by Efan
Loran woke up in Elden Ring with 136 Intelligence.
Unfortunately, the extra points overflowed into something far worse:
A galgame system.
Every NPC now has affection values.
Every interaction changes relationships.
Even terrifying bosses somehow count as “targets.”
White Mask Varré thinks Loran is a perfect recruit.
Kiro, a VTuber with only 9 Intelligence, just wants to stop dying.
And somewhere in the Lands Between, destiny is quietly breaking.
Because if Elden Ring is secretly a dating sim—
Isn’t that just common sense?
What to expect:
- Comedy with dark fantasy elements
- Elden Ring lore + absurd romance mechanics
- Affection system chaos
- Slow-burn relationships
- Action, invasions, and terrible decisions
Author Note:
English is not my first language.
This story is originally written in Chinese and carefully adapted into English, so some wording may occasionally feel unusual.
Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy the journey through the Lands Between.