"You know what just happened... I thought you might not come."
"I believed in you."
And that's why I like you, Yuuna.
"…"
"You said, 'I'll go to the dungeon.'"
Yuuna's fingers kept fidgeting with the handle of her sword, as if she were anxious about something.
"You shouldn't make promises recklessly... Sigh…"
"Will you help me?"
"…You… Casanova!"
Yikes!
Yuuna's cute outburst was fierce.
How can someone be this adorable? She's the true heroine!
'Really, the most beautiful women are the best.'
"I'm warning you in advance; if you try any tricks in the dungeon, I'll abandon you and leave right away."
"Understood."
Even though I say that, I don't feel like she dislikes me. Yuuna still has feelings, just as I have feelings for her, which I've made clear.
The harem game starts now.
When I, who already have a girlfriend, suggest an unconventional rule to a woman, it's natural for her to feel disoriented.
At this moment, I believe Yuuna has reached that point.
Typically, many harem tales resolve this kind of inner turmoil through sex.
Or with malicious gaslighting.
In some instances, the anguish itself doesn't arise due to circumstances or status.
I'd like to entrust this matter to the heroine a bit more.
Let her think it through, and then...
… I hope she will come to me.
"How about it? Did you find a good place?"
"Let's see."
[「Insight·Crimson」activated]
I'm able to locate the most delectable dungeon among countless abnormal gravitational wave singularities.
With the mythical-tier skill bestowed by the goddess, Crimson Eyes.
However, the quality of the artificial gravitational wave singularities generated at the academy is subpar. The place I recently selected only reached B-class due to its irregular nature.
I believe that finding a pure B-class is as difficult as discovering native honey.
"Today's options are rather lackluster."
The highest is a C-class.
No demonic merchants make an appearance.
"Usually, that's the case."
Yuuna didn't appear particularly surprised. She was a professional who had actual experience in the hunting industry outside the academy. Wasn't the academy more like a playground?
"I found a C-rank one."
"Huh? C-rank should be good enough, right?"
"Really?"
"Aren't your standards too high? Kim Sang-hyuk."
It was possible.
Describing a C-rank as tasteless for a D-rank individual, anyone who heard it might think it was quite a boast.
"We have Yuuna in our squad. We can't be satisfied with just a C-rank."
"Alright, cut the flattery that shows your true colors. You cleared a B-rank dungeon with your genius sister, didn't you?"
"Hey, don't you remember how I clung to you that day?"
I had thought it would be fine since my genius sister accompanied me.
"That's when I realized Yuuna's worth."
"If it was a nightmare zone, I too would have struggled. Even within the same rank, the difficulty can vary depending on the influence of external gods."
"Is that so?"
Indeed, it had been somewhat challenging for a C-rank.
There were an overwhelming number of zombies as well.
"I heard you managed to clear it all by yourself even though you weren't in top form. First-year students are truly remarkable."
"Mm! Our star has a magical power exceeding 200."
"200? Good heavens…"
The other stats are abysmal, but they don't mention that.
Protect our Stella!
"Is 200 a lot, then?"
"That's just barely crossing the threshold of Grade A. Overall, Grade A represents the top 5% of national power. It's called the realm of the extraordinary."
'Overall Grade A…'
For our Stella to achieve an overall Grade A status,
She needs to raise her other stats to the level of her magical power, so she still has a long way to go.
Nevertheless, with her current hunting speed, she might become flawless by her second year.
'Huh?'
Stella, you've been doing an excellent job.
The academy's nurturing environment, where encountering grades D to C is an everyday occurrence, is like a hidden gem.
"Am I overall in Grade C?"
"Close to 60, right? That's the average for second-year students."
Average…
Sang-hyuk, who had forsaken his first year, had a stat of only 5.
He has made significant progress in just a few days, all thanks to Onahole's money duplication.
'I increased my stamina by 15 after eating the mother-daughter rice bowl.'
[Status Window]
**Title: Milf Hunter**
In Milf Hunter, isn't the mother a heroine too? The prince subdues the sexy mom, who serves as secondary loot.
Ignoring her new achievements, Yuuna reviews her stats:
Strength: 68 (+14)
Quickness: 37 (+13)
Stamina: 50 (+8)
Technique: 72 (+11)
(Hidden) Magic: 0 (+3)
(Hidden) Charm: 999
(Hidden) Onahole Mastery: 7
The numbers in parentheses represent the Onahole Collection bonus. When Yuuna collected Hestia, there was no specific bonus. Could it be because she didn't add it to her on-hole inventory?
'What on earth am I thinking?'*
It was clear that Enn had influenced her.
"Did you get your weapon? Then let's go," Yuuna says.
"I'll watch and learn, Yuuna-sensei," Enn replies.
"Hmm, it's strange, isn't it? Each action seems to have impure intentions."
"It's just prejudice! I'm genuinely invested."
They enter the dungeon! Today's challenge is Goblin Attraction, a classic hunting scenario where they face countless goblins in the forest.
