Bro, I'm not an Undead!

<p>Bro!</p><p>You wouldn’t believe this!</p><p>Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.</p><p>Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.</p><p>Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!</p><p>I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?</p><p>RIGHT?!</p><p>I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!</p><p>From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!</p><p>A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!</p><p>Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.</p><p>Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!</p><p>GAAAAH!</p><p>Jeez this is happening too fast!</p><p>However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!</p><p>A new path of power!</p><p>I can NOT be an undead!</p><p>I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!</p><p>Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!</p><p>I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!</p><p>Only Lifelessness awaits me!</p><p>I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!</p><p>I am... SKULLIUS!</p><p>And I’m not an UNDEAD!</p><p>.......</p><p>[Sneek Peek]</p><p>“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”</p><p>[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].</p><p>Um ok.</p><p>Click.</p><p>~~~</p><p>[ Supreme Skill ]</p><p>[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]</p><p>Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).</p><p>----</p><p>[ Supreme Skill ]</p><p>[ Lifeless Evolution ]</p><p>Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.</p><p>-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-</p><p>~~~</p><p>I’m going to regret this right?</p><p>......</p>