"Waaaah—"
Seeing Lin Ying almost fainting from the pain, frantically searching on her phone for ways to relieve menstrual cramps.
If not for being unable to speak human words, Ansheng might have already called an ambulance for Lin Ying.
As a single person in two lifetimes and someone who attended health education classes, Ansheng knows that girls have a monthly cycle, but the books never mentioned that menstrual cramps could be this unbearable!
Witnessing someone almost faint from cramps for the first time greatly shocked Ansheng's little heart.
"First, warm up and apply heat to the sides of the lower abdomen, it's best to make the patient's body slightly warm..."
"And then, gently massage the spasms..." Ansheng pondered deeply while watching the tutorial video, his little fox face showing a look of sudden understanding: "I... got it!"
After viewing the tutorial, Ansheng first opened the door leading to the terrace beside the big bed, letting the cold air escape.
Lin Ying's air conditioning is particularly outrageous, as if she secretly built herself an ice storage.
Every time Ansheng leaves, he adjusts the air conditioning from sixteen degrees to twenty-three degrees, but the next day, when he returns for a meal, it's back to sixteen degrees.
As the cold air dissipates, the humid heat wave from outside rushes in, gradually raising the indoor temperature.
After opening the doors and windows, Ansheng ran to the first floor and fetched a bucket of hot water to the second-floor bathroom.
How to raise body temperature quickly? Besides snuggling under the covers and watching steamy stuff, all Ansheng could think of is using hot water to soak feet during winter, speeding up blood circulation.
"Whoosh—"
Amidst the sound of flowing water, the bucket gradually filled to the brim, Ansheng stood upright, placing his two little paws on the bucket, exerting force with his hind legs to push the bucket with warm water to the bedside in Lin Ying's room.
As for the water spilling onto the floor during the bucket pushing process,
Ansheng didn't care; it could be wiped up later.
"Waaah?"
Ansheng jumped and patted Lin Ying, and with the room temperature gradually rising, her complexion slightly improved, but still pale with a hint of blue, unable to speak.
"Waaaah—"
Ansheng sighed, burrowed under the covers, and used his two paws to grab Lin Ying's icy foot, directly pulled her into bed, spinning her in a circle, letting her lie on the bed, but with both feet soaking in warm water.
Ansheng poked his head out from the covers, grabbed his phone, and snuggled back under the covers, downloading a phone benchmark app for Lin Ying to start testing, then placed the phone on Lin Ying's belly.
"At times like this, a fruit phone is the best..."
Seeing the phone temperature rising, while employing massage techniques to relieve Lin Ying's cramps, Ansheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Right now, without a heat patch, what could warm up quickly without harming people, all Ansheng could think of was the heat-generating phones from the benchmarking app.
Five minutes later.
Lin Ying's body temperature gradually increased, her arms no longer sweaty and cold.
Her cheeks turned rosy, no longer pale, and Ansheng let out a long sigh of relief.
Under the covers, Ansheng laid his entire little fox body across Lin Ying's belly, using his own body heat to keep Lin Ying warm.
Most foxes' body temperature is slightly above human body temperature.
The phone had moved from the belly to the bed, opened the shopping APP, Ansheng wiggled his little legs, browsing the shopping platform while lying on Lin Ying's abdomen, putting things he liked into the cart.
Among them, Ansheng purchased a large amount of glue, from ordinary super glue to crafting glue claimed to stick aircraft carriers.
Ansheng also bought canned herring.
But seeing the price of canned herring, Ansheng couldn't help but gasp.
A can of herring, selling for over three hundred.
However, the online shop explained that the three hundred herring cans were genuinely for human consumption.
The ones over a hundred were fermented and spoiled, not edible, usually bought by internet celebrities for their antics, not recommended for regular consumers to purchase the stunt shop's specialty items.
Ansheng thought for a moment and bought three cans of the spoiled ones.
