"If I don't change the sound of the fart from your butt from 'pfft' to 'haha' today, do you really think Master Fox's reputation is just for show?"
"King Cobra, hammer on the wedge on his butt!"
Master Fox braced the used RPG, allowing the King Cobra with a rocket launcher coiled in its tail to hammer away, directly sending the RPG into the steel door of the proctology department director.
What's the story behind this humanoid Spotted Hyena?
Ansheng didn't know, but he only understood that this guy was likely a leader of the poaching group.
Probably similar to those like Feng Wenyu and Jin Wanlin who could use Spirit Particle Potion to enter a state of spiritualization for combat.
Although Ansheng wasn't clear on it, that didn't stop him from summoning the entire village's spirit beasts to beat him to death.
Today, you dare use C4 to ambush me.
If I don't stuff C4 up your ass, how else will the world know of Master Fox's inherently kind nature?
Ansheng relentlessly carved out a three-bedroom, living room, and two-bathroom setup on the hyena's butt, making him carry all unused military gear himself.
After the spirit beasts teamed up for an assault, the entire hyena's form was vacuous, belly swollen, laying in rubble with a black-and-blue face, eyes glazed, soul seemingly out of body.
"Hello..."
Seeing Master Fox stop, Feng Wenyu, who had been stationed in the forest, unhurriedly approached the hyena. Jin Wanlin cradled the bruised Uncle Jin Long who looked defiant.
Jin Wanlin stepped up, placing Uncle Jin Long in front of the humanoid hyena.
"Hmph!"
Uncle Jin Long with an unhappy face lifted his paw onto the hyena's shoulder.
The golden paw rested on the hyena's shoulder, and from the arm covered in scales and spikes on Uncle Jin Long, a blood-red liquid emerged in the crevices of the armor plating.
As the blood-red liquid left, the hyena lying on the ground began to shrink, transforming into a human.
"Hmm?"
Exhausted from punching, Master Fox sat on a camping chair to rest, holding a bottle of ice-cold cola found in the car fridge, drinking heartily.
But when Ansheng saw Uncle Jinlong extracting liquid in a magical manner from the hyena, his face showed a look of shock and disbelief: "Whoa! Could this be the legendary Star Absorption Technique?"
From Ansheng's perspective, he clearly saw Uncle Jin Long's arm resting on the hyena, as the hyena's skin and muscles shriveled, and the blood-red liquid was drawn out by Jin Long.
As the blood-red liquid was extracted, it flowed down Uncle Jin Long's armor to his mouth.
Uncle Jin Long began to drink it heartily, turning the hyena into a blond-haired, blue-eyed foreigner.
Witnessing this scene, Ansheng couldn't care about the ice-cold cola in his hand or the unread messages in the wishlist, he hurriedly approached.
"What, what do you want to do?" Uncle Jin Long was visibly startled by Ansheng's approach, quickly climbing up Jin Wanlin's leg to his partner's shoulder, looking at the strange-faced Master Fox approaching.
"What could it be? Just wanted to see the Water Extraction Technique you just used." Ansheng also climbed up Jin Wanlin's leg to Jin Wanlin's shoulder, looking at Uncle Jinlong's lizard claw.
"What's there to see, never seen an interrogation?" Seeing Master Fox, who had achieved Body Sanctification, come over curiously to seek guidance, the entire lizard of Uncle Jin Long suddenly perked up and proudly said:
"This is our sand lizard ability, originally used to collect dew and moisture from sand in the desert. After spiritualization, it transformed into 'Water Guide', which can directly extract water or other liquids from organisms."
Uncle Jin Long arrogantly lifeted his arm, pointing to the hyena turned human and said:
"I just extracted his spiritual particles, reverted him back with the wave of a hand, leaving him powerless before us."
Although Uncle Jin Long's words contained some embellishment.
Ansheng understood the general meaning.
The ability akin to the Star Absorption Technique he just displayed is an innate ability of their desert lizard clan, initially used in arid regions to collect moisture from dew and soil, a specialized ability of the sand lizard tribe.
But following Uncle Jinlong's spiritualization, the original water-collecting ability of the sand lizard tribe evolved into a special ability akin to the Star Absorption Technique.
Any organism containing moisture, once in Uncle Jinlong's grasp, would turn into a dried corpse in no time.
"With such a badass ability, how come you got hit by a cockroach earlier?" Ansheng asked with a face full of surprise.
"What do you mean I got hit? That was ambush!" Uncle Jinlong's golden scales and spikes turned red.
Jinlong wasn't lying to Master Fox.
Its clan specialized spiritual skill is indeed super powerful.
But.....
The premise is it needs to catch the prey and have its claw on the prey, waiting to activate.
During that wait time, the Black-chested Cockroach had enough time to fire off two to three hundred punches with its four arms.
For the seven-year-old Uncle Jin Long, that Black-chested Cockroach... no, all of those muscle maniacs in Master Fox's family are nemeses.
Who wants to grapple with you?
With one punch sent flying, the fight is over.
......
And just when Master Fox and Uncle Jin Long were discussing their clan's specialized ability.
Jin Wanlin instructed staff to enter the scene, first to offer good food and drinks to the spirit beasts, then to provide medical aid to the poachers before sending them to their lumberjack designated third-party residence.
Lumberjack operations were on a limited budget, not setting up prisons for ordinary criminals.
For these ordinary criminals, the usual detention and confinement method by lumberjacks had to rely on local private enterprises.
For example... a recreation club controlled by Golden Hedgehog.
Local private enterprises were very enthusiastic and friendly, making room for these criminals at their own expense.
Private enterprises were kind, criminals cooperated.
"Tell us your name! You wouldn't want your defeat CG video promoted on the dark web, YouTube, and Facebook by us, would you? After all... in today's information age, who knows, a video related to you might just show up in front of your family."
"Think about it, you earned money for them, and they spend the money you earned, living in upscale communities, leading decent lives, enjoying the privileges granted by the Longevity Club company.... only for it to be ruined by your video."
"They would resent you."
"Your wife would leave you, take away the wealth you risked your life to earn, to support other pretty boys, and even apply for legal restrictions to prevent you from visiting potential children, making you pay alimony every month."
"Your wife taking your money, lounging on muscular men's butts, after getting high off of it, beats your kid."
"You cover all the expenses...."
Feng Wenyu, with his back to Jin Wanlin, wearing a pair of white medical rubber gloves, recorded the hyena, now fully naked after transforming back into human form, focusing on his butt that had been expanded into a large villa.
"A real man, a true gentleman....."
".....a butt can really hold a lot!" Feng Wenyu looked at the hyena jokingly: "Have you made up your mind? Can you tell us your information and name?"
"If you haven't decided yet, I'll send the video to the dark web and notify your colleagues."
"....." The hyena, full of despair, looked at Feng Wenyu as if he were the devil whispering:
"You..... you'll die a terrible death! Doing this, you'll go to hell! I demand you treat prisoners humanely."
"I'm going to send it."
"I..... I'm Sean Sorrens!" The hyena shouted out in despair.
He has a family, a wife, children.....
The future that Feng Wenyu described sounded like a real hell on earth.
Wife taking his money, keeping muscular fitness hunks, using the hunk's butt as...
Just the thought of it, Sean was nearly going mad.
Even Satan couldn't do worse, right?