What Si-eun told me through intelligence was half as expected.
"A virtual world created by a queen?"
"Yes. The era is closer to the Renaissance era than the Middle Ages, an era where monsters, magic, and demon kings exist."
"It feels like a half-baked fantasy."
It's a virtual world where rules are enforced, something I experienced during an exchange war.
Henna became a witch, Isolde became a rebel leader, and Yuna became the queen of the empire.
Even if we assume that the reason Evangeline became my wife was Lucky Skabe's influence, an essential problem remains.
"Why did the queen create a world like this?"
It's not because I want to play alone.
"First of all, let's search as much as we can."
Sigh, let's look back.
Evangeline was looking at me, straightening her hair in her adventurer's outfit.
"Oh my. Are you ready? You♡"
"…Yet."
My cheeks feel hot.
"Where did you get those clothes?"
"I used scissors. Right away."
"To use someone else's clothes so carelessly..."
"These are someone else's clothes, Mr. Sanghyuk. These are definitely my clothes, your wife, from this world."
…
It seems that the wife was very diligent.
My shirt was crisp and well-ironed.
For a farmer, this is probably top-tier fashion.
"This is activity funding."
Si-eun handed over a bag of blunt gold coins.
When did you get something like this again?
I glanced inside my pocket and saw a gold coin with drops of blood on it.
"…"
"…"
Si-eun turns her head, pretending not to notice.
It doesn't seem like it was obtained through legal means.
Anyway, these villain Onaholes...
"Let's go."
"Let's go~~."
Evangeline clings to me with her arms crossed, as if on an outing.
Unlike when I was in wife mode, where I valued settling down and living, the vice president likes going out to work with me, so I guess I can't help it.
"It feels like we're on a date alone."
"There's Shi-eun and Kushina too."
"Oh, I did... Hello? I'm Evangeline, Sanghyuk's girlfriend."
"This is Onahole Kushina."
"Kang Si-eun. Onahole."
It was a self-introduction that made me dizzy just listening to it.
"Two Onaholes and one girlfriend... After all, we're going on a date alone, right?"
"That's right…"
It's not for nothing that my grades are excellent.
I can feel the dignity of my girlfriend, who already counts them as objects.
"Onahole may be superior at night, but I can serve as Sanghyuk's housekeeper during the day. Right, everyone?"
"…"
Si-eun's eyes are fierce.
"Sieun, don't think bad thoughts."
"I hate honor students... I was thinking about what crafts I could make with my pretty arms and legs."
I pulled Kang Si-eun's cheek.
"Is Onahole supposed to think like that?"
"Habub…No."
"You're a friend who speaks harshly? Did Sanghyuk ever have a colleague like this?"
To think of it, the Vice President was Isabella's partner.
There is no way he would have good compatibility with an S-class villain. It's a shame that Si-eun decided to remove all the angular parts and become my onahole.
"You're not a colleague, Onahole. Right now, you're just my tool."
"…Hmm…"
No matter what Si-eun's past is, the important thing now is tracking down the queen.
"Let's work as diligently as we are late."
"Great."
We prepared to leave immediately.
"Mr. Kim! Where are you going with your wife on such a nice day? Picnic? Flower viewing?"
Village friend NPCs ask us where we are going and smile in a friendly way.
When I see that smile,
I feel like I have grown up here since I was young.
"I decided to become an adventurer starting today."
"What?"
Evangeline clasped her hands together politely and bowed her head to my acquaintances—NPCs in the setting.
"Thank you for your support during this time, everyone."
The discipline has already been broken.
Nowadays, I don't even think of this little corner of the country as my hometown.
It is not a place suitable for our elegant royal noble material, Evangeline Maman.
"Do you have any clues, Mr. Sanghyuk?"
"Sword Saint, Justia must be here somewhere."
I just said whatever came to mind.
"I never imagined that name would come up."
"I think it would be difficult to explain coherently because the source is the source."
N-chan said. There is a secret heroine in Geumyeok.
If you think back on the conversation you had at that time, there is a high probability that the secret heroine is Quintia's mother.
When it comes to mothers who can survive in the middle of the Queen's domain, there is no one other than Justia.
"I guess that playful god is an informant?"
Evangeline Senior is quick to notice...
In fact, they went through the erotic trap dungeon together.
Even if you've never met En-chan, you probably know enough about her personality.
"Then, it would be a good idea to find the sword saint first and listen to his story. It would be better if he did not become one of the queen's servants yet."
"It will still be okay. If she had become a member of the household, there would be no reason for the queen to look so disheveled."
I heard the queen's panicked voice from a gap in space.
Perhaps we are the variable she did not expect.
"The problem is finding people."
Even though it is a virtual world, it is very large.
Endless fields, bright sunlight.
It feels daunting to go around trying to find just one person. Do we have no choice but to start with the hydrogen question?
"Master."
Squeeze.
Kang Si-eun pulled my sleeve.
"Huh?"
"Checkpoint."
Have you arrived already?
When our legs got a little tired after walking for about 2 hours, we found the checkpoint for the adventurer city of Paln.
There is a bench nearby, so Evangeline sits down.
"Are you okay? Aren't you tired?"
"Yes. I can still walk."
Open her canteen and hand it to her.
Two beautiful Onahole girls with healthy thighs standing under the bright sunlight are looking at Evangeline with envy.
"You guys come too."
I can't help it.
She called as if she were taking care of a puppy, and Kushina immediately opened her mouth and said, 'Ah~~'.
Feed her by holding her canteen in her mouth.
Si-eun ate on her own, normally.
"Whew."