"Do you have dive sickness?" Yuuna asks.
"No, ma'am!" Enn replies, as Yuuna giggles.
"Let's check our weapons and proceed," Yuuna suggests.
"Yes, Captain Yuuna," Enn agrees.
"It's exhilarating, isn't it?"
The firearm inspection commenced.
With a pull of the slide, the magazine was checked and then reloaded.
*Click*, *click*.
A reassuring sensation coursed through my palm.
My skill is level 83!!
Could mere goblins withstand my Glock, which boasted near-B-class proficiency?
Time to become the MVP!
"Since they're C-class, the goblins' ranks are two levels higher. We must be cautious not to get surrounded."
I flinched.
All right, let's just get on the bus.
As a long-range damage dealer, I needed to maintain a safe distance.
Yuuna glanced back at me and smiled.
"Relax. I'll take the lead, so don't be afraid."
"Who said I was afraid?"
The Zombie Apocalypse. Huh?
It was only slightly unsettling for academy student Kim Sang-hyuk.
Yuuna bent down and walked, then stopped after a while.
"Why?"
"A trap."
It was genuine.
Upon closer inspection, a large pit trap had been set up ahead.
"Using their heads, huh?"
"That's because they're C-class. The goblins here are more cunning."
"But they're no match for the King-God Empress Yuuna."
"… Stop it already; I can see inside. Besides, don't you have better exploration skills than me?"
Ah, I hadn't even considered using them.
When I activated my crimson vision, I spotted points where goblins were lying in ambush.
"Three on the left, four on the right."
"More will swarm if we disarm the trap."
Yuuna tampered with the pitfall trap, causing the ground to cave in, and then...
"Kieek!"
I waited for the goblins to approach and unsheathed my sword.
'Slicing Mountain Stream Painting'
The crescent-shaped arc of my blade swept across the thicket.
Chyaak!
Oh~~.
'I guess I won't be MVP today. Haha.'
"Finish them off, Kim Sang-hyuk."
"Did you spare one?"
"Yes. We need to make an onahole, don't we?"
"Ah, right."
Of course.
It's times like these when I appreciate having a comrade who knows my skills well.
I couldn't bear to explain it to Stella, so I couldn't make a bunch of onaholes.
After ensuring there were no threats nearby, Yuuna patiently waited for my on-hole crafting session.
Shuuuuuk!
I obtained 11 ordinary goblin onaholes.
[I have acquired "The Concealing Onahole"!]
"Next. Let's go."
The Goblin Cave comes into view.
Goblins were openly guarding it.
"There are two visible, but it seems there's one more hidden. What do you think?"
I check with my keen eyes.
"Right. There are three."
"Alright…"
Yuuna draws out the knife she had put away.
"Wait a moment."
I grasp Yuuna's supple thigh.
Swiftly.
"Ah, what!?"
Yuuna jumps in surprise.
"You, you! Of course, it's my body you're after! Entering the dungeon alone with me to do all sorts of things..."
"I just want to try something for a moment."
"You thought I'd let you touch me!?"
The reason I hadn't touched her shoulder was because of the nearby blade.
It's truly unjust.
Yuuna's cheeks flush red as she questions me.
"What…! What do you want to do?"
"I learned a new skill."
Namely, The Concealing Onahole!
"Lend me your hand."
"…"
Yuuna, with a suspicious gaze, extends her delicate hand to me.
I promptly grasped it.
["Concealing Onahole" activated]
If Yuuna has the onahole ability, this should be possible.
"Uhm…"
Yuuna's body turned transparent.
Indeed, the heroine had the Onahole ability.
"How is it?"
"Kim Sang-hyuk, can you do something like this?"
"I just learned it."
"Alright. I'll go in first."
Yuuna slowly approached the two goblins.
There were faint footsteps, but the goblins didn't notice at all.
Yuuna, who was only visible to me, sent an OK sign from behind.
As Yuuna dealt with the two goblins on guard,
I attacked the back of an additional goblin that had been hiding.
"Sudden Stealth Strike!!!"
Whoosh!!
"Kkeek!!"
The goblin received my powerful front kick, excreting jelly as it rolled on the ground.
Phew.
"Onahole… transform…"
"…Idiot. If you yell like that while attacking, it defeats the purpose of a stealthy approach."
"Since I've confirmed there are only three of them, A little showmanship won't hurt."
The remaining two goblins also underwent the onahole transformation process after excretion.
Two successful tricks! Get!
Aren't they delightfully bouncy?
I tightly gripped the goblin onahole.
*Squish~*
"Don't touch it like that. It looks hideous."
I placed it in the "Onahole Inventory."
"Anyway, learning to be an invisibility buff and being an onahole collector is quite versatile, huh?"
"Would you be surprised if I told you there's also a strengthening buff?"
"…"
Yuuna was genuinely astonished.
"Really? There's a strengthening buff? You…"
"If you have something to say, go ahead."
"…Ugh. You trickster… You must be of noble birth! There must be countless hunters who want to team up with you without ever needing my help.
