"Yes, I do sell insurance, but I only have one policy and it's only for one person."
"The insurance is called: A Love for a Lifetime."
Faced with Mo Yiqing's ridicule, Yin Pengfei showed no embarrassment. Instead, he straightened his collar proudly and opened his mouth with confidence, full of cheeky remarks.
"A love for a lifetime? You're probably infected with AIDS." Mo Yiqing couldn't be bothered with Yin Pengfei and quickly walked away.
Yin Pengfei hurriedly caught up, reaching out to press the elevator button a step ahead: "Such a tiring task, how could I trouble you, Qingqing? The metal decorations on the elevator panel can easily damage your beautiful nails."
"I don't have manicures."
"Even without manicures, it's easy to hurt your nails."
However.
Mo Yiqing and Yin Pengfei, like strangers conversing, their dialogues fell into the ears of Little Fox, Yu Xueqing, and Qiu Lingling, morphing into a brand new human language.
"Woof Woof Woof—"
"He's in heat," Yu Xueqing said confidently, looking at the little fox in her arms, "You can't learn this. If you do, even a pressure cooker with extra spices can't contain the sleaze."
......
Leaving the hotel, they got into a small five-seat car driven by Qiu Lingling and headed to the seafood market.
While dining and spending by the sea, apart from going directly to restaurants, it's trendy to buy ingredients at the seafood market and have them prepared at eateries recommended by stall owners.
This method, while not cheaper, offers more choices and a sense of participation.
Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling also witnessed a unique sneaky payment trick from a neighboring province.
Mo Yiqing and Yin Pengfei just brushed past the shopkeepers or passed by the staff, secretly settling the bill.
If it weren't for the payment announcement in the shop, Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling wouldn't have seen how they paid.
Whatever Mo Yiqing looked at, Yin Pengfei would glance at its price and overestimate it for payment, later reconciling the difference with the stall owner.
And Mo Yiqing ignored him, leading Yu Xueqing around the market to shop, occasionally replying to 'file transfer assistant boyfriend' messages with sweet talk.
Qiu Lingling stood aside, feeling embarrassed as she looked at Mo Yiqing with a strange expression.
She found it hard to imagine such a refined young lady, speaking only racy words, her interactions with her boyfriend heading straight into explicit territory.
"Here, processing is 6 yuan per 50 grams, and you can choose any way of cooking."
Carrying seafood into the store, the staff happily introduced the charges to the group.
Their store could prepare anything, with no cooking restrictions or service fees, though the processing fee was a bit high.
"The three of us will share a table," Mo Yiqing said, pointing to herself, Yu Xueqing, and Qiu Lingling, handing over the seafood to the staff.
"Shared table."
Yin Pengfei, after tossing his seafood to the staff, familiarly followed Mo Yiqing with a big smile, leaving a graceful back to the staff:
"Oh! Also bring me a bowl of completely transparent edible ice balls."
The staff, holding two big bags, looked bewildered at the strange group of customers.
The two round tables with tablecloths were brought together, with the three sitting closely, while Yin Pengfei sat alone at one table.
Soon, the staff placed a basin of whiskey ice balls in front of Yin Pengfei, who lightly tapped an ice ball on the table.
"Bang bang bang—"
"In such a scorching summer, how can the Arctic Fox in the warm embrace of a girl resist the call from home?"
Yin Pengfei slowly spoke, whistling at the fox perched on the table, shaking the large clear ice ball in his hand, saying: "Come on, come on!"
"........"
The little fox looked sideways, as if looking at a fool, casting a gaze of contempt at the self-satisfied Yin Pengfei.
"Not to mention whether I'm the Arctic Fox, there's a plate of marinated appetizer platter given by the shop in front of me, and you're trying to tempt a fox with ice?"
"What fox can't resist such temptation?" Ansheng looked at Yin Pengfei full of internal complaints, but he still remembered the grudge of Yin Pengfei giving him the Nine Dragon Body Protection.
Originally, Yu Xueqing had already planned to take him for rabies vaccines.
But with Yin Pengfei's reminder, the dog eight-links vaccine might not be necessary, but the dog four-links one was certainly arranged.
The number of shots in the dog-links represents how many doses you need.
That beast Yin Pengfei caused him to have five shots on his rear in a row, this grudge, the little fox remembered.
"Hmm?"
Seeing no movement from the fox, Yin Pengfei was slightly puzzled, raising the basin in his hand and tapping the spherical ice block on his table again.
