Chapter 94: Honorary Custodian’s First Night
My fingers stilled on the desk’s surface. Outside, the rain had softened to a murmur, its earlier violence spent. Like the storm, my frantic need to control every outcome was passing.
The inkwell’s reflection showed a man no longer at war with the world’s design. Just someone learning his place within it.
This was the true calling of a background character: not passive observation nor compulsive meddling, but the discernment to know when to sweep in and when to let the dust settle.
I chuckled darkly at the realization.
Even self-awareness, it seemed, could become its own kind of blindness. I’d been on the right path all along - just starting to stray from its true purpose.
But the downpour had washed my vision clear before I wandered too far astray.
"Hmm..."
Through the window, the first break in the clouds appeared—a sliver of silver light falling across my desk. I turned back to the shop’s accounts, the numbers suddenly sharper, the work more purposeful. The quiet labor of building something real, rather than endlessly editing stories that weren’t mine to tell.
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The numbers flowed across the ledger like a quiet river, each calculation falling into place with unexpected ease. The scratching of my pen, the occasional rustle of parchment, the distant murmur of closing-time activity downstairs—these became the only markers of time’s passage.
When the twins’ voices finally pierced my concentration, I blinked in surprise. The light outside had deepened to indigo, the shop’s lanterns casting warm pools of illumination against the gathering dark.
"Manager?" Mira’s voice carried equal parts amusement and exhaustion as she peeked into my office. "We’re heading out. The last customer left twenty minutes ago."
"Though there’s a rather... unordinary person waiting for you downstairs," Lira added, her nose wrinkling. "But, Manager... Can he really do the job?"
Ah. Right. I told them I hired Nolan a bit before, right?
My lips twitched as I set down my pen. "As I said, he’s our new custodian. You don’t have to worry about him. Just treat him like he is someone respectable, but don’t get involved with him yet. Anyway, go and get some rest. You worked hard today."
"Yes, Manager."
I followed them downstairs, the twins gathered their cloaks, and I found myself adding, "Take the back alleys—the main square’s still flooded from the storm."
Mira gave me a look that clearly said we’re not the ones who need protecting , but nodded all the same. The door clicked shut behind them, leaving me alone with the soft sounds of rain dripping from the eaves.
And one very out-of-place moon elf prince.
Nolan stood by the alchemy books section, long fingers trailing along the spines as he rearranged them with casual disregard for the existing system. His nose wrinkled slightly at a particularly worn volume of common herbs.
"Mr. Custodian," I called, leaning against the banister. "You came."
He didn’t turn. "Of course." The bookshelf gave a protesting creak as he forced a thick tome into the wrong section. "I gave my word."
How noble. I bit back a laugh. "Wait here a moment."
The storage closet’s hinges squeaked as I retrieved the promised tools—two buckets sloshing with soapy water, rags draped over the rims, brooms balanced precariously atop. The weight felt satisfying in my grip, like the punchline to a joke only I understood.
Nolan had moved to the window when I returned, his silhouette framed by rain-streaked glass. He turned at my approach—then froze.
"Let’s begin, Mr. Custodian." I beamed, thrusting the cleaning supplies toward him with ceremonial gravitas.
His gaze dropped to the bucket. Then to the mop. Then to my face.
The progression of his expression was nothing short of poetic: confusion, dawning comprehension, outrage, and finally—glorious, grudging acceptance. His fingers flexed, the ghost of his earlier charm magic flickering at his fingertips before dissipating.
"You..." His voice was dangerously soft. "You can’t possibly expect..."
But I was already prepared for it.
"But of course, Honorary Custodian," I said with practiced deference, pressing a hand to my chest. "I would never presume myself above you. But since this is your first night, I thought you might appreciate company for this... noble work." I lowered my voice conspiratorially. "Just this once, before you outshine us all tomorrow."
Nolan’s mouth opened, then closed with an audible click. His fingers twitched at his sides, caught between princely outrage and the trap of his own pride.
I turned away before he could formulate a protest, dunking a rag into the soapy water with exaggerated care. "Let’s begin with the tables and shelves," I announced, wringing out the cloth with a satisfying twist. "Not a single stain or speck of dust shall escape our vigilance."
The rag made a wet plop as I extended it toward him. Nolan stared at it like I’d offered him a dead rodent.
His jaw worked silently for three heartbeats before his fingers—manicured nails gleaming even in the dim lantern light—snatched the cloth from my hand with all the grace of a cat forced to bathe.
"This is how I do it," I instructed, moving to the nearest study table. My strokes were methodical, the damp rag gliding in concentric circles. "The key is systematic coverage, not brute force. Like polishing a sword, is it right, Sir?"
I peeked over my shoulder. Nolan stood frozen, his nose wrinkled at the mundane task, yet his crimson eyes tracked my movements with unsettling precision.
To my surprise, when he finally approached the adjacent table, his motions were mirror-perfect—if anything, more refined than my own. His long fingers manipulated the rag like an artist’s brush, each stroke eliminating dust with surgical efficiency.
"My, my," I breathed, genuine awe coloring my voice. "To think such skill came so naturally to you. This position was really made for you."
Nolan’s shoulders straightened imperceptibly. "Elven artisanship demands similar precision," he muttered, though the corner of his mouth twitched upward. "Just... applied to more dignified materials."
"Naturally," I agreed, watching as he attacked a stubborn ink stain with unexpected fervor. "Though I dare say our humble shop has never seen such royal treatment."
I never expected this to happen either, you know.
Well, why should I complain when I got such a competent, practically free laborer?
"Hey, don’t touch that spot! I will do it myself."
"O-Oh, alright, Honorary Custodian."
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Author’s Note:
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