of "protecting the local land and water" better than these shareholders.
Protecting the local land and water naturally meant completely eradicating the local calamities and evildoers.
The fact that the criminal wasn't present didn't matter.
Master Fox would use phone scams to trick the criminal into hurriedly returning to the scene as if dumplings were being dropped into the pot.
Just thinking about previous scam encounters gave the Fox Ecological Protection Foundation shareholders a headache.
Meanwhile, Wang Ya took out a straight wooden stick from the car trunk and walked toward the factory.
......
"Rumble——"
The black pickup truck smashed through the red brick wall, then wrecked the insulated interlayer and the inner wall, the whole vehicle flying over the collapsing bricks and slamming heavily onto the factory's smooth rubber floor, sliding for dozens of meters.
"Master... Master Fox! Is this really okay?"
As the black pickup truck landed, the fat cat sitting in the passenger seat asked with lingering fear on his face.
"What's wrong with that? Didn't you say we were here to smash the factory?"
"Rush in, take them by surprise, and shoot!" Master Fox quickly scanned the surroundings, the interior of the chemical plant still brightly lit, and due to the crash, some discarded rubber tires had fallen to the ground.
A few workers who looked like laborers were moving discarded rubber into the factory.
But now they looked dumbfounded, staring at the airborne drifting black pickup truck.
"Gogogo!"
After scanning the surroundings, Master Fox wasted no time, darting out of the car window, running to the roof, and lifting an electromagnetic emitter.
"Whew whew whew——"
Master Fox pointed the gun muzzle upwards, sweeping a burst at some unmarked metal pipes.
Bullet-like coins shot out of the gun muzzle at a speed of thousands per minute, hitting the surrounding steel metal pipes, splattering dense sparks and making "ding ding clang clang" noises.
"Now!"
"This place is already surrounded by Master Fox. The blond upstairs in the monitoring room, the old man at the door, if you don't want to eat bullets, raise your hands!"
Firing a burst, standing on the car top, Master Fox raised the electromagnetic emitter high, shouting a loud yet childlike warning:
"And don't just stand there, everyone squat down. This chemical plant is now under my control, not Newton's!"
The series of changes left no time for the factory's staff to react.
The employees of the chemical plant collectively looked stunned.
A fox driving a car, a fox wielding a gun, a fox shouting curses and warnings.
"Brrr---"
Seeing that the surrounding suspects seemed not to heed his warnings, Master Fox waved the electromagnetic emitter in his hands, sweeping around the chemical plant.
"Great... the Great Immortal has manifested!"
Realizing what had happened, the laborers were covered in cold sweat, trembling as they squatted down.
Seeing... Seeing a ghost! It must be seeing a ghost!
The Fox God has come to suck the Yang Qi.
"Those upstairs, if you try moving, everyone else will get paddled, and I'll spank you directly!"
Controlling the situation, Ansheng called to the bear crew on the car, telling them to go grab the blond upstairs and the old man outside.
"Ugh..."
The fat cat trembled as he supported the door to get out of the car, while the five bears in the back seat, after experiencing Master Fox's wild driving, started dry heaving as soon as they got out.
After vomiting, three black bears and two pandas went left and right to grab people back.
"Immortal! Spare me! Like a god, like a god, I'm just a fool, please spare me!"
The security old man being dragged into the factory by the pandas was clawing at the ground like he had seen a ghost, crying and wailing, thinking he had encountered the legendary 'Five Immortal Request a Title'.
He had lost his wits, and his chronic urinary incontinence was completely cured, the continuous stream soaking his pants.
"Like a god? I see you like a dummy!"
"In this new age, no more feudal superstitions. We study Marxism and moral and legal education."
Listening to the security old man's cries, Ansheng rubbed his fluffy triangular ears, patted the gun in his hand, and said, "Do you know what this is? This is a gun. Do you know why it's a gun? Because this is a robbery!"
"Call your boss and tell him some brat started a fire, or broke the machines, and get your boss over here!"
"You bring Old Deng over, I'll rob him. If you can't deceive Old Deng here, I'll deal with you harshly!"
Master Fox's voice was childish, but his tone was so mature and logical.
He even refuted the old man's outdated thinking.
What age are we in? Still asking for titles?
Can asking for titles beat a gun?
With my gun at his head, never mind like a god, today I'd be his daddy if someone came.
"What are you all waiting for, call him! Do you need Master Fox to top up your phone credit?"
Ansheng shouted, scaring the laborers squatting with their hands on their heads into quickly making calls, tricking any supervisor, manager, or general manager back.
"Leader! Bad news! A brat from the village set our rubber materials on fire. He's caught, but now he's crying so much he can't even talk..."
The laborer moved the phone so the terrified old man's sobbing was heard in the microphone.
"His voice is hoarse. You better come back! We don't even know how much this stuff costs!"
"A kid? The kid seems pretty well-off. Look, his lighter is gold-edged, yes, yes, he said his family seems to have a Raptor car, V8..."
The laborer cautiously glanced at Master Fox and added, "Even his backpack is Hermès."
The chemical factory under Master Fox's attack transformed from peaceful and quiet to a bustling frenzy.
Master Fox ignored them, if they could be tricked, great, get them in, once he found those illegal pollution pipes, he would plug them right up the boss's posterior.
If they couldn't be tricked...
At worst, it would waste some gas money to go knock on doors, directly sticking an egg beater up their posterior.
"Master Fox..."
Walking with a stick, Wang Ya finally entered through the hole into the factory, glancing at the car top where Master Fox stood, swallowing a gulp, and softly saying:
"I have something to tell you...
It's just that the thing we discussed earlier, now has a factory built on it."