"Hey, fox, help me become a stand-in!"
When Master Fox arrived at the Changping Mountain estate and expressed his need.
The white gas cans exchanged glances until a male Arctic Fox stepped out from the group, bearing a nine-tenths resemblance to Ansheng. With a serious expression, he stepped forward and spoke to Master Fox:
"Boss! Leave it to me! For a mansion with a swimming pool and a bell, I'd do anything!"
As a mature fox, he deeply understood that humans are envious and like to confiscate a fox's little bell.
The moment Master Fox spoke, he realized his chance to rise had come.
Bro! For a mansion and mating rights, not just being a stand-in, even if you let me eat a numb mouse, it's all okay!
"Good, very spirited..."
Ansheng saw the volunteer step up and immediately showed a satisfied expression, pointing towards the estate, and said to Lin Bingyun: "Housekeeper Lin, take him out, and then we go to Hailingong to take a bath."
Lin Bingyun's expression was slightly odd, completely unexpected that Miss Lin prepared a getaway stand-in for Master Fox.
It was actually used here by Master Fox.
Not to mention, it's quite reasonable... after all, Master Fox is really planning to flee.
...
"Boss... it's my first time being a stand-in, is there anything I should pay attention to? How many people do I eat in a day? I'm worried my appetite isn't large enough..."
Sitting in the executive sedan's rear left seat, the Arctic Fox looked nervous as he asked Master Fox what he needed to do as a stand-in.
"Eat what people? Bro, you gotta know, humans are already endangered species, except for artificially raised individuals, there's no wild ones." Master Fox replied with all sorts of nonsense:
"You only need to pay attention to three things. The first thing is, hold your head high and the act of being disdainful of things, the second thing is not to play with the idiot next door, the third thing is when Old Deng shows you his phone, you mimic my unhappy expression in front of the screen."
"Idiot... idiot what?" asked the Arctic Fox.
"Simply put, during the day you see any white fox besides me, all are idiots." Master Fox said with a hint of melancholy.
Thinking of needing to go to work tomorrow made Ansheng's head feel heavy.
With how much Old Deng dotes on himself, there's no need to guess, it's obvious he definitely wouldn't be at ease leaving him home alone. When Old Deng goes to work tomorrow, he'll definitely drag him along too.
Thinking of the tea house boss next door buying an Arctic Fox with a genuine West Coast accent, Ansheng felt like the sky was collapsing, it's not bro then man.
Being at Grade Two but still needing to work, having to face the idiot colleague at the desk next door.
Always gives Ansheng a feeling of nostalgic dread.
"White foxes during the day are idiots..." The Arctic Fox diligently recorded all the points of knowledge.
"Oh! On the first floor of the community there's a border collie, don't go near its wool blanket, it'll go crazy..."
"Hmm... also there's a teddy next to the tea house, that little female dog likes riding males, don't provoke it."
Ansheng began teaching the Arctic Fox how to be a stand-in, and what to pay attention to when replacing himself.
Old Deng's home is on the community's first floor with a garden.
A meteoric-colored border collie lives there, he naturally had no issue when he went to touch its wool blanket, Ansheng even teased the dog all afternoon.
But if the Arctic Fox goes to touch the wool blanket, Ansheng feels the border collie could break the Arctic Fox's legs.
The border collie's preciousness towards that sheepskin rug even surpasses snacks and all toys.
In Ansheng's experience as a fox, if he doesn't warn the Arctic Fox beforehand, given the fox's tinkering hands and curiosity, this guy is eight or nine times out of ten, will end up with broken legs from the dog because of touching the sheepskin rug.
As for the female teddy next to the tea house...
It's not an ordinary small teddy, but a giant poodle comparable in size to a golden retriever.
Seeing a male, she flirts, lures males into her territory, and then begins a phase of aggressive dashing.
Ansheng personally witnessed her riding an Arctic Fox who cried.
A dozen pounds of Arctic Fox, how can it withstand a nearly fifty-pound giant poodle?
"Fox life is tough, bro..."
Ansheng patted the Arctic Fox on the shoulder, saying: "That's how things are, don't panic when something happens, cry out loud you're with Master Fox, the other dogs would show mercy seeing my reputation."
"Yeep..." The Arctic Fox vigorously nodded.
The executive level sedan entered Hailingong, letting the Arctic Fox experience Master Fox's lavish life.
Taking a bath, required three people.
One person to push the back, one to massage Master Fox's little feet, and one to hold the iron file, trimming nails and cutting lengthy pad hairs.
After grooming the Arctic Fox, Ansheng took the Arctic Fox back home to the community, sleeping in the guest room.
Ansheng stayed at Yu Zhenghong's place, not sleeping in his nest, originally Yu Zhenghong wanted to hold Ansheng in the master bedroom to sleep.
But Ansheng, thinking of his snoring, insisted not to go.
Yu Zhenghong could only retreat, placing Ansheng onto the bed in the guest room, but Ah Qing's chamber, due to no long-term occupancy, is piled with miscellaneous items, currently unsuitable for Master Fox to reside.
...…
"Master Fox, it's time for breakfast..."
The following morning at ten-thirty, just back from Changxi Town, Yu Zhenghong, with a smiling face, knocked on the guest room door holding a pet nest, placing the sleeping Arctic Fox into the small nest: "Good, let me brush your teeth, keeps your teeth healthy for better meals... "
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
Propped atop the wardrobe, Ansheng, hearing the bedroom commotion, peeked into the living room, seeing the Arctic Fox Yu Zhenghong took away, after a teeth brushing and breakfast, was, as expected, taken to work at the tea house.
Ansheng couldn't help but click his tongue quietly, glad he prearranged a stand-in, else he'd have suffered greatly.
Even Ah Qing didn't say such cheesy words, how did Old Deng have the face to say them.
Good～
"Hmm..."
Ansheng shivered, turned the air conditioning back to twenty-three degrees, wrapped himself in a small blanket, continuing to nap.
Although, after waking up, Ansheng opened WeChat asking Housekeeper Lin to order takeout, unintentionally noticed updates on Ah Qing's moments, clicked in, saw Ah Qing seemed to be at a racetrack.
In the driver's seat, Mo Yiqing in racing gear, Ah Qing sitting in the passenger seat shooting video, car roaring sounds, tire "squeak" sounds echoing, the whole car drifted out of the curve on the track, accelerating forward.
Caption reads: Zen City Drift Race.
Ansheng sighed with a woeful expression, asked Lin Bingyun to add an extra bottle of ice cola to the takeout.
[Got it.]
[Miss Lin's itinerary has changed, advanced the investment discussion, the flight is tonight, will Master Fox come to Changxi Town for supper tonight?] Lin Bingyun sent Ansheng a new message.
Ansheng glanced at the empty home and his lonely, solitary self, immediately replied:
[Takeout no longer needed, pick me up, I'll play games in the villa this afternoon.]
Ansheng rolled out of bed, went to the bathroom, had a yellow pee and rinsed his mouth, preparing to head out.
The little fox slid along the drainage pipe outside the bathroom, directly dropped onto the lawn on the first floor, ready to wait for the car at the door.
And at the entrance of the community, a moving truck was applying for a clearance form with property.
Ansheng looked at the truck driving in, while Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao atop the truck looked at the waiting fox.
The two exchanged glances, said nothing.
"......Seems like I forgot to tell them about going to Chang'an?" Ansheng shrugged.