However, while focusing on the stunt, Ansheng hadn't thought about the psychological shadow that three cans of spoiled herring would cast over his little fox lifetime.
"Gurgle..."
While Ansheng was online shopping, Lin Ying's stomach suddenly growled, Ansheng was stunned, raised his arm to lift the blanket, and through the mountains and valleys, met Lin Ying's open eyes.
Ansheng lifted his chin, giving a greeting.
Lin Ying silently nodded, covered herself with the blanket, and applied the fox-brand heat patch.
......
About half an hour later, Ansheng, free from the day's toil at Lin Ying's, returned to Yu Xueqing's bed, sprawled out and snored.
"Slap—"
After a short sleep, Ansheng suddenly felt someone patting his belly.
Ansheng opened his eyes to see Yu Xueqing, already changed, lying on the bed, smiling and rubbing his belly, looking quite pleased.
"Waaah?"
'Master~ Fox still wants to sleep...'
Ansheng asked Yu Xueqing what good news she had, waking him this early since he didn't have early class.
But the fox's questioning words transformed into sugary, coy super-clingy maid voice in Yu Xueqing's translation ability.
"Hehe... Xiaolan, wake up, it's time to mooch a meal!" Yu Xueqing, smiling broadly, looked delighted at the little fox, her cheek resting on the fox's chest, rubbing against it, her face showing signs of enjoyment.
Xiaolan's white fur is inexplicably particularly fluffy and soft, with a velvety cake-like fruity sweetness, extremely comfortable to the touch, never getting tired of.
"Where to eat? I just ate my fill and came back..." Ansheng sat up straight, smacking his lips, and instinctively yawned, asking Yu Xueqing.
"That's something you haven't tasted yet!"
Yu Xueqing, smiling brilliantly, picked up the sleepy little fox and carried him to the bathroom to clean up.
The fox lying in the sink just fit, and Yu Xueqing took out scissors for trimming pet foot fur, removing the fur between Ansheng's paws.
Xiaolan... seems to have a slight quirk, really likes keeping his paw pads silky smooth.
Yu Xueqing doesn't know why, but since the little fox likes it, she doesn't mind.
"Xiaolan, don't move, there are some stray hairs here." Yu Xueqing, after trimming the little fox's paw fur, suddenly, under sunlight, noticed some conspicuous black stray hairs on Ansheng's belly.
Ansheng's whole body is snowy white, except for the eyes, nose tip, and paw pads which are black...
Hmm, and the black target circle on his belly.
"Snip—"
Yu Xueqing, seeing the stray hairs with delight, snipped away.
The original drowsily-sleeping Ansheng instantly widened his eyes, looking stunned as if struck by lightning.
"Ah Qing, you..."
Hearing the fox's exclamation, Yu Xueqing was puzzled and asked, "That... can't be cut?"
Moments later, after brushing his teeth, Ansheng didn't use the home toilet for the first time, instead running outside.
Wearing a sorrowful expression, Ansheng spread his hind legs over the dried-up garden bed in the homemade yard.
The stream that should be straight somehow turned into a four-way sprinkler.
If Ansheng's abdomen had less strength, the splashing urine stream might have soiled his belly fur.
"......"
Seeing the fox's sprinkler, Yu Xueqing's expression was very complicated and guilty, she had just checked on the phone what those stray hairs on the fox's belly were.
Those so-called stray hairs have a straightforward name in the zoological world, it's called: urine-guiding hairs.
With them, the fox could pee straight in the wind.
Without them, the fox gets a sprinkler.
"Ah Qing, are you ready? The village chief is already at our doorstep."
Yu Zhenghong's voice came from the living room, reaching Yu Xueqing's ears in the bedroom with her complicated expression.
The only good news is that the fox's stray hairs will grow back in a few days.
The bad news is the fox will have to carry a sprinkler everywhere for these days.
"Oh... coming dad!" Yu Xueqing covered her face, swearing she wouldn't get impulsive again next time.