"Is it that significant?"
"Even just having invisibility would probably attract an S-class hunter."
Her emotions seemed to grow complicated all at once.
Is this the right moment? The timing to earn some points?
"Yuuna. This buff is only for our squad. Do I look like the kind of person who would go to another team and shamelessly flaunt my abilities?"
"…You do."
"…"
"Even though you have a beautiful girlfriend named Henna..."
"I don't go around telling just anyone I like them, you know?"
Yuuna bashfully turned her head away.
"Anyway… what is this enhancement buff? When did you learn it?"
"During the Golden Dungeon, It's a skill called 'Onahole Strengthening.'"
"… What skill did you just use?"
"Concealing Onahole."
"Kim Sang-hyuk!!"
Dodging the pursuing Yuuna, I flee with all my might!!
"Kim Sang-hyuk! Stop right there!"
"Mountain Water Painting Slash!!"
"Kyaa! I won't let you off if I catch you. Treating someone like an onahole Am I your Onahole? Huh? A concealed onahole? Do you want to die!?"
The drawback of the incredible onahole buff:
The recipient feels somewhat offended.
We return to the cave entrance and hold a brief strategy meeting.
"Operation: Concealed Onahole, go?"
"No. That's shameless."
"What about Onahole Strengthening?"
"I'd rather fight than be enhanced with such a perverted skill."
"A perverted skill…"
'…I shouldn't have mentioned the skill name.'
No.
By speaking it outright, it concluded as a humorous event; if I had secretly used it, I might have really gotten hit.
"Are there any side effects? Like 'Onahole-ization' progressing…"
"What kind of disease is Onahole?"
"…Ugh. What if I become your Onahole?"
"Isn't that a good thing?"
I couldn't help but let out a sigh.
"Can I wear a bewitching feather?"
"Sorry… But, just for a trial…"
"No way."
…Tch.
The Onahole Buff became short-lived decadence.
The flaw is that I can't apply it to myself.
"Anyway, a dungeon like this is enough for the two of us to clear. Are you ready?"
"Are we going to be stained with blood?"
Yuuna grinned.
"If we finish quickly and leave, maybe we can have another round?"
"One more round. Good!"
Our last strategy was a reckless charge.
"Haahh!"
Yuuna charges into the cave!
"Kiiirk!?"
"Keeek! Retreat!"
"Retreat!!"
Jumping Goblins!
"I'll leave the rear to you, Kim Sang-hyuk!"
"Ah, of course."
With a clatter.
[Malfunction!!]
Oh, heavens!
The Glock's slide has fallen back and won't return!!
"Damn it…! What's going on? Captain, cover me!"
"Figure it out, idiot!"
This damn situation. Once I get out of here, I'm buying a revolver!
Technique 83 has betrayed me!
"Cackle!"
"Screech!"
"Ah, don't come any closer!"
Goblins are swarming towards me as well. Yuuna is preoccupied with striking them down.
"Keek!"
To hell with it!
I swung the broken firearm like a blunt weapon!!
"Personality-Betraying Gunkata!"
"Splurt!"
The goblin hit by the earthenware pot crumpled to the ground, spewing jelly.
Didn't I tell you not to come?
The martial arts I learned from Isabella proved to be a great help.
Dodging the goblins' surprise attacks!
Fighting back effectively with fists and feet!
"Turn into an onahole."
Even the finishing statement is clear.
[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution: 91% MVP, Yuuna Nakamori]
[Others: Kim Sang-hyuk]
"…"
Contribution isn't all that important. Anyway, that's the situation.
I still managed to perform admirably on my own.
"The Magic River has emerged."
"Magic River?"
"It's a special material."
When I approached Yuuna, a radiant green gem the size of a fist sparkled brilliantly.
"Kim Sang-hyuk. You don't know how to use magical materials, do you? I'll teach you today."
"Then we're still in the same squad, right?"
"…Huh? Did I say I was leaving the squad?"
I gaze intently at Yuuna, who feigns nonchalance.
"I thought it would be like that if you didn't say anything? You claimed you were taking care of us for no reason."
"... Well, looking at Kim Sang-hyuk, I feel like I can't be without him.
"We're staying together? You're not leaving the squad?"
"Why are you insisting on a definite answer? It's awkward."
She keeps averting her eyes, so I grasp Yuuna's hand.
It's so soft and warm that it's hard to believe it's a hand that wields a sword.
"… Are you grabbing my hand again?"
Yuuna doesn't shake off my hand, as if she doesn't dislike it.
"I'm holding you back so you won't leave."
"You said you'd go if I tried to manipulate you, right?"
"We cleared the dungeon. Since we didn't do it inside the dungeon, it's invalid."
"...."
She holds on tightly.
Yuuna grips my hand, exerting just a little bit of strength.
I feel like I might get an erection as it is....
Shyly, Yuuna mumbles while glancing at my face.
"That's… indeed…"
They clasped hands and waited for the dungeon to crumble to dust.
This minute of silence was the most enchanting in all the realm.
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