Chapter 910: The Lecherous Bastard (I)
“I’m not an old thing,”
Zaffre responded with a pout, and Ryuk snickered but didn’t tease further.
“So, ready to go where you want to?” he said, a door leading out of the realm appearing before them.
“Wait,” Zaffre said as Ryuk turned to her.
“You said you had two. I’ve only seen Isha,” she said.
“Oh, you mean Void?” he said, his brows furrowing before he shrugged it off.
‘That lecherous bastard is probably snoring within the embrace of some bosom right now,’ he thought before saying to Zaffre.
“Void isn’t here right now.”
“Well, where is he?” Zaffre asked, and Isha responded from the side.
“In the Void Beasts’ Realm. That was the place they asked him to be returned to after locking him up,” she said to Ryuk, who hummed.
“Locked him up?” Zaffre asked, and Ryuk shrugged carelessly.
“It’s a long story.”
“But if you’re so curious about him, how about we branch to the Void Beast Realm before we head to where you’re going?” he offered, and she nodded, stepping out of the realm.
Ryuk followed, his hands gripped by Isha, who also stepped out with him, and the realm door faded, leaving the garden in its tranquility.
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“Come closer to me, Mademoiselle. Let me whisper you a… hello,”
The whisper rang out through a violet-colored throne room where about six figures could be seen.
Four were guards dressed in violet-colored knight armor that hid most of their features, but it left their hands’ sides revealed, and it wasn’t hands but paws of dark fur gripping onto spears.
At the end of the throne room was, of course, the humongous violet-colored throne, and on it sat a woman.
A chubby woman with furs on her cheeks, while on her lap was a cat.
Cute and tiny, with shining black fur as dark as night yet incredibly lustrous.
Light seemed to glide off the cat’s fur, leading to an almost celestial phenomenon.
But right now, the eyes of the guards in the armor were twitching repeatedly, their faces red with suppressed embarrassment.
The cat was none other than Void, who climbed over the woman’s thighs, expertly making his way toward her chest.
“Oh, Elyon. Aren’t you just the most perfect of them all?”
The woman said as Void’s tail flew beneath her neck, making her release giggling purrs.
“As much as I know how blessed I am, I must speak the truth, like I always have,”
Void claimed with a compassionate, cute face that made the woman’s eyes turn into bulbs, looking at Void entrancedly.
And clearly, the words were spoken.
“You, Mademoiselle, aren’t just the most perfect amongst them, you’re the most gorgeous.”
She said to the woman, raising her hands and giving a gentle kiss.
In return, she dragged him closer to her bosom, and Void’s eyes almost rolled to the back of his head.
‘Ahhh, this is it. The true purpose of life.’
“Oh, Elyon. How lucky am I to have you in my life?”
She cried out.
“Oh, Mademoiselle. Only the opposite is true,” he said as her hug tightened.
“I, Void, have been through a lot of difficulties all my life,” he said, watching her eyes rippling with pity.
“All my life has been nothing but one hardship after another.”
“I’ve been forced to fight on the front lines of wars.”
“Face opponents that are stronger than me by more than two cultivation stages.”
“And even though I, Void, have never lost a battle before, or I wouldn’t be here, all my efforts have been met with nothing but disappointing words like ‘You could do better,’ or ‘You’re such a useless thing.'”
He narrated with a downcast expression, a line of tears slipping down the woman’s eyes even as the guards’ heads turned fully red.
Such level of shamelessness.
“Oh, poor Elyon. To think you have suffered so much in the hands of such a wicked soul,”
She said as she dragged him even into her embrace, and Void’s smile reached his ears.
“If only I could lay my hands on him, I would make sure he pays for his wicked acts,” she said, and Void shook his head.
“Oh, do not bother with him, Mademoiselle.”
“After all, his wicked acts will only make sure he remains a bitchless eunuch of a bastard all his life!” Void said with a reigned-in cackling,
“WHAT THE!?”
“VOID, YOU LECHEROUS BASTARD!?”
The roar rang out through the throne room, and in the next moment, the void was splintered through as Ryuk jumped out, smoke escaping his nostrils.
“You dare!” the woman on the throne said in shock, looking at the unannounced entrance.
But Void’s CALM voice came first.
“Oh, do not worry yourself with him, Mademoiselle. Only I am deserving of such.”
“Guards!” he called out as the guards readied their spears.
“Send this giant block of an idiot to hell,” he said, waving his paws, only for his words to die in his mouth when a hand stretched out from the void and grabbed Void’s two back legs.
“What the,”
BAAAAANG!
The world spun as Void was thrown like a meteor, slamming into the ceiling before falling onto the ground flat like a paste.
“YOU! GET RID OF HIM!”
The queen on the throne roared out as the guards sped toward the giant, only for him to wave down once.
Immediately, all of them were sent lying flat on their chests, spittle soon pouring out of their lips.
They had all been knocked out cold.
Void wobbled off his feet from the floor he had crashed into, turning his eyes upward to find the giant walking toward him while folding the sleeves on his wrist.
“You long piece of shit,” Void cursed out.
“I’ll make sure you die so cruelly, no bitch will mourn—” he started saying when
GIGGGLLLEEEE
A familiar giggling sound echoed through the throne room, and Void turned behind him.
Right there were two ladies with quite the bountiful bosom, but he recognized one of them the instant he saw her, his eyes widening in disbelief
“Isha!?” he called out, only for realization to dawn upon him as he turned forward, only to find a hand clamping down on his neck and dragging him up the ground.
“Wait, you’re Ryuk!?”
Now it made sense why he had known his real name.
“Ahh, ahh, Ryuk.”
“Been a—”
BAAAAANG!
“Hey, what are you—”
BAAAAANG!
“Oi, that was close to the spo,”
BAAAAANG!
“Ahhhhh,”
BAAAAANG!
“He’s killing me!”
BOOOOOOM!
“ISHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
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