"Boo hoo hoo... I really don't want to cross-dress."
The handsome guy, drunk and eyes blurred, felt like he couldn't escape the clutches of this pervert, and began to cry bitterly, expressing his grievances.
Why is it so hard for me to date? Female classmates treat me like a sister, sharing all sorts of weird memes with me every day.
At first, my roommates were normal, but when they found out I was from the mountain city, their faces changed and they glanced behind me strangely.
To prove my innocence, I honestly opened my browser and other applications to show my preferences.
Although I explained everything, my roommates looked at me with pitying expressions and swore that they absolutely wouldn't stereotype me.
However.
As soon as the lights go out at night and it's time to sleep, those three jerks have a tacit agreement to sleep with their backs against the wall, their butts wrapped in blankets.
Thinking about this, he cried even more sorrowfully.
Shen Qian, full of head pain, took the sobbing guy back to her place.
Crying in the hallway late at night? Don't attract the other neighbors to come out and watch the drama.
"What a miserable guy."
The little fox looked at Shen Qian's door with a strange expression, then looked at his wish list.
[Shen Qian's wish to desperately want a man has been fulfilled. She looked at the man lying on the sofa, crying like a modern version of Lin Daiyu, and muttered to herself: Damn! Thanks to Mazu for the gift, his looks are just right for my taste. I'll check his birthdate compatibility later and repay the wish another day.]
[Wish Power +1]
[Li Wen's desire for love has been fulfilled. He hugged Shen Qian's pillow and cried bitterly, inhaling the scent from the pillow while sobbing, feeling like he had resigned to fate, thinking there's nothing bad about it... At least, this guy is nice and soft. Things have come to this point. He looked at Shen Qian giving him a towel to wipe his face and smiled bitterly.]
[Wish Power +1]
Both the man and woman were wishing for romance, and Ansheng had already delivered the romance right to their doorsteps, only missing a chain and a huge lock to bind them together.
The romance wish has been fulfilled; the rest isn't within Ansheng's after-sale service scope.
"Shouldn't be much of a problem now, let's retreat!" Ansheng waited at the door for a moment, ensured there was no argument or issue inside, only heart-to-heart talks and a sudden "Oh my God! You're a girl?" shout, filling the room with a romantic atmosphere.
Having taken on the job of matchmaker for the first time, Ansheng had no prior experience.
Though romance doesn't include after-sale service, it's best not to have the newly acquainted individuals end up fighting or have a pervert among them.
Despite that.
The details on the wish list can somewhat reveal a person's character, but what if there's an unexpected event?
After ensuring there were no surprises, Ansheng directed the dogs to retreat together.
Standing in the community garden, he stood on his hind legs and surveyed the surroundings, then rushed into someone's home on the first floor, took some food from the fridge, and shared it with the dogs.
Ansheng sat in the community lawn, opened a can of cola, and since there was no straw, he had to lick the beverage from the edge bit by bit.
Ansheng looked at Tu Song and said, "Stealing sausages, cured meats from people's fridges every day isn't sustainable. On our way to the hospital later, let's take it slow and see if there are any non-corporate-looking loafers idling around."
"If we catch one, we'll snatch his phone, see if he has any balance. If not, I'll get him some online loans, then we'll feast, and he can find work in a factory instead of loafing around causing trouble."
"Woof?"
Tu Song, looking bewildered, though he understood the fox's murmurs.
But he was unfamiliar with terms like credit modifier, principal and interest, online loans, and factory work.
However, as far as being a dog is concerned, Tu Song acknowledged the fox brothers' wide-ranging experiences. If they said it was possible to get food this way, then it must be possible. Just need to learn well.
On the way to the People's Hospital, Tu Song slowed down the pace as per the fox's instructions, specifically choosing alleyways or places without surveillance.
Nearing the hospital area, they really did spot three teenagers riding electric scooters.
They climbed over walls into the hospital parking lot, took out screwdrivers and wrenches, and skillfully dismantled the electric scooters' batteries. One quickly dismantled, another carrying the batteries to the fence and tossing them to the scooter-riding accomplice outside.
The trio coordinated seamlessly, dismantling a scooter in two minutes.
"Woof!"
The little fox's eyes lit up upon seeing this, and it barked to call over the dog pack, then leaped and kicked the accomplice outside the parking lot over.
Tu Song heard and climbed over the fence wall, using a full-force body slam on a thief, almost sitting him to death.
Under the little fox's command, the dog pack split into two.
One group surrounded the scooter rider, while another group squeezed through the fence gaps and cheerfully chased the last of the three thieves in circles.
"Damn! So many dogs! Open the door!"
In a panic from the dog pack, the thief rushed to hide in the security booth. The fifty-something old man inside woke up, glanced outside, and quickly locked the door with a fresh and light-toned hometown accent.
Open the door?
You must be joking with Uncle here!
"Damn! Help!"
The thief climbed up to the top of the security booth, crying for help.
Ansheng didn't bother with the one hanging on the wall, he just squatted on the ground. In front of him were two phones already loaded with payment apps.
Ansheng was ready to teach Tu Song how to lawfully take loans on the phone.
But after opening the loan app, Ansheng suddenly turned around, puzzled at the thieves.
[You can borrow: 100 yuan]
[You can borrow: 500 yuan]
"What the heck is going on here? Regular users can borrow 2,000 yuan right after signing up. Forget being broke, but you can't even get an online loan?"
The little fox muttered a complaint but still obediently started borrowing money, transferred all funds to one phone, and ordered a 600-yuan pure meat barbecue from a delivery platform, specifying: no seasoning for feeding the dogs.
The two thieves were speechless.
But Ansheng glared back at them, saying he didn't call the cops because he couldn't talk, and borrowing online loan for late-night snacks was just a minor punishment.
People are loafers, you are loafers, can't you just learn properly from Chen Nian?
Everyone does petty theft, he earns foreign exchange for Jiule City, now look at what you all are doing.
"Wooo—"
Ansheng called the dogs to block the three thieves in a corner of the parking lot.
Wait until the barbecue arrived, then use several strong German shepherds to escort one person to get the food delivery.
The trio cowered in the corner, trembling, yet their mouths watered as they watched the dogs wolf down sausages, full of grudging thoughts.
Tu Song, full of contemplation while munching, attempted to operate the payment app on the phone screen.
After eating his fill, Ansheng headed to the hospital.
The wish-maker in the hospital was a patient with a herniated disc, seemingly undergoing physical therapy.
As a little fox, Ansheng couldn't heal illnesses, but the wish list details included healing tutorials.
Not exactly healing tutorials, but recommended books and relevant page numbers.
Ansheng didn't expect to heal him, only came to give him a reassuring massage, earn wish points from him, and then leave.
Ansheng arrived at the hospital.
As soon as he entered, the wish list exploded.
Countless wishes surged forth, nearly turning the wish list hot.
[I beg you for a boy, it must be a boy...]
[Lazy morning wants a girl wants a girl, triplets last time nearly killed me...]
[Boo hoo hoo... it really is an anal fissure, it truly is from straining due to constipation, please don't look at me with those eyes...]
[Mom! I'm here, you must be okay, please be okay!]
[Damn you Xu Qin! None of the two kids are mine, you crossed the line! Doing installment payments here? The kid in your belly right now is mine!]
The little fox froze at the hospital entrance, stunned.