"How do you get through the checkpoint? Kang Si-eun. How did you guys get in?"
"We?"
"…"
"…"
Why don't we just look at each other and answer?
"Is there any way in?"
"Yes. Just stand in line."
"If you stand in line..."
I don't want to argue with the guards from the start.
If I'm not careful, my personality-defeating smash could mercilessly spew fire.
"Sanghyuk, let me wipe the sweat from your forehead."
"Thank you."
Evangeline's handkerchief smelled good.
Laugh, wooho…
"Shall we go?"
"Yes."
I stand in line, holding hands with the Vice President, who is the very essence of elegance.
We are a couple of farmers.
I came to this city dreaming of becoming an adventurer!!
"Stop. Show your ID. What's your name?"
"Kim Sang-hyuk. Farmer. No ID."
"What? Are you kidding me?"
Isn't this it?
The NPC may have been too vague, but the atmosphere becomes slightly uncomfortable.
"You're having a hard time in the heat."
At that time, a large guard approached and extended his hand to Evangeline.
"This woman, please come inside. We will conduct a special search of her belongings."
"Oh."
Huh? Corpses talk?
Kushina suddenly stepped in, avoiding my already cold gaze.
Hold the guard's hand tightly.
"What? What about this bitch?"
"I really don't have the eyes to see. Aren't I prettier than the brown-haired girl over here?"
"It's so bare that it's unattractive."
"Other people's women are more attractive."
"It's suspicious that you have such fair skin for a farmer. Hehe."
Si-eun, who is worse off, also comes in.
She stood in front of her guard with an expressionless expression.
"If you come with us, we'll do something fun for you."
"Hoo. Is this in place of an ID card?"
"Yeah. How are you?"
"Okay, hey, just watch for a moment. I'm going to have some fun."
"Captain, we are there too!"
'For an NPC, it's well made.'
It's not just about repeating certain lines.
Does this mean that you can project your own desires and act on them?
My village friends were rough, but this city definitely put some effort into it.
Anyway, Kushina and Shi-eun caught up with the thug guard, who was trying to touch Evangeline's chest.
It came back about 2 minutes later.
Holding a strange, fat jar.
"… What is that? Wasn't the human-eating jar broken?"
"…Another jar…"
Soon, the guard captain, who seemed to be in a daze, returned.
"What kind of jar is it?"
"…"
"No, no. Don't say anything if it requires intracerebral censorship."
When you think of antiques, you think of jars.
"Let me pass."
"Captain. Did you enjoy it?"
"Didn't you hear? I told you to let it pass."
"…Ah, yep."
In a cold atmosphere, we passed through the checkpoint directly.
Because I act with villains, I feel like I have become a villain too.
But the good thing about breaking the law is that it is always faster than the law.
"Well done. Villain Onaholes."
"It's easy to lure out a simple guy like that and kill him. Right, Si-eun?"
"Yes. It's relatively simple."
"Thank you, Kushina. Kang Si-eun."
Evangeline must have thought she received help this time, too, as she expressed her gratitude to Duona Hall.
It's good that I passed the gate easily. Since it is on the main street, it is very noticeable.
"What, those women?"
"It's not a joke... Look at your body.
"Crazy…"
Because everyone is so strikingly pretty, sexual harassment comments are rampant, even though I, a man, have my eyes wide open.
It's definitely an exotic atmosphere that's completely different from the streets of Korea.
From talking to and flirting with women passing by freely, I get the feeling that something is different from where I used to live.
I'm a little annoyed that Kushina and Shi-eun were sent to a place like this, but...
"You may use it freely, master."
The first Onahole,
Kushina said it as if she were giving me strength.
"There's no way your onahole can't do other things."
"First, let's decide on a base and check if there are any notable anomalies in this world."
"Yes!"
"Check."
Position…
Where would be a good base?
Inevitably, we look for accommodations, but, of course, because this is a fantasy world, there are no 5-star hotels.
『Blue Goblin Nose』, which has a first floor combined with a bar, seemed to be the best option.
When you open the door and enter, various adventurers are drunk and have been chatting since daytime.
How was today's mission, and how was the income?
They brag and make a fuss about having killed a demonic beast with one sword.
Amidst the noise, I find a room and go up.
The room was quite spacious and comfortable.
『Seeing and Red』 Activated.
I scanned the room, but there were no renovations.
"You two work together, and if there's anything unusual, report it right away."
"Huh."
"Yes~."
Evangeline is waiting for me to speak.
I feel a little embarrassed by her trust-filled gaze.
… Is it okay for me, a D-class academy student, to take the lead?
"I'm doing great."
"Ah… I think it would be better to have an experienced senior conduct the conduct."
"No? Sanghyuk, you look really cool right now. I fell in love with him two or three times when I saw him at work."
As he said that happily, I felt my face getting hot.
They say my girlfriend is fighting for her life outside.
I can't stand it because it's so fun to be cozy with my new girlfriend.
It is a life that fills my stomach in many ways.
"Then… Let's go to the biggest building here and register as adventurers."
"Couple adventurer! It's romantic. We can also buy a luxurious mansion, right?"
"Well, if the vice president and I work sincerely..."
Dragon and all, would you be a match?
But what gets my nerves are the insignificant human men.
Other than me, things with dicks look at Evangeline and covet them.
"It sticks to me."
Come on.
Evangeline clung to me with her shy face.
"Sanghyuk. No matter what happens, I'm your wife."
"…"
I have to breastfeed Evangeline at night.
I was making that promise in my mind.
It's great to have a pretty and kind wife.
"A couple came to register as adventurers..."
The receptionist asked back, looking a little surprised.