Ansheng looked at Yu Xueqing for a moment, thought it over, and then ran over to Yin Pengfei's table.
Seeing this, Yin Pengfei was taken aback, but quickly smiled and said to Mo Yiqing:
"When I was leading a study abroad program in Ying before, the most common animals in the city were foxes. The foxes there have completely integrated into people's lives...."
"Though, mostly red foxes, you could occasionally see some Arctic Foxes as well. When it comes to feeding the foxes.... I'm not that talented, but I have a knack for it."
Mo Yiqing raised an eyebrow but said nothing.
"Oh, really?"
"So, have you ever seen the Fox Light Venom Dragon Drill?"
Seated in the dining room, Yin Pengfei took off his coat and loosened his vest buttons. The little fox casually lifted its hand and smacked the ice ball placed on the table.
The round ice ball rolled and quickly crashed onto Yin Pengfei's lap.
"Hiss..."
Yin Pengfei, having taken a direct hit to the groin, suddenly felt a sharp pain in both kidneys and took a deep breath of cold air.
His smile was forced as he faced the three and said:
"Foxes are highly adaptable, but their ability to dismantle a home is top-notch, and since their wild nature hasn't been fully domesticated, one second they're laughing, the next they might claw at us, which is perfectly normal."
"What we need to do is not just be tolerant, but also try to alleviate its sensitivity through friendly interaction."
Yin Pengfei forced a smile and extended his hand, trying to cover the little fox's paw, aiming to demonstrate his wisdom, friendliness, and gentleness to Mo Yiqing and her friends.
Mo Yiqing & Yu Xueqing & Qiu Lingling: "....."
Yin Pengfei's hand covered the fox's paw.
The fox's paw lifted, covering Yin Pengfei's hand.
Yin Pengfei's hand then covered the fox's paw again.
Ansheng's eye twitched slightly as he picked up his paw and pinched hard at the point on Yin Pengfei's chest, causing Yin Pengfei's expression to change drastically, his face twisted as he shrank beneath the chair.
But all this happened out of sight, with the fox's beautiful back and swaying tail perfectly blocking the view of Yu Xueqing and the other two. They didn't notice a thing.
To them, it only seemed like Yin Pengfei was forcibly playing the blanket game with the little fox, and when the little fox, eager for ice, got impatient, it heavily smacked Yin Pengfei's hand, making him pull it back in pain.
"Hiss.... What the hell."
Under the table, Yin Pengfei took out his phone and opened the Qiandu app, with the little fox peeking in curiously.
On Yin Pengfei's browser search bar, there was:
"Habits of Arctic Foxes"
"How to vaccinate foxes"
"What does a cold goddess like?"
"Do foxes and dogs share vaccines?"
"Illustrated guide to lingerie styles"
Yin Pengfei hadn't cleared the search bar, nor did he care about the fox's snooping, as he typed with both hands, entering into the browser: "What does it mean when a fox pinches my chest?"
The first line on the search page brought up "Zhou Gong's dream interpretation."
The second line was a confusing response about whether foxes knead like cats.
Yin Pengfei paused briefly, then quickly crawled out from under the table, laughing: "Hahaha, the little fox is really enthusiastic, giving me a massage right from the start. His claws were just a bit sharp and scratched me."
"What a peculiar kneading, you dog of a thing, secretly crushing on me, aren't you! Out of the ten items on your browser search bar, nine are related to foxes....."
Ansheng inconspicuously took a step back, retreating into Yu Xueqing's arms, squatting on her lap, upper body leaning on the table, secretly despising the fox-crushing Yin Pengfei.
Ansheng was preparing to complain to Yu Xueqing about how that dog of a guy needed to check Qiandu for picking up girls.
But suddenly.
Ansheng's triangular ears, standing tall, ached as if he heard a piercing noise, but a screeching that foxes shouldn't hear vaguely resonated in Ansheng's mind, translating into a sentence:
[Orgy! Tonight we're having an orgy!]
[I found a top-notch Fiji Cup!]
[Got the cup? Then I'll bring over some ice, yes, ensuring it's all land cargo from rivers, tender and smooth, unlike those rough ones from the sea.......]
From the ocean, bursts of ultrasonic waves broadcasting and radiating in all directions were transmitted.
The little fox, who just spent 11 points of Wish Power in a spree, itchy on its rear and ears, heard the ocean's call.