"Eat... eat what?"
Ansheng, just back from a walk outside, plopped down into Ah Qing's arms, but what Ah Qing said next left Ansheng stunned.
"How about... An, why don't you think of a way to sneak into the Security Bureau and steal some Spirit Particle Potions? I feel like your software needs updating."
Seeing Ah Qing's hand almost about to be stuffed into her own mouth, Ansheng couldn't help but mock her, while lifting his hind leg to resist Ah Qing's arm.
The more Ansheng resisted, the more Ah Qing felt that Xiaolan might truly be hard to refuse.
Ah Qing, full of suspicion, looked at Aba following behind Xiaolan and said, "You guys... when you went out, are you sure you didn't sneak a snack?"
"Woof?"
Ah Qing looked at Aba, and suddenly a bizarre image popped into her head, showing herself and Brother Fuli entering the mountains, then seeing a dog eating heartily inviting them over with a courteous look.
Aba's eyes widened in horror as he looked at Ah Qing who asked him, and quickly shook his head.
Experiencing for the first time his brain being overridden by vivid images, Aba was scared silly.
"Good, good... as long as there's nothing, it's good...."
Ah Qing looked at Xiaolan, breathed a sigh of relief, and patted the little fox's belly.
"But... what have you guys been up to, you smell entirely of fireworks and firecrackers? Really unpleasant."
Ah Qing pet the little fox that returned home, scratching its gradually plump chin with a face full of delight.
"Ying ying..."
Ansheng waved his hand, indicating that Xiaolan didn't need to worry about it, as he was tough enough.
"Let's not talk about our matters. Did the anglers catch any fish?"
Ansheng turned to lie on Ah Qing's lap, looking at the afternoon live stream that had just begun.
In the live stream, heat and popularity were rising quickly with the increasing free gifts and likes.
Especially seeing the streamer coming back, the entire screen was asking Ah Qing if the streamer had eaten.
A play on words left Ansheng's face completely black.
"Fishing? No fish caught! The friends in the live stream are here to watch fights. In the morning, four Shimano rods exploded, and it seems two rods with English names, and over ten giant rods of some hall..."
Seeing the little fox ask if there were any fish to eat, Ah Qing explained with a helpless expression.
Today, the river was utterly illogical.
Normally, the river fish would eat bait, but for some reason today, the fish decided to eat carbon fiber rods.
From after 9:30 in the morning, just after Ansheng left, until 1 PM, in less than five hours, over twenty rods exploded.
Ah Qing didn't quite understand rod prices, but she roughly guessed that Shimano and those rods with English brand names should be quite expensive. When the rods exploded, the anglers turned red and jumped into the river to fight the fish.
In less than five hours,
there were already four human versus fish battles, of which three ended in human failure.
The only victory was when a fitness angler directly carried a fifty-pound grassy carp away.
He really walked away with it.
He came in an SUV, but after catching the fish, he called for a driver and walked away carrying the fish.
Moreover, the later anglers said that the angler who caught the fish went to the market.
He said nothing,
just carrying that big carp, walked through the crowd like an aloof master swordsman.
The SUV followed behind him.
"This... is it really this wild?" Ansheng said in shock:
"So you're saying, the nearly thirty thousand real online viewers in your live stream, they aren't here to watch people fish but to see after rods explode, anglers get mad and do real time PVP with fish, right?"
"It's utterly absurd. Humans fighting fish..."
The events on Changle River were enough to amaze Ansheng for a whole year.
"Ah ah ah! My thirteen thousand DA!"
And before Ansheng could recover from the human-fish brawl in the river, an explosion sound suddenly came from the riverbank. A carbon fiber rod over six meters long exploded with a bang, dust flying everywhere.
The angler holding the rod was dumbfounded, his weather-beaten face instantly turned red.
He burst forward, stepping on the stone railing and leaping into the river with an elbow strike, aimed at the fish blowing bubbles on the surface, having just broken his rod.
"Splash——"
The sound of falling water echoed, and various small gifts began to flood Ah Qing's live stream, everyone urging Ah Qing to quickly point the camera over, they just wanted to see a bloody scene.
Ah Qing's live stream content was so fresh, ninety-nine percent of the audience had never seen it.
"Oh oh oh..."
Seeing someone else jump into the river, Ah Qing quickly held up her phone and moved to the riverbank, shouting into the river:
"Everyone, don't get too heated. The village chief just said during lunch that if something happens, even if they have to drain the river, they'd find the culprit and invite the whole village to a sauerkraut fish banquet...."
The village chief Ah Qing mentioned was the father of Chen Zhiyu, the current strongest hunter of the Chen family from Changping Mountain.
"Blub blub blub——"
A predatory fish over two meters long and weighing more than a hundred and thirty pounds, with a Dragon Leaping move, forcefully pressed the angler, drank a bit of river water, then looked at Ah Qing, gently nodding its head.
They wouldn't hurt humans.
Their boss's boss, Taigong, had ordered them fish to play with people here.
"You... mom!"
The angler who got hit by the fish, his flushed face hadn't subsided in the slightest, his eyes red, but before he could hit a round two, a long rod with a hooked tip from the dock pulled the furious angler back to the shore.
"Take a break! That's one hell of a predatory fish."
The young man stationed at the dock under Chen Zhiyu's arrangement looked at the furious angler with a face full of glee:
"No worries, it's just thirteen thousand DA, two rods blew up in the morning, you're not alone losing."
"Boo hoo hoo..." The angler was already crying.
Fishing rods weren't single-use; anglers often buy expensive, high-quality rods for performance and durability, hoping they last longer and can be resold.
Although they can fix it after an explosion, don't even think about the resale price.
"Ying ying..."
Ansheng, being held in Ah Qing's arms, looked dazed after witnessing the human-fish battle, then glanced back at the rapidly scrolling and gifting live stream room.
"Ah Qing... buy me two bottles of cola, and then I'll help coordinate, find more big fish to crazily embarrass the anglers, okay?"
"Though the gifts aren't expensive, one or two cents is also love, right? The viewers love to watch, let me find two two-hundred-pound giants to stroll over!"
Whether there are 200-pound fish in the river, Ansheng wasn't sure.
But if not, then at that time, getting a favor from the Orca Family would work too.
If Ansheng remembered correctly, orcas can also live in freshwater for a while.
When the time comes,
Let Ah Qing catch a whale, then the show effect in the live stream room, Ansheng could hardly imagine.